zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025cant believe dudunsparce and masquerain are in the same tier as kingambit in 2100, powercreep really got him 020
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024man fuck drivers licenses, fuck social security numbers, fuck all that identifiable bullshit. i just want to hop on a train and never look back at my past life, reforging my own path. but you cant do that anymore. because of woke 020
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 29/11/2024i say ai and not even a second later get followed by a bot, its so over 000
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 27/11/2024the kids named khaleesi better be so glad no has cared about game of thrones in years 000
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024look at this new card i got on pokemon pocket!! isnt it swag 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024an 80bp normal stab move with a 100% chance to sleep?! wigglytuff to ubers 010
Reposted by zasterlySpicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Me using the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight as an example of why us just remaking movies and nostalgia farming is actually very sad and we should just accept cool, newer, and interesting things Like Women’s Boxing 01076
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 17/11/2024nah we just want to see more lapras usage in generation jumble 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024@generationjumble.bsky.social still does not follow me. what does a nice girl like me have to do to get their attention, sighhh.... 110
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 13/11/2024when i die i hope someone posts my entire life story under my favorite song for a couple likes 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 11/11/2024me at the grocery store in ontario "would you like your milk in a plastic or paper bag" "its alright, i brought my own bag" 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 09/11/2024this the type of shit that would be popping off in 2011 and we love you for that 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 07/11/2024conservative candidate in 2032: how can i be racist, i watch black streamers 020
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 01/11/2024what the corviknight sees passed out on the ground after i crit thunderbolt 240
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 29/10/2024just wait for mega snorlax to become viable in gen 10 ou 110
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024your post really popped off bestie, you love to see it 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024how it feels to be singlehandedly carrying snorlax's usage and win rates 020
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024when you in an argument with your tapeworm gf and she stops letting food pass your intestine until you admit she's right 000
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024why do i see so many dodgers fans on this app i dont even like baseball lmao 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024thank god covid happened while i was in school, now i have an excuse for being stupid 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 25/10/2024mfs are really out there just posting lies and then saying "wow people took this way too seriously" 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 24/10/2024why dont we just put a bunch of pepper into the ocean to counterbalance all the salt so we can drink from it 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 23/10/2024www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOLx...youtube.comFamily Guy - Stewie Mom Mum MommyYouTube video by Enzo 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 23/10/2024im a tortured artist but instead of making art i just imagine stories in my head that i should write but never end up doing so 110
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024crazy @generationjumble.bsky.social still doesnt follow me, seems kinda transphobic ngl 210
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024ive seen way more lewd stuff get flagged for adult content than this, very unfortunate 😔 130