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A place for plant ppl. Let's discuss becoming more self sufficient while we still can: discord.gg/MprPdrPgQk

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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm at that stage of sinus congestion when I clear my throat and sound like an old car trying to turn over
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We should all be prepared to spark one when we find out Willie Nelson had moved on from this plane of existence
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Willie Nelson Light Up
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the band on stage wants me to sing along
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Valentina: I'd Like To Keep It On, Please
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Crab is the pork of the sea - me, 2026
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Feisty Live Blue Crab on Crab Place Paper
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Thank God I can stop watching Big Brother now
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Dora
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"mega Mewtwo y looks like that asshole from jabba's Palace... Maybe the nerdiest sentence I've ever said" - me, 2026
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Indio Gringo ® @paninid.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026
Written days after inauguration 👀
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We spent almost 150 on happy hour and I'm like how?? Everything is discounted But then I thought about every time I've been to five below and spent over $100 and also wondered how
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Michael Scott Declares Bankruptcy in The Office
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ok WTF does offside mean #fifa
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Excited Kid Yells "Sportsball!"
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Having mead not made in Scandinavia is like having a crab cake not made in Maryland
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Crab Eating a Green Grape
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When we see someone smoking Virginia tobacco in a foreign land
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
When my credit card says I'm near my limit
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Me_irl
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Doc Holliday's 'Defile Myself' Quote
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
After about a week in another country i can say Americans definitely sound like every stereotype of Americans and this includes me
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
My gender is whatever bathroom line is shorter
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My inner monologue be like
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Me_irl
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The douchelord behind me won't stop shit taking the opening band at this show. I hope he's looking over my shoulder to see that I think he's an absolute cunt. I've said it out loud a few times but I think he's too drunk to hear me
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Will Harris @willharrisinva.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I know when we’ll see a lot of ‘em.
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Ok Google How much cheese can I legally bring home as a souvenir
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Wallace and Gromit: Surprised Wallace
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Drunk purchase prescription sunglasses y/n
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Kurt Cobain Catjam Crypto Meme
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I just ate twopointfive Krystal cheeseburger under the influence of Wegovy ama
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
One of my favorite concert moments was in Portsmouth when Cyndi lauper told the losers up front to stop recording and enjoy the moment. I felt that shit cc @dresserlook.bsky.social
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
You realize you're an adult when you stop trying to fix people and start trying to fix your yard
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Trek Talks @trektalks.net · 28/03/2026
We're at 219 supporters. Let's get to 225! Tag 6 friends who can help by donating or spreading the word! #StarTrek #TrekTalks Text TREK to 53-555 to donate to @hofoco.org WATCH: www.youtube.com/@TrekTalksTe... Register to bid: givebutter.com/c/trektalks5... Donate: givebutter.com/c/trektalks5
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Home of the livestream telethon inspired by Star Trek to benefit Hollywood Food Coalition, broadcasting live! 🖖 Trek with us on Social 🖖 → TrekTalks on Facebook: / trektalkstelethon → TrekTalks...
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It's amazing that I am still trying to learn Spanish on Duolingo when I can barely manage my first language some days
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
It's time #spring #equinox youtu.be/Bs_aI2m8pag?...
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Open Season On The Los Angeles Freeway Begins As Harris Opens Fire | L.A. Story
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Me: I wanna try that new McDonald's burger My body, Wegovy coursing through my veins:
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I know no one's been waiting for my opinion on AI art but you're going to get it *Ignoring environmental concerns for a sec* I am cool with people using it for a dumb fuckin bit or a profile picture. But people who use it for business purposes need to be hit with an old school wacom tablet
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Ben Rollman @bensbrickdesigns.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Hey all, please pass this along on your socials. My bro is still paying down medical debt for cancer treatment, so every bit helps. He's auctioning off comic books as well as custom artwork of his. @joethemadtitan.bsky.social Every Thursday at 7pm Mountain. www.whatnot.com/user/joethem...
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@joethemadtitan's Seller profile on Whatnot
Joe The Mad Titan | Artist, practitioner of dying arts, Mad. @joethemadtitan on Instagram and The Art of Joe Rollman on FB. Here to share my collection and art with the world!
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source!
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I can't remember shit that happened earlier today but meanwhile I remember this random ice skating routine from 1992 youtu.be/Jl2AV8qwN8U?...
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Debi Thomas 1992 Canadian Stars on Ice
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Behold, the best extra toasty cheezit ever made
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Pro tip: don't go on a deep emotional exploration of dream symbolism 10 minutes before a professional video call
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Patrick Schmiedt @pschmiedt.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#superbowl
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Pretty well timed notification from Duolingo #superbowl
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Is Billie Joe Armstrong in his Brian setzer era #superbowl
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Man I was really excited for the opening ceremonies but it's not delivering for me. Paris had Gojira and drag queens goddammit
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I always order a gin and tonic at bars that don't have a cocktail menu because I assume they can't fuck it up Today I learned ... They can
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Abso Lutely
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
When "Cruel World" by Willie Nelson starts playing at a bar where you're just out living your best life having brunch drinks
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Whenever I feel shit about my current job and start considering going back to my old one I remind myself how that boss called Ken Jeong "the little Chinese guy who was in The Hangover" and told me "no one cares what Mexicans think" when I had an issue with an idea he had for a sugar skull T-shirt
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
💖Traditional Christmas Music Makes Me Wanna Throw Myself Down a Chimney 🎀
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Picard's not amused #startrek
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The best / worst thing about ai is that when you or your favorite podcast comes up with a stupid bit that should never have effort put into it, you can make it happen. Also all of the environmental damage is bad Anyways here's Hamburger Hamlet @threedomusa.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Dear people who bring their dogs everywhere: Why
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Me_irl
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Zellsbells @zellsbells.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
I just ordered a salad with a shit ton of canned mandarin orange slices and it transported me back to the 90's. Not the cool 90s, but like the late 90s when decor was green and purple and beige
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