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Zarok

@zarokthewizard.bsky.social
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Just a random 24 year old dude throwing his life away. Minors, please go away. Far away. I'm a bad influence. Thanks.

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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
How it feels like working in customer service. I hate this job
A YouTube thumbnail with a lot of weird looking humanoid creatures. Videos name is: 5 hours of humanoid encounters.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
getting crazy head from the xenomorph but after pulling down your pants it goes "haha, time for the little mouth then"
The head of the xenomorph from the movie Alien, with the extended inner mouth, covered in its saliva.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Sign me up for the egde academy
A login interface from the website of SolarEdge. There's a section called "Edge Academy".
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
fuck payment processors btw (not in a sexy way)
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Does it float too?
An old commercial of the video game character Rayman, standing at a urinal, back faced to the viewer. He looks at you with a wicked smile.

The caption reads: no arms. no legs. huge features.
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OneBGS - Bethesda Game Studios Union @bethesdaunion.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Xbox laid off 9000 people last week, including DevQA from Bethesda Games Studios. Many more were cut from Zenimax QA proper. At Zenimax Online Studios many are now without a project & in "decisional bargaining" to see what happens next. We’re here to share our grief & support for our friends 🤍
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
The OG man-pony. Yuuma from the hit game "My horse prince" is a cheap copy, a cheat and a fake (¬、¬)
Tandy the man pony. A toy pony with a man's head.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Found this bag during dumbster diving. I normally would be excited about a good find, but the fact that I found this on the last day of pride month makes me sad :c
A bag with the text "Love always Wins", a trans flag, a rainbow flag and several caricatures of colorful people around them.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
You know you've hit rock bottom if you're forced to eat bread, that is so old and hard that you can barely take a bite without breaking your teeth, with a free sauce you snatched from burger king because you desperately need to taste something
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Tristan 🌻🌑 @tristafae.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
happy pride to her specifically
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
How I feel like every time I watch the news
A scene from the spongebob episode "suds". Spongebob is sitting in his frozen room looking very sick. Gary is also there. The caption says GARY I NEED HEROIN
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Had a argument with a customer over our ticket system today about his warranty. (He tried fixing his solar panels with a hammer. Yes, I'm serious) He hits me back with an looong answer. Without removing the prompt and additions made by ChatGPT. Humanity is doomed -_-
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Damn I want to go to Christopher Street Day during pride month sooo bad, but I my schedule doesn't allow it (╥﹏╥) I hope the police doesn't find a way to shut it down again. Security concerns my ass
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Slept in with autoplay enabled and woke up too this youtu.be/1fGoZU9VNUY?...
youtu.be
Face in my Wall.
YouTube video by BlackMES
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Who tf has trown away their copy of Transformers in the middle of the woods??? >:c
A disc of some transformers TV series found in the middle of nowhere
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Idk why you'd use these shitty programs instead of searching for alternatives, but thanks, jesus
Satan and Jesus side by side. Satan thinks "My child will pay for Adobe products", Jesus thinks about a QR code linking to a certain program for free.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Many such cases. Also applies to mental health problems.
The "Is this a pigeon" meme, but with some words replaced. 

Parents asking "is this laziness?" pointing at "classic signs of disability"
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📺~CRT~📺 @crtvheadvt.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
It's clear to me that I'm going to have to be the one to make a thread on this. Ana's work on Kirsche's viewpoints needs to be documented. I will be going through the original material as well as new stuff. Everything will be documented. CW: Racism, Anti-Trans, Harrassment 1/32 🧵
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Now THAT'S a targeted ad I can get get behind!
A ad on reddit for a Pre-plan casket. It shows a casket with the promo text: By now. Die later. Repurchase your casket today. Plans starting as low as $22 a month.

titancasket.com
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Cold take: If a company is willing to have obvious right wing nutjobs and fascists represent them, without even addressing it after it gets found out, this company deserves to lose all value and to be (financially) burned to the ground.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
how I pull up to the function
Honey Merchant, surreal painting by Judson Huss. Featured in his River of Mirrors art book from Morpheus. A painting of a man riding on the back of a donkey.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Reminder to self: Not every dark thought deserves to get posted on social media. Especially since it can negatively effect others. I really need better impulse control.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Someone just told me that it would've been better if I didn't survive my last suicide attempt. Maybe they're right
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
So this is the trans agenda everyone's talking about. I don't know what the big deal is? I quite like meth
The TRUTH behind the transgender flag, based on colors:

crystal BLUE meth
Jesse PINKman
Walter WHITE

it all comes together now
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Sometimes I really think humanity doesn't deserve to be saved. Can't a big fat meteor just fall from the sky and usher in the endtimes?
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Damn I wish that was me.
A elmo doll with a hand up it's ass, another elmo watching horrified in the background
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
monday 😐
Text next to a cute possum:

yeah I'm gay

G - giving up
A -
Y -
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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Two depictions of dominoes falling over. Dominoes falling, captioned with "crippling depression , being stopped  by a hand with the caption "mom would be sad", behind it are still unaffected dominoes, captioned "suicide".

