Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 04/08/2026DIABOLICAL MANIAC ARRESTED, AFTER TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO STOP SHITTING THEMSELVES WHEN THEY EAT LETTUCE 010
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Not being aware of who Elliott Page plays in "The Odyssey" is the Sinon heel of toxic internet people. 010
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 26/04/2026If only the Japanese could make a movie as scary as "Smile" 1 & 2... 000
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 22/04/2026(The story of "The Last Supper", as told by Pete Hegseth.) JESUS: Who didn't tip? JUDAS: Mr. Pink. JESUS: Mr. Pink??? Why?! JUDAS: He don't tip. JESUS: You don't tip??!! Why not?! JUDAS: He don't believe in it- JESUS: Shaddap!!! 010
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 17/04/2026"Let us not forget John 2:13 - where Beatrix said "My P---y Wagon died." 010
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 16/04/2026"What have we got?" "D.O.A. patient. Name of Lazarus. Paramedics say he was showing signs of rigor-mortis about 45 minutes ago. No movement since." "Hmm, I'll see what I can do." 020
Reposted by Craig Johnson Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Bullying 101: NEVER attack a Pope ======================== Pope Leo’s Popularity Soars as Catholic Support for Trump Collapses ----------------------------------- 1729375
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Add this to the list of "Things so absurd, right now, future generations will never believe it's real" is Trump evading questions about Iran, and The Epstein Files, in front of a logo for The F.U. institute. 010
Reposted by Craig Johnson Pestilence @pestilence4all.bsky.social · 27/01/2026If this doesn’t tug at your heart, make you well up with sadness, you are not human. 541214106359
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 24/01/2026youtu.be/NIjqxdI9rEw?...youtu.beLewis Black Hilariously Rants on Trump and MAGA Chaos | Opie RadioYouTube video by Opie Radio 020
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 21/01/2026@dailymk4.bsky.social Been playing a lot of retro MK in the "Kombat Kollection"; and I've noticed Ralph Feinnes, in the "28 Years Later" films, has a Quan-Chi look about him. 010
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 20/01/2026@horrorfilms.bsky.social MR. PINK: Describe "28 Years Later: The Bone Temple" in seven words. MR. BROWN: Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick...DICK. MR. BLUE: ...How many dicks is that?! MR. WHITE: A lot. 030
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 18/01/2026youtu.be/IT9u4aCtyP4?...youtu.be🚨Nobel Committee Just Found A NEW Way to Humiliate Trump!YouTube video by Occupy Democrats 000
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I miss the days when, comedian, Steven Wright would joke "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize"; and we would laugh at the absurdity of it. 010
Craig Johnson @zappachump.bsky.social · 15/01/2026youtu.be/701cQ4-K0Tc?...youtu.beTrump Flips the Bird & Minnesota Tells ICE to F**k Off with Pickle Rick and Bologna | The Daily ShowYouTube video by The Daily Show 000
Reposted by Craig Johnson /ᐠ - ˕ -マ @auntieethelspetal.bsky.social · 10/01/2026how it feels to join a new fandom discord when you don't know the server/group chat politics of who has passive aggressive beef with who yetmedia.tenor.coma bunny is holding a candle in a dark room .ALT: a bunny is holding a candle in a dark room . 2163
Reposted by Craig Johnson M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Worth 👇 Repeating....... 321009407
Reposted by Craig Johnson Gender: Colleen @colleensmangarecs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025incredible ass movie!!!! the storytelling through just the lighting alone was god tier and yet all the symbolism in this movie just hit. Rian Johnson please meet up with Yumi Tamura, ya'll would get along great 1514
