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Zak Light

@zaklight.bsky.social
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He/They. 20's. Writer dragon, does funny voices, shitty doodles, and bad puns. Say hi! 💜 18+, NSFW, Real Gay Certified™ | FRXZ archiveofourown.org/users/ZakLight www.furaffinity.net/user/zaklight

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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 52m
Got diddled by an angel, his name was Foreplayel
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 4h
Sometimes I'm amazed my coworker is able to inhale air into his lungs and exhale it, I swear he must have a lead jawbreaker he sucks when he gets home
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting my hair played with and ruffled is the height of luxury and the kind of affection I've craved my whole life Normal feelings
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Demonic boyfriend bought me a car, he says it 'runs on the souls of damned NASCAR drivers' or something but this shit's redlining like a bag of wasps
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Picked a peck of peppers Just kidding some nice lady in the office brought a bunch of fucking peppers of varying kinds and BEGGED people to take them because her dad was sad he grew too many peppers and didn't want them to go to waste
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Discord Wumpus Smoking Crack
Discord Wumpus Smoking Crack
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
John Constantine is an icon
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The perk of being my friend is I will occasionally dredge esoteric knowledge from your long term memory that you had thought you'd long forgotten
Me tormenting someone with a Filthy Frank reference and they're pissed off
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just know these old people act this way on purpose "Oh I'm so old and confused, I don't know what's going on" uh huh yeah sure, I know your scheme
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That spider could suck the seal apart on a capri sun
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Deadly/Lowkey: BLUE EDITION @lowkeynottoastbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jackal named Ramses
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Doesn't matter how fast or how slow, when it's done it's done and people will still take the same time to appreciate it
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shitty doodles because my tabletop campaign is on the brain
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In my restless hours, I was struck with divine brilliance: A shitty cover of Love in a Bottle called "Lead in the Water"
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poiuytrew🔜folsom @poiuytrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In-stream sketch for @berrybluepaws.bsky.social and @jennithepup.bsky.social! 🐰🎨
Jenni (left) and Berry (right) bound together in a padded cell within Styx Prison. Straps and a metal clip bind together their inflatable straitjackets and collars keeping the two within kissing range. They're both strapped down straddling a large inflatable tube, their feet bound within separate inflatable chambers.
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Berry Bluepaws @berrybluepaws.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Well I guess we don’t have anywhere else to be for a while. I don’t mind spending this time with you though~” The cutie prisoner im kissing is: @jennithepup.bsky.social Art by: @poiuytrew.bsky.social
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boozefiction 🔜 Furpocalypse 2026 @boozefiction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I played minesweeper today
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's for you dog, it's lit Shows a picture of your bathroom from the perspective of your mirror
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Told that I would get "big grappled" when I come to NYC and have no clue what the fuck this means but I'm preparing my holes
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me when I'm in a duel and the prologue introduced my opponent as "a crazy good shot"
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saying "no bit" to me is a hate crime. That bit is my baby, you're asking me to drop my baby on the cold, hard ground and to be "serious" like it's going to get us anywhere other than six feet under
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let me just jot this down in my burn book real quick, sorry go on?
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boozefiction 🔜 Furpocalypse 2026 @boozefiction.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ah! Happy #fursuitfriday everynyan! Here's a photodump from events I've been to this year that I didn't get the chance to organize. #husk #megaplex #anthrocon2026 #aroo Tags: @kkslate.bsky.social @yixisnepactual.bsky.social @demicore.bsky.social @dompanikiii.bsky.social
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So when I go to New York are ALL those Deadlock characters gonna be there or just Rem?
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The worst part about my brain is I'll get a soundbyte stuck in my head with no clue of where to find it and there's like a 70% chance it's not even real
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can't let my sub out of his cage, he's a hamster, he'd probably be in the blender within the hour
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sorry guys I can't stay up, my patron Belphegor, Icon of Sloth, insists that I get proper rest in order to preserve my health and be able to properly laze cause otherwise I'm just tired
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey dude, missed you at the devil's sacrament last night. I know things are rough but just know everybody around the circle cares about you. We enjoy having you around just for you, you don't have to commit a blood tithe just to be appreciated.
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know a nonbiney who crunches jolly ranchers just like that cat eating rocks gif
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Oh it's called Undertale cause it's in a cave" WRONG it's called Undertale because the tale isn't OVER my dad works in Toby's basement
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every Discord PSA people put out is either ALERT: THE NIGERIAN PRINCE DOES NOT ACTUALLY GIVE YOU ANY MONEY Or BEWARE THE HACKER KNOWN AS DANK_SMEAGOL HE WILL JOIN YOUR SERVER AND REPORTED YOU AND DISCORD WILL BAN YOU
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is this anything
A Kirk in the Neck Is Worth Two In the Bush
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あなま @anatyanman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
#huskerdust let's groove 🎶
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ops shot my foreskin off, call me Kirkumcised
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh this? *shuffles coyly and moves an evil looking icosahedral artifact into my pocket* Don't worry about that, let's get off this cursed spaceship in another plane of reality
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Friend asked me if I swear so much because I watch Hazbin Hotel, it's over for me, I can't beat the allegations I have an Angel Dust fursuit head
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Found this channel uploading ambient soundscapes off cassette. This one is etheric and genuinely so calming, I love it, got rain sounds with genuinely cliche but somehow unobtrusive flute. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMvC...
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Lindsheaven Virtual Plaza ~ Rainforest Hill Vol. I+II (2018/2023) • [cs rip] [ambient / naturewave]
YouTube video by ▶ tape stuff ▶
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There's something so whimsical about referring to a flashlight as a "torch" cause I can do a dumbass pith helmet explorer voice
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Tumble @wiprogad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
finally got a proper profile pic doodled up, gonna hopefully be for steam at some point i kinda wanna see if i can decorate my profile to be themed dakota (who i am going to call tumble from this point forward to test drive it) is they/it
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sniffling like a motherfucker, that's cause I'm allergic to bad bitches
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I never really thought about creativity and inspiration and wanting things as skills I had to practice and exercise until I realized they were all ground out of me. I love seeing people who just get sparks of ideas and chase them on whims, I want to be that passionate about things.
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Qingwa🐸🩷 @qingwadrawz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Winner Angel 💕🪽 #Angeldust #huskerdust #hazbinhotel
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Dred Eternal 🔞 @kindreddemon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Underdress | She/her
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Tumble @wiprogad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Man, anybody remember back when I drew on my phone mostly? Crazy stuff If it wasnt obvious this is old art lol Dakota is They/It
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Tumble @wiprogad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Finally filled this up enough to post!!! Dakota (new name STILL pending but thinking Tumble might be fun) is They/It
A cartoon clown imp character in various cartoonish, exaggerated slapstick situations.

