ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 24/04/2025Gave my commander Ward - Kill Zach’s actual dog. It’s the ultimate politic move. I’m never gonna deal with commander removal again. 010
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 31/01/20254 years of having these two together and this is the first time I've ever seen zippy share her couch! 020
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 05/12/2024For years as a teen I swore up and down, straight to the faces of far better-read and more intelligent people than I, that Eragon and Eldest were two of the best fantasy novels ever written. Sure I was young, but not too young to like.... Read other books. 020
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 14/11/2024.... Yeah. YEAH. I'll take any laughs I can get at this point. 010
Reposted by ZakMcGwakBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.nytimes.comThe Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of BankruptcyThe satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements. 23225863015915
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 06/11/2024Catching up on Podcasts I fell behind on this past week and they all end with some sort of "please go vote, let's make a difference" type message and like.... Damn. I guess we didn't listen to the podcasters enough. 010
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Keanu, hunched over his computer at 2am, frantically googling sonic lore: "Shadow the hedgehog sonic friends?" "Shadow hedgehog backstory" "Chao garden canon?" "Do Sonic and shadow kis-" Backspace "Do Sonic and shadow kill people?" "Shadow the hedgehog guns" "Shadow the hedgehog furry John Wick?" 010
Reposted by ZakMcGwakYour🐀text🐀here @worldoffoo.bsky.social · 19/10/2024Never forget what they took from us. 073
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 11/08/2024Who even puts three colors in a deck. Don't put three colors in a deck. You get one color, you get two colors, you get five colors. No three or four. WotC needs to stop making three color commanders. 020
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 15/07/2024Alright, fine. Fine, I guess I'll get back into Magic the Goddamn Gathering #corgi #mtg 132
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 07/06/2024I think Acolyte is.... Pretty okay? And in a world where a LOT of star wars is pretty garbage, I'll take and enjoy pretty okay! 000
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 20/04/2024Three episodes in and I feel like the Fallout show finally broke my weird, excessive squeamishness around blood and gore onscreen. I've seen human bodies get mangled, crushed, and blown up in so many horrifying ways but I haven't felt that compulsion to run away and vomit once. I'm finally free. 110
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 15/04/2024If I had only known, I alone would have purchased enough to make them a success. Goddamn. Biscuit tacos. 010
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 03/03/2024Haven't even started the game yet but I'm bouncing off the walls with excitement about FFVIIRebirth having two discs 010
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 12/12/2023I do not miss the MMORPG-lifestyle but I do really miss MMO Holiday events. Logging in to see my favorite game cities covered in snow, presents and fun costumes everywhere. Seasonal dungeons and puzzles. Candy corn goblins evil snowmen. That was good stuff. 240
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 30/11/2023Oh my god I can't wait until filmcow finds out. Somebody tell filmcow. 000
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 29/11/2023I finally deleted the bad app and I'll be lurking this one full time now Holy shit this is so much better. Oh my god this is so good. Why did I wait so long to do this? I'm actually happy to press the app button now. 120
ZakMcGwak @zakmcgwak.bsky.social · 19/08/2023New platform new platform I better actually post on this one 1110
