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Zan Baldwin

@zanbaldwin.com
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Immigrant human-person (nu een buitenlander in NL); she/they. Development: 🐘 & 🦀 “You can’t quote yourself, that’s stupid.” — Me, 2019 zanbaldwin.com/resume.pdf

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Zan Baldwin @zanbaldwin.com · 01/10/2026
okay but hear me out
Screenshot of Rust Lang's GitHub repository page, with the text and labels replaced by language styled from AO3.
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Zan Baldwin @zanbaldwin.com · 24/08/2026
You know when you say a word over and over and over again until it sounds weird and completely detached from its original meaning?
Meme containing some weird anime guy looking at the word "slaps" (represented by a butterfly) asking "Am I Gen Z now?"
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Zan Baldwin @zanbaldwin.com · 08/07/2026
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Zan Baldwin @zanbaldwin.com · 26/03/2026
It’s my first time trying to make ice-cider. It took 5 days for it to start bubbling, and I’m worried that some other bacteria started before the yeast culture could thrive. I’ve never seen that much foam before.
Frozen block of apple juice sitting in a sieve, with a bowl underneath to catch the syrup.Half-melted block of frozen apple juice, leaving behind a block of frozen water and the syrup drained into the bowl.Carboy fermenter containing high-syrup apple juice and yeast, with the airlock on top bubbling away.
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Zan Baldwin @zanbaldwin.com · 20/03/2026
Get yourself a hobby that makes you blush. Remember your arm guards, kids!
Big arm bruise.Even bigger arm bruise.
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Zan Baldwin @zanbaldwin.com · 06/02/2026
There is absolutely no shame in boxed, store-brand apple juice - especially if you're making cider! Happy experimenting!
28 cartons of "Albert Heijn"-branded apple juice, neatly stacked.
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Zan Baldwin @zanbaldwin.com · 26/02/2025
Sometimes you write cool code you're super proud of! ... but you can't test it because @cloudflare.social has decided your requests are shit ☹️ Yes, I'm aware 525 error means "host server SSL handshake" but works in Firefox perfectly fine and this is blatant discrimination against script kiddies
Error in Client.php line 71: Cloudflare is being a dick, and has determined your requests are not "legitimate".
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