1. They've been compressed by a trash compactor into a cube, on a conveyor belt with a few other recently spat out cubes made of garbage. They look dizzy and disoriented.
2. They have a bucket stuck on their head, and they're trying to pull it off, using both their arms and legs and tugging hard on their neck, causing it to slightly stretch. Next to them is a smaller headshot of the imp, visibly irritated.
3. They've tried and failed to set off a set of explosives, the explosion instead happening on the switch and literally blowing up in their face, leaving them covered in soot and visibly furious.
4. They're flattened from the top, with their tail and clown shoes sticking out in the silhoette. Of course, they are displeased.
5. They're riding some kind of bike powered water vehicle, shaped vaguely like a missile, with a clown nose and happy face on it.
6. They've fallen from a great height, everything but their head flattened as their backside faces the viewer, and their unflattened head looks at the ground in grumpy defeat.
7. They've been pied in the face with their hands on their sides. They say, "Well, hyuck you too then."
8. They're compressed into a disk shape with their face up, and their shoes and hands helping flesh out the disk silhoette. They sigh in irritated defeat.
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CherryPie @cherrypie.tf · 04/09/2026
History of Art of XV-XVIII Centuries Exam PASSED All exams are over! I just need to get my thesis done now
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You know I really like you when I haven't muted your soundboard on Discord even when you have a join sound that belongs in the DSM-5
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I need to find a rich and eccentric old man to pay me sums of money to read tomes and go on expeditions in search of lost relics and places of power solely on the basis of rumor
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Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Old guy at my work yelled at me and so I, in a rare instance of not stirring the pot, said "I'm done helping you" and walked away His fucking Disney movie ass said "So you're not a team player?" and now for the rest of the day I have to pretend I don't find it hilarious
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