I the other picture below you can see the hand that started the Cain reaction of the dominoes, captioned with "my mom"
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
This friday feels like a monday.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Wait, so you're telling me that, in the new update for #InfinityNikki, the entire intro and multiple plot points just got entirely retconned? And new players just get thrown into the new tutorial with no context at all, not even meeting Ena? That's quite upsetting and makes me a bit angry ngl
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
goddammit please I want to go home I can't deal with any more angry customers today aaaahhhh
A text message
"how are you mentally"

replied with an derpy looking emoji that gets hit on the head with an baseball bat
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
There's probably a spider in your room right now, judging how messy you are. Please clean up. Sincerely, definitely not the spider
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
In a world get increasingly more hostile to immigrants and refugees, I often think of this album. I highly recommend listening to it, even if it's not the usual style of music you'd like. synikzim.bandcamp.com/album/a-trav...
synikzim.bandcamp.com
A Travel Guide For The Broken, by Synik
12 track album
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Why are people treating the idea of the Oblivion remaster horse armour in the deluxe edition, which raises the price by $10, as a cute joke? Or an acknowledgement of its history, like its initial introduction is something to be proud of. It clearly isn't.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I didn't know my likeness was featured in a Fallout game
A skeleton from fallout 3. It seems like in its lifetime it turned their penis into a penwas by holding it into an desk fan.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
I sometimes suprise myself of how much of a dumbass I truly am. I've been to work just now, my colleagues and team-lead looking at me very confused. I took this week off from work. I'm fucking stupid
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
You can't stop me!
A gas pump with a label that reads: Caution, do not insert in mouth or rectum
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I shoved so many eggs up my ass today that I can't even sit no more. Uhhh, I mean... Happy Easter!
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Keter-Class Kobold @koboldred.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
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IggyMaid @iggymaid.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
5 minutes into a stream of the game "Schedule 1" I ended up cancelling it & changing games due to being told how the dev is a bigot - I tried the game in my own time to see how deep it went & the following reply to this is what I found.
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Nozomi M waitlist/alert list open! @nozomimats.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I know this has been talked about, but they’re rolling out the ‘edit image with grok’ thing for mobile users on Twitter(the option came up on my iPad). More randos can play with any artwork you upload. I know some artist friends still use the site, so be careful out there!
iPad screenshot of a page on Twitter. The user is pressing and holding an image on rilakkuma’s official account where a menu pops up with the option to edit the photo with grok.iPad screenshot of a page on Twitter. The user is pressing and holding an image on her own account where a menu pops up with the option to edit the photo with grok.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Weekend's almost over and I feel like I couldn't do anything I actually enjoy. Goddamn adult responsibilities! (gif unrelated)
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a monkey and a man are sitting in a car and talking .
Alt: The donkey Kong crew just staring at each other with a lifeless expression, driving a mine cart (I think) Caption: "Me and my family driving home after my brother said"#ripbozo at grandpa's funeral"
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It is friday, the worst day of the week. Why the worst? Because I work in customer support. Do you know what happens in customer support on a friday? Especially where I work, because our support isn't active on weekends? Hell on earth will break loose. Angry boomers are coming.
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NoctisVT🗡✦ @noctisvt.vtubers.social · 10/04/2025
Hey uh... Somehow I'm about $90 short for bills that were due the 1st thru 12th. I think its from buying headache meds, trashbags, and an accidental double-charge for a credit card? The day it was scheduled, didn't see a charge so I paid - just to have it charge again. Can a few people spare $20?
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Truly, an inspirational historical figure. May he be immortalized by this quote!
"I've seen some horrific things on the internet... and masturbated to most of them." - Gandhi
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I wish I could be excited for the new Devil May Cry show, I really would. But as soon as I realized that Adi Shankar is gonna be the director of it, all enjoyment immediately died. Anyone who openly comes out to support a fascist is an enemy.
A Instagram post from Adi Shankar, showing him on the 60th presidential inauguration.

Caption reads: "Thank you to the incoming administration and president Trump for the invite to the 60th presidential inauguration and the surrounding festivities.

This is a photo from the Liberty Ball last night. So fun!!!"
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Gotta love it when family, the people you should be able to confide in when talking about concerns in my mental health, just tell me in return to "not be so dramatic". Am I dramatic or dying? I guess we'll see
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I feel like this rest is bullshit. How does running from police and doing hard drugs make me a mom friend? theinnocencetest.com
Result from the Innocence test:

Sweetheart (21)

you're the mom, which is great because everyone needs one. Speaking of, can you come over this weekend? In all seriousness, though, don't be afraid to have your own fun sometimes, too.
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Zarok @zarokthewizard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Mecha Shifty from the Nikke April fools event, saying: "Since we're in a hotel room, I can certainly think of one thing we could do. Bow chicka wow wow!"
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