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@zasterly.bsky.social
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zoey, anything but he (imagine a trans flag here)

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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
man fuck drivers licenses, fuck social security numbers, fuck all that identifiable bullshit. i just want to hop on a train and never look back at my past life, reforging my own path. but you cant do that anymore. because of woke
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Globox @globoxmoment.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Challenge: Find Globox
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
the kids named khaleesi better be so glad no has cared about game of thrones in years
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
look at this new card i got on pokemon pocket!! isnt it swag
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🏳️‍⚧️Ashei🏳️‍⚧️ @darksoulsiisotfs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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Spicy Water @calmcollector.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me using the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul fight as an example of why us just remaking movies and nostalgia farming is actually very sad and we should just accept cool, newer, and interesting things Like Women’s Boxing
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
@generationjumble.bsky.social still does not follow me. what does a nice girl like me have to do to get their attention, sighhh....
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
when i die i hope someone posts my entire life story under my favorite song for a couple likes
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
me at the grocery store in ontario "would you like your milk in a plastic or paper bag" "its alright, i brought my own bag"
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
conservative candidate in 2032: how can i be racist, i watch black streamers
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Dash @dasharinooo.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Crazy ass presentation
A presentation's title screen. It just says "Porn".
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
what the corviknight sees passed out on the ground after i crit thunderbolt
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
when you in an argument with your tapeworm gf and she stops letting food pass your intestine until you admit she's right
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
why do i see so many dodgers fans on this app i dont even like baseball lmao
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
thank god covid happened while i was in school, now i have an excuse for being stupid
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
child murderers should be banned for smurfing
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
mfs are really out there just posting lies and then saying "wow people took this way too seriously"
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
why dont we just put a bunch of pepper into the ocean to counterbalance all the salt so we can drink from it
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
guess i should do mine too
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
im a tortured artist but instead of making art i just imagine stories in my head that i should write but never end up doing so
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
thanks for the news showdown :3
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
crazy @generationjumble.bsky.social still doesnt follow me, seems kinda transphobic ngl
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
me and the baddie i pulled by being a prankster
media.tenor.com
two cartoon characters are dancing on a red carpet .
ALT: two cartoon characters are dancing on a red carpet .
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Merryweather Comics @merryweatherey.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
(OC) Something strange happened to Twitter
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
people cant see your likes on bluesky can they, asking for a friend
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
why can you see your own posts under following first of all, you cant even follow yourself that doesnt even make sense. second why would i want to see my own posts i already know what i posted lmao
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
milf messenger solos bluesky im afraid
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
@generationjumble.bsky.social hey (with rizz)
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zasterly @zasterly.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
wsg
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