zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 33m“How many Assholes are in this mansion anyway?!” #svengoolie 020
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 56msmh cocktails are getting too overly complicated these days… #svengoolie 010
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 1hOh I remember a great one, where a guy can’t think of a movie. It was by a sketch comedy group, uh from Canada…Kids in the Hall? No no, it’s LIKE that…but there’s a guy whos like “im crushing your head” no no, NOT Kids in the Hall…youtu.beKids in the Hall - Citizen KaneYouTube video by Parachute Adams 041
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 1hIt’s the third in the classic trilogy about a guy who can vanish. No not Frodo, but much like return of the king, you’ll be wondering when this ends…but for different reasons. Be ASTONISHED as Vincent Price literally phones it in off-screen during: THE INVISIBLE MAN RETURNS #svengoolie 140
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It’s a remake of the most famous movie about the dead rising from the grave feeling a bit peckish, it’s the night of ZOM- wait what’s that? They never say zombie? Really?? Okay it’s the one, the only, the Savini remake of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEEEAD #svengoolie 010
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 11/09/2026This 9/11, how about we reflect on the fact that just this year, the United States murdered a school full of Iranian girls for no reason. 001
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026A few years ago, Peter Cullen came into the Fedex I was working at to ship a package. When I noticed his name, I asked “Is that ‘Cullen’ as in the voice actor?” His reply: “Autobots, ROLL OUT!” Made my whole day getting to hear that in person. RIP to a legend. 021
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The lady in this movie every time she sees a dinosaur: #svengooliestatic.klipy.comFaint Goats Falling DownALT: Faint Goats Falling Down 040
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026“Uh hey! Excuse me! You can’t park here!!” #svengoolie 140
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026“Here we are at the bottom of the South Pole. A few minutes ago it was sixty below zero.” Thanks for the recap lady! I see Netflix weren’t the first ones to invent dumb 2nd screen dialogue. Though back then, they were actually competing with the couple who were too busy making out #svengoolie 020
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It’s the land time forgot! Er, I mean the unknown island? Lost continent! The lost…world Jurassic Park? The land forgotten by unknown lost time? OH yeah, it’s: #svengoolie 050
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026So I think the cameraman asked Lon Chaney jr “show me your good side” and Lon decided to be a smart alec #svengoolie 030
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The Movie: there was a deadly crash! The crash: #svengooliestatic.klipy.comKaran V Grover Plays with Toy Car - Shitty Ideas TrendingALT: Karan V Grover Plays with Toy Car - Shitty Ideas Trending 030
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026And that’s Kronos everyone! Oh, that lovable Kronos, ditching some siblings after murdering their vampire parents, not letting his buddy get even ONE kill, leaving the only interesting character in some rando village so he can go on more adventures…I can’t BELIEVE they never made more!! #svengoolie 140
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Me when someone reminds me how long ago the 90s was #svengoolie 0478
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Swamp Thing out here looking like handsome Squidward #svengoolie 041
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“I want this…swamp thing” Ding ding ding! Title line! What are we some kinda Wes Craven’s Swamp Thing? #svengoolie 040
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It’s slowly dawning on me that the reason the tone in Swamp Thing feels so different from what I remember is because what I’m actually remembering is the TV show #svengoolie 030
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“Don’t worry everyone it’s highly toxic!” #svengoolie 0111
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s not a terrible movie from the 60s without a shoehorned in Beetles ripoff out of nowhere forcing you to hear at least two of their tracks. Bonus points for seizure level dancing. Minus points for giant ducks #svengoolie 010
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“BUT HAYNESVILLE IS THREE MILES AWAAY!” And so is the microphone, apparently #svengoolie 041
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026What this movie is missing is a low angle camera orbit moving around Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra, Minya, Baragon, and Hawkeye as they fight Ghidorah and the aliens #svengoolie 060
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Been wondering the whole time if these guys were the inspiration for Minions #svengoolie 040
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 28/06/2026At last, a movie collects characters from across its shared cinematic universe for a big blowout action movie! No, not Avengers, not Justice League, no not Alien vs Predator, not Freddy vs Jason, not even Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein. It’s BIGGER and CUTER than all of them, IT’S… #svengoolie 020
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Alright, well I’m outta here! #svengoolie 060
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Screenshot from “Backrooms” 1946 #svengoolie 040
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 21/06/2026They’re… Havin… The time of their liiiives And they’ve never felt like this before Cuz they’re dead And haunting youuuu #svengoolie 010
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It can possess puppets and we only learn this NOW?!?! WTF movie! that would have been awesome! D:< #svengoolie 180
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026A mere ten years after this movie, dark bloody horror comedies would explode in popularity. However the comedy of this movie is TOO 90s for the 2010s. Making Idle Hands simultaneously trapped in its time AND ahead of its time…at the same time. #svengoolie 170
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Seeing Rob Zombie on tv IN a horror movie prior to him making horror movies is some genre whiplash #svengoolie 050
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026You know, regardless of everything else, kudos to this actor for doing his own Jim Carrey hand stunts #svengoolie 040
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Besides whatever other supernatural crap is happening in this movie, Vivica Fox’s RV is the Tardis #svengoolie 130
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 14/06/2026It’s the movie with the evil hand! No not that one, no not that one either, or that one, or the other one…I could do this for ages, there are SO many evil hand movies. SO MANY! Anyway, it’s the aggressively early 2000s “Idle Hands” have a drink every time you see frosted tips #svengoolie 050
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026If I had a nickel for every time an antihero in a horror movie was set up to be hit by a train at the conclusion, but it’s subverted by demons, I’d have two nickels… #svengooliestatic.klipy.comPase VIP al Infierno: Mujer en LlamasALT: Pase VIP al Infierno: Mujer en Llamas 0100
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Title line! Ding ding ding! “What are we, some kind of Night of the Demon?” #svengoolie #curseofthedemon #ThisIsOnlyTheAmericanTitleItDoesntCount 040
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Wait did this guy just say he was giving him meth?? Well they’re in for a show thats for sure #svenggolie 000
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Dr Holden rolled a nat one on stealth and has a -1 modifier #svengoolie 010
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026“Do you know Moby Dick? My father had this underlined in his copy. What do you make of it?” #svengoolie 040
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I see we’ve finally decided to dive head first into absolute horror #svengoolie 030
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026“Snakes and Ladders. It’s an English game, probably too complicated for you” #svengoolie 050
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 07/06/2026“Could you tell me if you’ve heard this tune? It goes something like this:” 🎶🐀😽🗣️🫏 🥳🍑💨 🎶 #svengoolie 120
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It’s a little known fact that the first try at making Ghostbusters didn’t go so well #svengoolie 080
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026They sure gave this random guy they found off the street a LOT of lines… #svengoolie 080
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Jake is like “With that giant spider around, property values have plummeted, and the HOA won’t do a thing! I’ve had it!” #svengoolie 020
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It’s a scientific fact that whenever someone sees a giant spider, they forget how doors work. #svengoolie 150
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026“Hey! What goes on here?!” #svengoolie 010
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Slowly realizing as this plays out that I’ve already watched it. Twice. What a memorable movie Earth vs the Spider is!! #svengoolie 040
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Encountered a light at maximum hum-buzz after leaving a showing of the Backrooms. I’m sure that’s just a coincidence… 000
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 24/05/2026The lesson of Dr Cyclops is…uh…never run your evil experiments on a bunch of smart alecks, they’ll find a way to get you back #svengoolie 020
zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social @zbeeblebroxiv.bsky.social · 24/05/2026“Don’t mind me, just reeling up a bucket of uranium from my uranium well” #svengoolie 150
