Reposted by Zach PetersonJay Brandstabber 🐼🔪🎃 @jaybrandstetter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We recorded this one late after everyone had been traveling all day and the guests and Winslow were all crammed around on mic at his place. It's hard to bring something new to The Doom Bathroom so I'm glad I had some really funny people around to elevate it! 042
Reposted by Zach PetersonI'M FROM THE INTERNET podcast @iftipod.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We finally talked about the Doom Bathroom! Comedians Dave Ross and @zeepers.bsky.social join us for a look at the home renovation project that made the generation that couldn't afford home ownership still know what a joist is. shows.acast.com/im-from-the-...shows.acast.comThe Doom Bathroom (with Dave Ross and Zach Peterson) | I'M FROM THE INTERNETWhat is this, some kind of Doom House? 113
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Just saw my first Nerf influencer. If there is one thing I won’t be influenced about, it’s Nerf. 000
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I would like to solemnly inform you that football is back 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Rocapella the singers from “where in the world is Carmen San Diego?” Had a successful career just doing accapela jazz singing on a kid show about an international terrorist. Probably the best that you could hope for with a group like that.  131
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I love this movie and know it’s not a “good movie” but I love it. Watch it every Halloween. 130
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think the majority of my personality can be boiled down to the fact that I watched Ghostbusters too many times as a child  140
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Superheroes are the only people who have had their life improve falling into vats. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’ve been too stoned for every escape room I’ve ever been in. I’ve been in one escape room. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I’m not into conspiracy theories, I just choose to believe things that I have zero evidence for. 000
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My algorithm really has to come to terms with the fact that I don’t like Tool. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Just want to let everyone know that I have been accused of dishonoring the majesty of air combat on one of my videos. I just want you to hear it from me. 000
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Tommy Bahama body wash smells like Dr Pepper. Seems appropriate. 000
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Honestly, goofy doesn’t seem that goofy. He just seems irresponsible. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Sometimes, when I worry that I may not be dressed up enough for an event, I remember where I live, and I know that no matter where I go, there will be some dude in a husker hoodie, regardless of the situation 082
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 30/04/2026My sleep paralysis demons keep telling me to watch Yellowstone and it’s getting annoying. 000
Reposted by Zach PetersonThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026‘7 Days,’ Hisses Little Girl On Phone Call Welcoming Draft Pick To Jets 111206156
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 19/04/2026BREAKING- Trump is ENRAGED that the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz has only received 3 Booms from the Rizzler. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Shout out to all the pimps and players lamenting sorrow tonight. 020
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Wanted to put this weird interaction I had after a show to see if anyone can make sense of it hey I enjoyed your little skits or whatever "ok..Thanks." I got a movie recomendation for you" "sure! "mud" “I've seen it" think its about time you rewatch it He pats the top of my shoulder like a father. 000
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Why do all new “modern” houses end up looking like a PlayStation 2? 020
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Trying to think of a dumb lie to post on the internet for April fools. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026On top of funding DHS and TSA there is also funding in that bill to keep having that one guy do flips off of a piano when he sings. This shit has got to stop. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Post nut clarity is how I refer to all my shelves when I put away my nutcracker collection after the holidays. 221
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I don’t know if I love doing stand-up comedy or if I just love eating fast food in hotel rooms 040
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Would love to become obsessed with a legendary treasure, preferably, to a point beyond madness. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 04/03/2026“Please sir… may I KeEP it TwiZtEd?” Oliver Twisted Tea 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Honestly couldn’t think of a worse hell than creating content that causes people to engage with me. 020
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 11/02/2026My Ai prompt of “fish man angry at his water bill” is worth environmentall catastrophe. 000
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I know history, so it seems pretty unfair that I am also doomed to repeat it. 021
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Continuously justifying murder of innocents has to rot a hole through the soul of all of those who seem to have such a tenuous grasp of their humanity already. 020
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 01/01/2026In the home I grew up in, you weren’t allowed to post memes. ☹️ 030
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 20/12/2025I feel like less people would lash out online if they were versed in the way of the blade 000
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Hoping to get an Apple Watch for Christmas. An Apple Watch is when the condition are right for an Apple. An Apple warning is when an Apple has been spotted in the area. 031
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Just saw a rap rock scored slideshow of John Brown on TikTok. Im like super amped and confused. 020
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 25/10/2025“I don’t have a favorite frozen pizza” is just bragging about growing up with married parents. 150
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Heaven can’t be crowded, because if it was, it wouldn’t be heaven. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Those people talk like parents whose kids went no contact. 040
Reposted by Zach PetersonJames Fritz @jamesfritz.bsky.social · 26/07/2025New album out today on @aspecialthing.bsky.social Thank you to everyone who ever gave me stage time, everyone who ever laughed, everyone who ever recoiled, the sun, the moon and the stars lnk.to/yellsatcrowd...lnk.toJames Fritz - Old Man Yells at CrowdListen to Old Man Yells at Crowd by James Fritz. 0218
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Idea for a restaurant: Benihana but instead of a hibachi grill, we have a George Foreman grill that is manned by a shirtless guy in boxing gloves that entertains the table. 120
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Sorry for interrupting you opening your lootcrate but you have to sign these custody papers. 020
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Never do I feel more like an entitled prick than when an automatic door doesn’t open 030
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Turnstile sounds like if Snapcase started taking their meds. 010
Zach Peterson @zeepers.bsky.social · 11/06/2025I bet being dead feels exactly like scrolling on your phone. 020