z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 02/07/2026That's right, all the shit, all the posting, all at once 020
Reposted by z conquestFelix Andrews @felixandrews.net · 01/07/2026Why the fuck would you assume this 0272
Reposted by z conquestinconvenience @slushfiend.bsky.social · 22/06/2026if i had a button that when pressed would kill a random person but make me lose $100 each time i would spam it until i ran out of money 121
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Pretty solid barbecue sauce recipe my dad made once 130
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 21/05/2026So apparently I have to be careful about how many times I post before I get suppressed for "content farming." this is so sad I just want to speak into the void, but what's the point on if I talk too much the void cant hear me? 040
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I've now posted enough times to start a social media marketing company. Hire me for infinite sales and money with no downside Only $53,000 per month to hire 050
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 21/05/20265 likes on this website would give me a dopamine hit like never seen before, even three had me all excited. 040
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I need a small following of people so I can speak my questions to the world and have the world respond I want the void to look back at me and speak 140
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The plan is simple 1. Open Bluesky 2. Post every thought I think 3. Ride away into victory 140
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I do genuinely wonder how many shitposts it takes to get to 1000 followers 040
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Someone with 600 followers liked my post, im one step closer to becoming famous. 140
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026God now I have to follow 7 more accounts just to make this dialog on my profile go away this sucks. 040
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I wonder why when you click on the replies tab, normal posts show up. They really gotta be more specific with these labels. 040
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I wonder how long it'll take before one of my friends finds this page 140
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I'm only liking my own posts to train my algorithm to only show winners. 050
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026One of my friends has done unimaginable things to me.. I swear I can feel it every time the jar gets more full... 240
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I think it's interesting that comments count towards your post total even though there is a entirely separate label for posts. 040
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I'm posting simply to watch the post counter go up I have no hidden agenda 040
z conquest @zconquest.bsky.social · 20/05/2026If you follow me next time I see you in real life I will give you a cookie. 040
