Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 4hSometimes I'm amazed my coworker is able to inhale air into his lungs and exhale it, I swear he must have a lead jawbreaker he sucks when he gets home 010
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Getting my hair played with and ruffled is the height of luxury and the kind of affection I've craved my whole life Normal feelings 110
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Demonic boyfriend bought me a car, he says it 'runs on the souls of damned NASCAR drivers' or something but this shit's redlining like a bag of wasps 011
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Picked a peck of peppers Just kidding some nice lady in the office brought a bunch of fucking peppers of varying kinds and BEGGED people to take them because her dad was sad he grew too many peppers and didn't want them to go to waste 020
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The perk of being my friend is I will occasionally dredge esoteric knowledge from your long term memory that you had thought you'd long forgotten 030
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just know these old people act this way on purpose "Oh I'm so old and confused, I don't know what's going on" uh huh yeah sure, I know your scheme 010
Reposted by Zak LightDeadly/Lowkey: BLUE EDITION @lowkeynottoastbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jackal named Ramses 317429
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Doesn't matter how fast or how slow, when it's done it's done and people will still take the same time to appreciate it 021
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Shitty doodles because my tabletop campaign is on the brain 000
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In my restless hours, I was struck with divine brilliance: A shitty cover of Love in a Bottle called "Lead in the Water" 000
Reposted by Zak Lightpoiuytrew🔜folsom @poiuytrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026In-stream sketch for @berrybluepaws.bsky.social and @jennithepup.bsky.social! 🐰🎨 532757
Reposted by Zak LightBerry Bluepaws @berrybluepaws.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Well I guess we don’t have anywhere else to be for a while. I don’t mind spending this time with you though~” The cutie prisoner im kissing is: @jennithepup.bsky.social Art by: @poiuytrew.bsky.social 625042
Reposted by Zak Lightboozefiction 🔜 Furpocalypse 2026 @boozefiction.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I played minesweeper today 141
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's for you dog, it's lit Shows a picture of your bathroom from the perspective of your mirror 010
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Told that I would get "big grappled" when I come to NYC and have no clue what the fuck this means but I'm preparing my holes 000
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Me when I'm in a duel and the prologue introduced my opponent as "a crazy good shot" 000
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Saying "no bit" to me is a hate crime. That bit is my baby, you're asking me to drop my baby on the cold, hard ground and to be "serious" like it's going to get us anywhere other than six feet under 000
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Let me just jot this down in my burn book real quick, sorry go on? 011
Reposted by Zak Lightboozefiction 🔜 Furpocalypse 2026 @boozefiction.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ah! Happy #fursuitfriday everynyan! Here's a photodump from events I've been to this year that I didn't get the chance to organize. #husk #megaplex #anthrocon2026 #aroo Tags: @kkslate.bsky.social @yixisnepactual.bsky.social @demicore.bsky.social @dompanikiii.bsky.social 1246
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So when I go to New York are ALL those Deadlock characters gonna be there or just Rem? 111
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The worst part about my brain is I'll get a soundbyte stuck in my head with no clue of where to find it and there's like a 70% chance it's not even real 120
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can't let my sub out of his cage, he's a hamster, he'd probably be in the blender within the hour 000
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sorry guys I can't stay up, my patron Belphegor, Icon of Sloth, insists that I get proper rest in order to preserve my health and be able to properly laze cause otherwise I'm just tired 030
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hey dude, missed you at the devil's sacrament last night. I know things are rough but just know everybody around the circle cares about you. We enjoy having you around just for you, you don't have to commit a blood tithe just to be appreciated. 010
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I know a nonbiney who crunches jolly ranchers just like that cat eating rocks gif 000
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"Oh it's called Undertale cause it's in a cave" WRONG it's called Undertale because the tale isn't OVER my dad works in Toby's basement 010
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every Discord PSA people put out is either ALERT: THE NIGERIAN PRINCE DOES NOT ACTUALLY GIVE YOU ANY MONEY Or BEWARE THE HACKER KNOWN AS DANK_SMEAGOL HE WILL JOIN YOUR SERVER AND REPORTED YOU AND DISCORD WILL BAN YOU 030
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Oh this? *shuffles coyly and moves an evil looking icosahedral artifact into my pocket* Don't worry about that, let's get off this cursed spaceship in another plane of reality 020
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Friend asked me if I swear so much because I watch Hazbin Hotel, it's over for me, I can't beat the allegations I have an Angel Dust fursuit head 130
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Found this channel uploading ambient soundscapes off cassette. This one is etheric and genuinely so calming, I love it, got rain sounds with genuinely cliche but somehow unobtrusive flute. www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMvC...youtube.comLindsheaven Virtual Plaza ~ Rainforest Hill Vol. I+II (2018/2023) • [cs rip] [ambient / naturewave]YouTube video by ▶ tape stuff ▶ 000
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There's something so whimsical about referring to a flashlight as a "torch" cause I can do a dumbass pith helmet explorer voice 010
Reposted by Zak LightTumble @wiprogad.bsky.social · 09/09/2026finally got a proper profile pic doodled up, gonna hopefully be for steam at some point i kinda wanna see if i can decorate my profile to be themed dakota (who i am going to call tumble from this point forward to test drive it) is they/it 46011
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sniffling like a motherfucker, that's cause I'm allergic to bad bitches 110
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I never really thought about creativity and inspiration and wanting things as skills I had to practice and exercise until I realized they were all ground out of me. I love seeing people who just get sparks of ideas and chase them on whims, I want to be that passionate about things. 030
Reposted by Zak LightQingwa🐸🩷 @qingwadrawz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Winner Angel 💕🪽 #Angeldust #huskerdust #hazbinhotel 1530592
Reposted by Zak LightTumble @wiprogad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Man, anybody remember back when I drew on my phone mostly? Crazy stuff If it wasnt obvious this is old art lol Dakota is They/It 07417
Reposted by Zak LightTumble @wiprogad.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Finally filled this up enough to post!!! Dakota (new name STILL pending but thinking Tumble might be fun) is They/It 26217
Reposted by Zak LightCherryPie @cherrypie.tf · 04/09/2026History of Art of XV-XVIII Centuries Exam PASSED All exams are over! I just need to get my thesis done now 111093
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You know I really like you when I haven't muted your soundboard on Discord even when you have a join sound that belongs in the DSM-5 120
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I need to find a rich and eccentric old man to pay me sums of money to read tomes and go on expeditions in search of lost relics and places of power solely on the basis of rumor 110
Zak Light @zaklight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Old guy at my work yelled at me and so I, in a rare instance of not stirring the pot, said "I'm done helping you" and walked away His fucking Disney movie ass said "So you're not a team player?" and now for the rest of the day I have to pretend I don't find it hilarious 130