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Unsure if I'll walk out of this city unchanged

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Someone asked me for directions, I then asked them if they wanted an autograph. They said "oh, you're famous?" as I signed the back of a receipt from breakfast The look on their face as I say "no" as they put it into their pocket

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There's an elite group of Cellists who run the Central Park archway system

Oh yeah he lives with those vampire from What We Do In The Shadows

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Took all but three times using the subway to find a person who would've been burnt in the salem witch trials

Walking the streets of NYC and every face looks like Vinny Vinesauce. He's like the collective consciousness of this city

Also rode the FREE LaGuardia bus to the subway station and then took the F and the B for $3 instead of paying like over a hundred bucks Thank you Mamdani

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I'm going to be so cringe but I got a first meal in Brooklyn and it was a slice and it was actually pretty good for five bucks

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They're playing the Kitchen Nightmares episode with the evil Australian dad that stole his son's inheritance in the airport bar

Thank you my overly simping cloud dog

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Says the one who only exists in two forms: internal pressurization or pressurized bondage

Thank you, blueberry pie snake~ I'll stick a candle on your head and make a wish

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Birthday today, going to NYC tomorrow, hyped as FUCK

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When I nut somewhere I feel all the dicks of those who came before me

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tickles me that two of the prettiest girls I know took their nicknames from my silly suggestions "Trancendance" for a hypnosis focused idol (pretty satisfied with that pun, transcendence and "trance 'n dance") and "enchantress" for some bewitching vibes

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Does this fell you with despair?

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Type shit, more jester dragons are always good No bias, obviously

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PufferOverrun @pufferoverrun.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The stage is yours! Reasonably inflated jester outfit for @earendelthedragon.bsky.social

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𐕣 Ramiro 𐕣 @melaisen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

NEW ICON SPOOKY SEASON IS HERE RAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Yeah Zak's great, Zak helps me with my work whenever I have an issue and he knows everything, he taught me how to do X" Please shut the fuck up I don't want more responsibility

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Hazbin Hotel is coming to Fortnite, you can now be shot in the head and toxically emoted on by Charlie Morningstar herself and I think that's beautiful

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Got diddled by an angel, his name was Foreplayel

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sometimes I'm amazed my coworker is able to inhale air into his lungs and exhale it, I swear he must have a lead jawbreaker he sucks when he gets home

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Getting my hair played with and ruffled is the height of luxury and the kind of affection I've craved my whole life Normal feelings

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Speedrun timer to inflation dart trap in a temple is ticking

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Demonic boyfriend bought me a car, he says it 'runs on the souls of damned NASCAR drivers' or something but this shit's redlining like a bag of wasps

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Picked a peck of peppers Just kidding some nice lady in the office brought a bunch of fucking peppers of varying kinds and BEGGED people to take them because her dad was sad he grew too many peppers and didn't want them to go to waste

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The perk of being my friend is I will occasionally dredge esoteric knowledge from your long term memory that you had thought you'd long forgotten

Me tormenting someone with a Filthy Frank reference and they're pissed off

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just know these old people act this way on purpose "Oh I'm so old and confused, I don't know what's going on" uh huh yeah sure, I know your scheme

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That spider could suck the seal apart on a capri sun

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Doesn't matter how fast or how slow, when it's done it's done and people will still take the same time to appreciate it

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Shitty doodles because my tabletop campaign is on the brain

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

In my restless hours, I was struck with divine brilliance: A shitty cover of Love in a Bottle called "Lead in the Water"

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Berry Bluepaws 🔜 Furpoc @berrybluepaws.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Well I guess we don’t have anywhere else to be for a while. I don’t mind spending this time with you though~” The cutie prisoner im kissing is: @jennithepup.bsky.social Art by: @poiuytrew.bsky.social

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boozefiction 🔜 Furpocalypse 2026 @boozefiction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I played minesweeper today

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Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This is why you're the gambling overlord

Zak Light @ NYC @zaklight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's for you dog, it's lit Shows a picture of your bathroom from the perspective of your mirror