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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I never thought I’d say the Protomen are politically relevant, but they literally tackle this very thing in their second album, where the villain both frames Dr Light for murder using his machine then goads the people into exonerating him by arguing that he can’t be responsible for a robot’s actions
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sadly I can’t stay up for the further adventures of Joan Rivers and her reverse Oedipal Complex in BERSERK, but I wish everyone a bloody - I mean - lovely night! #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Body Worlds exhibit has gotten really weird #svengoolie
The invisible man transitions to visibility, showing his musculature
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“How many Assholes are in this mansion anyway?!” #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
smh cocktails are getting too overly complicated these days… #svengoolie
A syringe filling a measuring vial that looks like a cocktail glass
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The novel actually considers this, and so technically his pupils should still be visible. But no movie ever depicts that because it turns out that’s EXTREMELY noticeable lol #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They got stuck in a loop of trying to out-buffoon each other #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“The Brain that wouldn’t die” is also great because you get the cool visual of a headless woman on a tray, but nothing much happens for 3/4ths of the movie #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh I remember a great one, where a guy can’t think of a movie. It was by a sketch comedy group, uh from Canada…Kids in the Hall? No no, it’s LIKE that…but there’s a guy whos like “im crushing your head” no no, NOT Kids in the Hall…
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Kids in the Hall - Citizen Kane
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s the third in the classic trilogy about a guy who can vanish. No not Frodo, but much like return of the king, you’ll be wondering when this ends…but for different reasons. Be ASTONISHED as Vincent Price literally phones it in off-screen during: THE INVISIBLE MAN RETURNS #svengoolie
Poster for the invisible man returns
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It’s a remake of the most famous movie about the dead rising from the grave feeling a bit peckish, it’s the night of ZOM- wait what’s that? They never say zombie? Really?? Okay it’s the one, the only, the Savini remake of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEEEAD #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m sure a wall is looming, but tbh more info has come out about the Huggingface disaster that revealed it to be worse than what we already knew. A complete security collapse basically, and I hope they’re waking up abt how dangerous these models can be long before their so called singularity happens
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This 9/11, how about we reflect on the fact that just this year, the United States murdered a school full of Iranian girls for no reason.
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also this is a secondary issue, but I’m getting real tired of screenshotted twitter posts going viral. Can’t we just be done with that site?
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A few years ago, Peter Cullen came into the Fedex I was working at to ship a package. When I noticed his name, I asked “Is that ‘Cullen’ as in the voice actor?” His reply: “Autobots, ROLL OUT!” Made my whole day getting to hear that in person. RIP to a legend.
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The lady in this movie every time she sees a dinosaur: #svengoolie
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Faint Goats Falling Down
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ironically, one of *these* characters hallucinating a dinosaur calling his name would actually improve this movie #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“Uh hey! Excuse me! You can’t park here!!” #svengoolie
A t rex roaring at a parked helicopter
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The deeper we get into the era of AI slop, the more appreciation I have for even the crappiest of practical FX #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
“Here we are at the bottom of the South Pole. A few minutes ago it was sixty below zero.” Thanks for the recap lady! I see Netflix weren’t the first ones to invent dumb 2nd screen dialogue. Though back then, they were actually competing with the couple who were too busy making out #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It’s the land time forgot! Er, I mean the unknown island? Lost continent! The lost…world Jurassic Park? The land forgotten by unknown lost time? OH yeah, it’s: #svengoolie
“The land unknown” title over a misty ice scape, in noir lettering
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So I think the cameraman asked Lon Chaney jr “show me your good side” and Lon decided to be a smart alec #svengoolie
Lon chaney with his back to the camera talking to some old guy in a lab
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The Movie: there was a deadly crash! The crash: #svengoolie
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Karan V Grover Plays with Toy Car - Shitty Ideas Trending
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
$1 each, 50% off
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It doesn’t just make a hotdog a taco, it makes a hoagie a taco too
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Does this mean cheesecake, having one layer, is toast?
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And that’s Kronos everyone! Oh, that lovable Kronos, ditching some siblings after murdering their vampire parents, not letting his buddy get even ONE kill, leaving the only interesting character in some rando village so he can go on more adventures…I can’t BELIEVE they never made more!! #svengoolie
Captain Kronos vampire hunter, in chunky red text with a stylized K that’s trying too hard, over a blurry image of the sun in orange-yellow
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Perhaps the director shouldn’t have handed out free Valium at the start of every scene #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
“I know they have a reputation, but honestly, how raunchy could Hammer films really be?” Average Hammer films screenshot: #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Me when someone reminds me how long ago the 90s was #svengoolie
A girl in a blue dress has been made OLD by the evil wampire
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Avg price of a pound of bacon is $6 and every other ingredient in a blt is pennies, so what the hell are they doing to that sandwich
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Swamp Thing out here looking like handsome Squidward #svengoolie
Close up of Swamp Thing with a chiseled green jaw, looking off into the distance
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“I want this…swamp thing” Ding ding ding! Title line! What are we some kinda Wes Craven’s Swamp Thing? #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I don’t think he’d appreciate the comparison #svengoolie
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The Grinch: The Audacity!
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s slowly dawning on me that the reason the tone in Swamp Thing feels so different from what I remember is because what I’m actually remembering is the TV show #svengoolie
Title screen for the movie Swamp Thing, green text outlined in purple over a swamp background Title screen for the TV show Swamp Thing, green wobbly text with dark green outline over a swamp background
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Don’t worry everyone it’s highly toxic!” #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ha! My brother and I were just talking about how much this is like Catalina Caper. No plot all bits #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s not a terrible movie from the 60s without a shoehorned in Beetles ripoff out of nowhere forcing you to hear at least two of their tracks. Bonus points for seizure level dancing. Minus points for giant ducks #svengoolie
A screenshot of a band drenched in red lighting among some truly awful dancers. And offscreen ducks
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“BUT HAYNESVILLE IS THREE MILES AWAAY!” And so is the microphone, apparently #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Well, they submitted a regulatory proposal to Godzilla but he ate it #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Classic nepotism smh #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
What this movie is missing is a low angle camera orbit moving around Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra, Minya, Baragon, and Hawkeye as they fight Ghidorah and the aliens #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Been wondering the whole time if these guys were the inspiration for Minions #svengoolie
A group of guys dressed in lemon yellow space suits, with round capsule like helmets
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
At last, a movie collects characters from across its shared cinematic universe for a big blowout action movie! No, not Avengers, not Justice League, no not Alien vs Predator, not Freddy vs Jason, not even Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein. It’s BIGGER and CUTER than all of them, IT’S… #svengoolie
“Destroy all monsters” in front of a Japanese title over a foreboding sunset
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Alright, well I’m outta here! #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Screenshot from “Backrooms” 1946 #svengoolie
Costello noclipping through a wall because he’s a ghost
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
They’re… Havin… The time of their liiiives And they’ve never felt like this before Cuz they’re dead And haunting youuuu #svengoolie
Title screen for “The Time of Their Lives” in black and white script on a white page
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What’s funny is Vivica’s character turned out to be a Druid…who are definitely NOT Christian, so I guess it was…some fey creature?? Hey wait does this secretly coexist in the Leprechaun universe?? #svengoolie #idlehands
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Hey Idle Haaands, looks like you’re on the wrong side of the box office!! #svengoolie
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zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
GROAN #svengoolie
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