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Dorian Lord Zedd

@zeddrick.bio
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My supervillain name is Frozen Rotundra; my power is unlimited unfunny jokes. 📍🐦‍🔥 🏜️ National Underwear Day wishlist www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/EAM4Q…

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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 9h
I'd be the best boy
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 10h
and sagging because the shorts keep falling
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 10h
Me? A white ribbed tank, white briefs, and red basketball shorts.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 12h
Forget #jocktober give me Octoblerone
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 01/10/2026
Drop some fire! 🔥
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 01/10/2026
More
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 30/09/2026
Get some rest to have a great birthday!
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 30/09/2026
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 30/09/2026
They keep him locked away simply to fuel my obsession. It's cruel but hurts so good.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 30/09/2026
That would be a cute use for the thousands of pics I have of her lol
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 30/09/2026
Eevee absolutely refused to get down unless I promised to take a pic and share it.
A calico cat named Eevee sitting on top of a desk
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 30/09/2026
Nothing to see here 😏
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 30/09/2026
I'd give you all the massages. Hopefully you're okay!
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
For sure and I've been doing pretty good logging but it's becoming easier to decide not to out of laziness or being busy with work. I know myself too well. Also outta sight outta mind so I had to put weight bench and rack next to my bed. Now I use it because it's right there. No excuses!
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
#twt finally taking my first break of the day to scarf down lunch
Headless selfie of a guy in a white fruit of the loom ribbed tank and fruit of the loom white briefs. He's sitting on a couch eating a large bowl of salad. (Tighty whities)
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
I love salads, and eat them often, but never consistent about putting them together. I just log everything as I go depending on my mood. Gonna try consistency with all these pre-measured. (Lettuce and dressing stored separately of course)
Seven deli containers filled with vegetables that have been pre-weighed to make eating and macro logging more convenient
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
Can't sleep. The forecast for today is grumpy.
Mirrored closet doors reflecting a guy in bed
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
"Dorian L. Zedd, you're pre-qualified for a personal loan up to 159K based on your credit score and employment history. Click to check your rates." How do I know they're full of shit? Because That's not even my real name 😆
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
I always get so many of their products. Funny I was supposed to buy more peperoncini yesterday and forgot. I guess that's a good thing, maybe.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 29/09/2026
If I'm not gonna be man crush, I'm gonna be monochrome. #mcm ft Eevee Littles Meowskowitz
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clayclay 🩷 🏳️‍🌈 @clayclaycxc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goal 1: be the best I can be Goal 2: find a man 10-15 years older than me that has a lucrative career and can fund my life style
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 28/09/2026
Damn you, now I want. I'm simple though, just give me chili burger and chili fries and I'm a happy camper.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 28/09/2026
5+ years without new bodies and plan to keep it that way
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 28/09/2026
Also he's never seen either so this will be fun!
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Just one of my besties that comes over every other week to drink wine, eat, and binge watch our shows.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Approved
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
We're gonna see Avengers: Infinity War here before going to see Avengers: Endgame Encore. There's a decent chance I'll have a few bottles of wine in me and not remember Encore but I do regret not seeing it in theaters years ago.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Worth every penny of gas
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ‹𝟹
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Mine are so small too. Maybe even smaller than yours. Idk what that's about but I assume it's because we don't have to compensate for other lacking traits *winks in Spanish*
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
And the entire previous week they posted their shenanigans from their trip to P-Town
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
So you're saying.. I've never been normal?! Whaaaa?
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Happiest of birthdays to you! 🧁
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
What ever could you mean? 😏
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Haha this is what me and Eevee were rewatching last night. Maybe you're watching us?!
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Technically this counts as a Saturday night round of FIND THE EEVEE
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Go us! ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
If I did one it'd be almost exactly the same. That doesn't even seem possible 😆
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Now you have to love me. You promised. Or else we're in a fight! (Loved it btw)
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 27/09/2026
Omg young Chakotay is in this!
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
Quote post what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee (Wrong answers only)
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
I knew it, I *am* as good an actor as Meryl Streep!
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
I may have gone a bit overboard but a deal is a deal
Headless selfie of a guy wearing a grey ribbed tank and hot pink jock sitting at a table with two orders of Wingstop wings, carrot sticks, fries, and ranch
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
I would've never thought to look for an app. Thanks!
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
I hate that they've closed so many. Luckily I'm about 15 miles from one but also trying to find another reason to drive out there so it's worth the gas and time lol
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
Hush puppies and their chicken. Their chicken is rudely underrated.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
Someone carry me to the car and take me to Long John Silver's. I have cravings.
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
I believe my Saturday night is now planned
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Dorian Lord Zedd @zeddrick.bio · 26/09/2026
I've already begun practicing my surprised face
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