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@zapfisk.splstrong.com
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Director of the Stronghold Beginners Academy @splstrong.com | Competitive Splatoon Coach and Content Creator | www.youtube.com/@zapfisk | sendou.ink/u/fisk | DM on discord for SBA or general inquiries | pfp by @eenyee.bsky.social

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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 01/10/2026
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 26/09/2026
whoever said their splatoon team had 562 players i hate you i now have to add a special case just for you
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 01/09/2026
new XP peak :3, very happy with how quickly i was able to rank up once i started grinding x again in the last few weeks
Splat Zones XP (takoroka):
Top: 2609.8
Last: 2609.8
Estimate Place: 4035
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 26/08/2026
strawberry jam intermediate lobby done this mod is beyond incredible, really well-made levels, amazing music, crazy beautiful visuals. if you've played celeste go download strawberry jam i'll try playing the advanced lobby as well but i'm assuming it'll get too difficult for me
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 23/08/2026
splatoon raiders devs when designing lava islands
screenshot of a youtube video with title "hexagons are the bestagons" and a thumbnail that looks vaguely similar to the hexagon shapes on splatoon raiders lava islands

i actually edited the title cause now it's something different ("Circles Waste Space. Hexagons Don't.") but the old title is way funnier for this post
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 04/08/2026
hi i am FA :) dm on discord @ zapfisk if interested
- Around Div 5-4 Level, Low Ink Banned, Div 4 LUTI S16, Subbed for div 5 LUTI S17, Coming back to comp after 1-2 year break
- EU Timezone (CEST/UTC+2)
- N-Zap, Shot, Splash, .52 Gal, possibly VDualies or Dapples

Looking for a div 5-4 team that
- is 18+
- plays at EU-friendly times
- is neurodivergent and LGBTQIA+ friendly
- practices around 1-2 times a week (i can maybe do more but i'd have to see first)
- if div 5 team, is fine playing with a Low Ink banned player

I'm very active in behind-the-scenes community work (e.g. SBA, Community Census, TOing) and do coaching and occasionally educational content. That means my availability is a bit scuffed, usually it should be easy to schedule around but there may be some days that I can't play because of e.g. TOing. Generally, my ability to grind practice is a bit limited, I might not be able to play X or do individual practice as much, I'm probably not fit for a team that wants to grind like crazy.
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 19/07/2026
one week left
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 12/07/2026
already surpassed last year's number of responses, this graph is nuts
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 28/06/2026
most serious commentary doc
screenshot of a part of the commentary doc for SBA showcase season 7, reading:

Ink-a-Boo! 
- Average 2k XP when applying
- 2nd in mid-season tourney, 
    -only losing to six nya-ine?
- One of the members is a Youtuber with like 10k subs (SplashPanda). Apparently their video on gootuber is good??
Year Zer0
- Average 1900XP when applying
- 4th in mid-season
    - losing to the above 3 teams
- Don’t have anything else for them good luck lmfao
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 19/03/2026
nvm i'll stay at 0
"Incoming [friend] request
Radha - Accept / Decline"
with mouse hovering over Decline
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 19/03/2026
thank you sendou
screenshot of me having 0 friends on the new sendou friends feature
"Friends (0)"
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 18/03/2026
they hate fun
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 06/03/2026
dart
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 06/03/2026
line marker
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 06/03/2026
angle shooter
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 17/02/2026
haven't posted these in a while, here is the graph for SBA s6 applications so far we're already at double the amount of total applications we had last season lol idk where this will end up when we close applications in 5 days but the logarithmic curve implies a very scary high number
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 10/02/2026
#highdivsplatoon
STOP DOING MATH meme used for midlevel comp splatoon

text reads:
STOP BEING MIDLEVEL
- PLAYERS WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE GIVEN DIVS
- YEARS OF PLUS SERVERS YET NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for going higer than LOW INK
- Wanted to go higher anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: It was called "SWIM OR SINK"
- "Yes please give me a good SQ power. Please give me a good result" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged

LOOK at what the midlevels have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the sendouq & weeklies we built for them
(This is REAL midlevel, done by REAL midlevel players):
[image of SAC badge] ?????
[image of someone's SQ Rank and Power over time graph] ???????
[discord screenshot reading:
04 March 2023 12:27, sblast player: "lf +3 for pickup"
10 February 2026 16:44, Fisk: "still?" (reply to previous message)] 
??????????????
"Hello I would like +3 access please"
They have played us for absolute fools
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 31/01/2026
new patch is fun so far!
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 31/01/2026
Still stuck at step 0: math
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 23/01/2026
wtf is @radha.splstrong.com showing me rn
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 05/01/2026
looking for people to coach #compsplatoon
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 07/12/2025
thank you matchmaking
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 28/11/2025
@radha.splstrong.com @splhershey.bsky.social @broadcastbeep.com #highdivstronghold
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 19/11/2025
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 16/10/2025
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 14/10/2025
oh...
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 12/10/2025
We're also approaching the one year anniversary of SBA Season 0! For the occation, we'll do a Q&A stream on Friday to go over everything that goes on behind the scenes! If you have any questions for us or about the SBA, feel free to ask here and we'll talk about it on the stream ^^ #compsplatoon
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 28/09/2025
it's spreading
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 24/09/2025
i keep seeing people ask for map specific callouts on the new maps so here you are, you're welcome
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 20/09/2025
some fun charts and atrocious/failed graphics that I've made for this in the past couple of days, most of these were a bad idea lol. i'd have some more stupid charts but i didn't save all of them
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 20/09/2025
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 12/09/2025
no y'all don't understand they actually did announce 3rd kits, this image means that they'll add 33 more kits to sblast specifically and no other weapon #highdivsplatoon
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 01/09/2025
i love lemuria
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 23/08/2025
My thoughts on Splat Safety and recent community discussion
Image of part 1 of a text reading:

I understand that this discussion is extremely emotional for many. However, I hope we can all find common ground in that something like Splat Safety should exist. Without something like it, TOs and organizers (like me) could not do the work they want to do and would likely quit (and we're already seeing a lot of organizers expressing that they are no longer motivated). More importantly, victims would have to make their case to many different orgs to get perpetrators out of the community, and I don't think any org would be equipped to adequately investigate a situation like Splat Safety does. Without something like Splat Safety, the community becomes a much more hostile environment towards victims.

