zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024man fuck drivers licenses, fuck social security numbers, fuck all that identifiable bullshit. i just want to hop on a train and never look back at my past life, reforging my own path. but you cant do that anymore. because of woke 020
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 27/11/2024the kids named khaleesi better be so glad no has cared about game of thrones in years 000
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024look at this new card i got on pokemon pocket!! isnt it swag 010
Reposted by zasterlySpicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Me using the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight as an example of why us just remaking movies and nostalgia farming is actually very sad and we should just accept cool, newer, and interesting things Like Women’s Boxing 01076
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024@generationjumble.bsky.social still does not follow me. what does a nice girl like me have to do to get their attention, sighhh.... 110
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 13/11/2024when i die i hope someone posts my entire life story under my favorite song for a couple likes 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 11/11/2024me at the grocery store in ontario "would you like your milk in a plastic or paper bag" "its alright, i brought my own bag" 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 07/11/2024conservative candidate in 2032: how can i be racist, i watch black streamers 020
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 01/11/2024what the corviknight sees passed out on the ground after i crit thunderbolt 240
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024when you in an argument with your tapeworm gf and she stops letting food pass your intestine until you admit she's right 000
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024why do i see so many dodgers fans on this app i dont even like baseball lmao 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024thank god covid happened while i was in school, now i have an excuse for being stupid 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 25/10/2024mfs are really out there just posting lies and then saying "wow people took this way too seriously" 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 24/10/2024why dont we just put a bunch of pepper into the ocean to counterbalance all the salt so we can drink from it 010
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 23/10/2024im a tortured artist but instead of making art i just imagine stories in my head that i should write but never end up doing so 110
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024crazy @generationjumble.bsky.social still doesnt follow me, seems kinda transphobic ngl 210
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 21/10/2024me and the baddie i pulled by being a prankstermedia.tenor.comtwo cartoon characters are dancing on a red carpet .ALT: two cartoon characters are dancing on a red carpet . 220
Reposted by zasterlyMerryweather Comics @merryweatherey.bsky.social · 19/10/2024(OC) Something strange happened to Twitter 373622334
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/10/2024people cant see your likes on bluesky can they, asking for a friend 330
zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/10/2024why can you see your own posts under following first of all, you cant even follow yourself that doesnt even make sense. second why would i want to see my own posts i already know what i posted lmao 230