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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷

@zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social
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☘️☘️☘️S’il te plait read these tweets in your best French Accent (again)🥖🇫🇷🍟

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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 7h
How I arrived on Bluesky:
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Deja Vu Top Secret: Beret Man
Alt: Clip from the movie Top Secret of the character Deja Vu, a Frenchman in a Beret Man with a thick mustache dressed as a resistance fighter
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 8h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Johnny Hooker & Henry Gondorff in The Sting
Alt: Johnny Hooker & Henry Gondorff in The Sting (two men in tuxes at a bar - played by Paul Newman & Robert Redford)
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Monuments X-Men
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyway back to talking about basketball. Here are Sophie Cunningham’s 2026 highlights #WNBA
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Red Sox fans grumbling about what could have been if only Mickey Gasper & Wilson Contreras stayed healthy at the end of the season. They really should be grumbling that the Sox were only “interested” in Soto or Alonso or Ohtani or…
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If someone doesn’t like my skeets
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The Dude's Opinion - The Big Lebowski
Alt: Clip from the movie The Big Lebowski with The Dude leaning back in a bowling alley chair and saying “yeah? Well, you know, that’s just like your opinion, man.”
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine mixing up the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Taylor Swift still hasn’t atoned for this crime: youtu.be/1K8JTVoUGRE
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Taylor Swift - September
YouTube video by J S
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the movie True Romance with Brad Pitt as a stoned out loser lounging on a messy couch
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Best tv shows of the 21st Century: Andor The Wire Better Call Saul Mad Men Deadwood The Expanse Schitt’s Creek What We Do In The Shadows Veep Fargo Reservation Dogs Succession Fleabag Single season: Chernobyl Band of Brothers Watchmen Adolescence Station Eleven The Night Of Baby Reindeer
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it? youtu.be/ZNVdykG5nKw
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Backdraft (1991) - The Funeral
YouTube video by Alamo YTC Germany
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
It's about fairness in sports = it's about ethics in journalism.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Didn’t expect a Charlie Kirk reference on Ted Lasso
A weird picture of a guy with small eyes and a comically large forehead holding a martini
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hear me out: Muppet Point Break with Keanu
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Inbox zero and no unread text messsges. This is the way.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Protect Ya Neck
YouTube video by Wu-Tang Clan - Topic
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In a world full of Ballmers and Krafts, be a John Henry. Liquidste thise assets for pennies on the dollar before they depreciate!
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Corporate need you to find the differences between this picture and that picture.
Former Congressman and failed candidate for President, House Speaker, and now Senator: Seth Moulton. He’s making a weird gesture with his hands and looks like he wants to talk to the manager.   Basketball player Luka Dončić whining at a ref while waving his hands.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tacko Fall made it back to the NBA before Enes Kanter.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Name an incredible debut album
Cover of Weird Al Yankovic’s self titled debut album. 

It’s a cartoon of him playing the accordion dreaming of stardom in a cluttered room.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’ll bet Slob Marley recorded this at the back end of his parents’ McMansion.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Does The Ewing Theory extend to podcasts hosts needing to step back for legal reasons?
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I always liked this guy for a reason
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For every like this gets, I’ll share a movie I’ve watched a surprising amount of times.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
“Enes Kanter is a stupid piece of shit”
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Still from the movie The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus- with Tom Waits as Mr. Nick, dressed in a dark suit with a bowler hat and a cigarillo
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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The Canadians Walk Among Us
Alt: Clip from the movie Canadian Bacon, with an ominous black and white political ad with the voiceover “The Canadians Walk Among Us” over stock footage of a crowded city street
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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'Weird Al' Yankovic: Tiny Desk Concert
YouTube video by NPR Music
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Name a band using only emoji 🐸💦⚙️
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Picture of Yoko Ono and John Lennon hiding a red and white rose, respectively.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Linda Ronstadt on The Muppet Show youtu.be/vi3e5ErnluY
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Muppet Songs: Linda Ronstadt and Janice - It's in His Kiss
YouTube video by Muppet Songs
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Robin Lopez, I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is the good stuff
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Silent Bob's Expressive Gesturing
Alt: Silent Bob from the Clerks movies with an expressive facial gesture instead of speaking
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Name an actor/actress who should have won an Oscar:
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Starship Troopers Paul Verhoeven
Alt: Clip from the movie Starship Troopers of Lieutenant Raszcak (played by Michael Ironside) saying: “I have only one rule: Everyone fights. No one quits. You don’t do your job, I’ll shoot you.” He’s talking to all the new raw recruits.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is who runs this account
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Kids In The Hall Dave Foley Ooh Laa
Alt: Kids In The Hall Dave Foley dressed as a French mime with a goofy mustache smoking a cigarette and saying “Ooh Laa”
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
STAR TREK VILLAINS WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
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Dark Crystal Skeksis Chamberlain Close-Up
Alt: Dark Crystal Skeksis Chamberlain Close-Up
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
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Waterworld: Kevin Costner on the Open Sea
Alt: Waterworld: Kevin Costner on the Open Sea waving around jug of water
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Why not just sign Marcus and Jrue and trade for Luke while you’re at it, Philly???
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Hank Single @hanksingle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Friends, as you wade through the river of shit that the Celtics organization and the analytics bros pump out, today, trying to justify one of the worst trades in NBA history, just remember: You were right to love Jaylen Brown, he was as good as you thought he was on the court, and better off it.
Screen cap of a reply from Jaylen Brown's instagram (@fchwpo) reading

it's okay lil bro (heart emoji) we will always be friends
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Remember folks, all these anti-competitive rules and arcane procedures in the CBA evolved for two reasons- To justify not paying players their full market value AND To punish the Celtics & Red Auerbach for constantly getting the better of other teams who weren’t fully committed to winning.
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Most in all of the hoopla over the Jaylen Brown trade is that the Celtics signed Mitchell Robinson for more money and fewer years than the Spurs gave Luke Kornet.
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Bostonian in DC @bostonianindc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For 10 season, I watched Jaylen Brown become not just an incredible player, but an incredible person. What he’s meant to the Boston has gone far beyond the court & he truly shifted the energy. Thank you for everything, JB, you’ll forever be one of my favorite Celtics ☘️
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☘️ZeFrenchKornetPartDeux🇫🇷 @zefrenchkornetdeux.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I have returned. In an era of great and inexplicable sadness. WTF Chisholm????? (BlueSky and Outlook managed to nuke my account while I was in enemy territory)
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