I trust Splat Safety, and its volunteers have my utmost respect. They voluntarily and repeatedly investigate the darkest sides of our community to keep it safe, without any pay, without anyone saying thank you, with many community members spreading hate against their work. I cannot stress enough how emotionally difficult that must be. I imagine the only thing that keeps them going are altruistic beliefs in a better and safer community.Image of part 2 of a text reading:

I can see how others do not have that same trust, especially if you feel Splat Safety has acted unjustly. I hope that some can watch their video and see the same maturity and responsibility for a safer community that I did, but I also understand that some will not. Trust takes time to build, and is almost impossible to keep up for a small volunteer org like Splat Safety, when the cases they regularly deal with too often contain extremely dividing sides. I hope you can at least see that Splat Safety and its volunteers have good intention. 

I understand and encourage voicing criticism you have of Splat Safety. I would ask you, however, to not spread hate or misinformation. Sending emotional, short, and not-fact-checked messages is far easier and faster than trying to investigate and find the truth. Please take the time to carefully review the public information we have before sharing your opinion. Please realize that in many cases, you will not and should not have access to every part of a case. Spreading hate and hurtful messages doesn't help anyone, let's talk about this in a constructive way.

To quote Dr. Piggy, "Twitter justice doesn't work." Bluesky justice doesn't work. For everyone's safety and well-being, we need an organization like Splat Safety. I hope that at least this is something we can agree on.
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 22/08/2025
i don't have long term improvement goals, it's not valuable for the position i am in as a player rn, but i am a big fan of keeping track of shorter-term goals and holding myself accountable to doing one of these when practicing. This is my current list, mostly working on 1, 2.1 and 2.2 right now
table showing different goals, practice methods, resources and notes regarding my current improvement in splatoon
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 18/08/2025
taking a break from coaching monday
[Discord Message]
Heya everyone, i'm taking an indefinite break from coaching monday - with my work in the SBA and other community projects I've been heavily involved in, I've been feeling relatively burned out from livestreamed coaching recently. You probably have also felt that with the livestreams being more inconsistent and me taking lots of weeks off. I really enjoyed helping a lot of different people, and I loved how this project meant that my coaching could especially reach those who aren't as involved with the community, but as a coach it also feels personally more fulfilling to work with the same people for a longer amount of time, so that is probably what I'll mostly do in the near future. I'll very likely return to this project in the future, but for now I just need a break from it.
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 27/07/2025
peak (this game is fun) with @eenyee.bsky.social and @radha.splstrong.com
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 08/07/2025
Sidenote that it's really valuable for coaches to have an optional feedback form where people can fill out how much the coaching helped them btw. here are the questions i have in my general coaching feedback form (i have some extra ones for coaching monday feedback, but not much)
Screenshot of google form questions, reading
"How helpful was the coaching session generally?
What were your goals going into the session? If you aren't sure / didn't have any say N/A.
To what degree did the session help you on those goals?
How well did I answer your questions?
In what areas do you still have questions after the session?"Screenshot of a google form, reading
"How much fun did you have in the session?
Do you like my coaching style? Are there things I could do differently?
If you received coaching from other people, how did my coaching compare to theirs? Which did you prefer? 
How long did the session feel?
Any other feedback?"
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 04/06/2025
update: we're at 230 applications remain open until sunday
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 27/05/2025
obligatory post about signup numbers for the SBA
Graph depicting the number of applications for the Stronghold Beginners Academy over time after applications opened for each season.
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 20/05/2025
@ismiseradha.bsky.social
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 19/04/2025
Looked into this for a video script, isn't it weird how we call div 5-7 "low level" and div 4-2 "mid level", when in #LUTI the middle of participating teams is in div 7? Our terminology isn't up to date for the size of the community anymore (it hasn't been for a while), and doesn't reflect on [1/3]
Table showing LUTI divisions, how many teams are in a division and how many total teams are in lower or higher divisions. Div 7 is the first div where the number of teams in a higher div surpasses that of lower divs, and is also the div where the numbers are the closest.
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 31/03/2025
grrrrrr
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 31/03/2025
Closing SBA applications with 252 applicants in total, basically matching it with S1 (which had 253). It's cool seeing the interest in joining comp still being so big even in times where the game itself isn't getting much attention.
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 24/03/2025
223 SBA applications after 7 Days. Applications will be open for one more week, curious how this will develop throughout that.
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 18/03/2025
Update: we've hit 150 (i sure do wonder what happened 43h after applications for s2 opened)
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 17/03/2025
100 SBA applications already, this season is gonna be a big one
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 28/02/2025
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 23/02/2025
THE GAME ISN'T OVER UNTIL IT'S OVER #compsplatoon
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Fisk @zapfisk.splstrong.com · 14/02/2025
wait it's all #fleurish? always has been.
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