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@zasterly.bsky.social
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zoey, anything but he (imagine a trans flag here)

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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
cant believe dudunsparce and masquerain are in the same tier as kingambit in 2100, powercreep really got him
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
man fuck drivers licenses, fuck social security numbers, fuck all that identifiable bullshit. i just want to hop on a train and never look back at my past life, reforging my own path. but you cant do that anymore. because of woke
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Globox @globoxmoment.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Challenge: Find Globox
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
i say ai and not even a second later get followed by a bot, its so over
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
ai overview smfh
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
the kids named khaleesi better be so glad no has cared about game of thrones in years
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
look at this new card i got on pokemon pocket!! isnt it swag
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
an 80bp normal stab move with a 100% chance to sleep?! wigglytuff to ubers
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🏳️‍⚧️Ashei🏳️‍⚧️ @darksoulsiisotfs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me using the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight as an example of why us just remaking movies and nostalgia farming is actually very sad and we should just accept cool, newer, and interesting things Like Women’s Boxing
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
nah we just want to see more lapras usage in generation jumble
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
@generationjumble.bsky.social still does not follow me. what does a nice girl like me have to do to get their attention, sighhh....
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
ive solved this problem by dating my alarm clock
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
ICANT +2
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
pov youre zapdos
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
when i die i hope someone posts my entire life story under my favorite song for a couple likes
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
me at the grocery store in ontario "would you like your milk in a plastic or paper bag" "its alright, i brought my own bag"
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
it would be peak if you did
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
this the type of shit that would be popping off in 2011 and we love you for that
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
yo this is awesome
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
conservative candidate in 2032: how can i be racist, i watch black streamers
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Dash @dasharinooo.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Crazy ass presentation
A presentation's title screen. It just says "Porn".
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
what the corviknight sees passed out on the ground after i crit thunderbolt
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
i would
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
thats awesome
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
google-
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
just wait for mega snorlax to become viable in gen 10 ou
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
your post really popped off bestie, you love to see it
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
how it feels to be singlehandedly carrying snorlax's usage and win rates
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
when you in an argument with your tapeworm gf and she stops letting food pass your intestine until you admit she's right
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
persian
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
no way bunny espeon
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
why do i see so many dodgers fans on this app i dont even like baseball lmao
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
😶 😶 plant more fower
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
thank god covid happened while i was in school, now i have an excuse for being stupid
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
cant believe you didnt get any credit smh
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
sportacus is timeless 🙏
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
child murderers should be banned for smurfing
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
mfs are really out there just posting lies and then saying "wow people took this way too seriously"
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
why dont we just put a bunch of pepper into the ocean to counterbalance all the salt so we can drink from it
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
guess i should do mine too
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
put the earwax back in
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
rascato is skyla?!? this is big
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOLx...
youtube.com
Family Guy - Stewie Mom Mum Mommy
YouTube video by Enzo
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
im a tortured artist but instead of making art i just imagine stories in my head that i should write but never end up doing so
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
thanks for the news showdown :3
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
are you flutter mane?!?
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
crazy @generationjumble.bsky.social still doesnt follow me, seems kinda transphobic ngl
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
ive seen way more lewd stuff get flagged for adult content than this, very unfortunate 😔
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
tinkatons hammer:
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