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Zak Jane Keir

@zakdsw.bsky.social
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Writer, bookseller, Morris dancer and undertaker. No, not all at the same time. Caught between dildo shop and crematorium.

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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yup. Oh god that was a long time ago...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I have always admired her no-fucks-given approach to other writers, particularly the overhyped grifters.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Low-grade wretched terror. The Bad Thing that you have ignored most of your life is slowly rising to overwhelm you... (a personal failing, not the state of the world, oddly enough).
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a chain around his neck is standing in a dark hallway .
ALT: a man with a chain around his neck is standing in a dark hallway .
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I think I have found a way to kickstart a career for her...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well we've got the Thing to Do. It's one of those situations where ALL the factors are in our favour. Just got to get the kid properly on board...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's about 10 years since I set up my website. This is the first post I made on it... dirtysexywords.com/erotica-the-...
dirtysexywords.com
EROTICA: THE STATE WE’RE IN
Welcome to the new DSW site/blog/general manifesto! It seemed like a good idea to have everything erotica/fiction/sexuality under one roof, so to speak, so if you’ve found this page via either of t…
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
on the BNP - crude oafs with nasty ideas. Nor did I every get any racist vibes off the ones I met. We're not talking Sharon-Osbourne-palling-up-with-Tiny-Tommeh levels of interaction...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I do remember hearing about the BNP thing. Someone asked me about it at the time (I was never an actual Aristasian but I did visit). What I reckon - then and now - is that they would have replied to any letter they recieved in a very Miss Manners sort of way, but they would not have been very keen
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
and be prepared to be chased and flattened if you don't hand back what you just nicked...)
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I don't work in retail or hospitality so it doesn't apply. But I would certainly not put myself out for a huge corporate that pays me minimum wage: they get the hours of routine works they are paying me for and that's it. (Steal from one of my artisan small trader mates where I can see it, though
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Maybe Greggs etc could pay their staff enough for them to care? It's not hard to see why staff are reluctant to confront thieves - either they don't fancy getting duffed up for minimum wage, or they sympathise with the shoplifters because they are skipping meals due to lack of money themselves.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I must give that a listen. I do remember there being a bit of scandal attached to them in the 90s...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Being bored enough to have a thorough rummage around the internet... and I found THIS to my great delight archive.org/details/aris...
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Aristasia Where Women Live In The Past by Zak Jane Keir : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
From Filament Magazine 2010
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
That's the one. I was just thinking about the fact that it is a reference point in TWO of my favourite fiction series. I read it years ago and it is, indeed, a great story.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Enormously tired. I think an early night is called for... (see me at 1am still giving some random fascist a good online kicking...)
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Who else has read a short story called The Cold Equations?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
People who start boohooing because someone disagreed with them are generally losers who deserved it in the first place. People who run back to TwiX because someone disagreed with them are definitely losers. Enjoy being back in that circle of hell that mingles fascist wingnuts with endless adverts.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Is it me or has Pixabay got enormously enshittified over the last couple of years?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I don't understand why anyone would have any of those digital busybodies. I am not here to be scolded by gadgets created by some billionaire douchebro devoid of social skills.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
the sttress of utterly mediocre men finding out that women won't worship them as household gods...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If it's not their mums who are providing pocket money, food and clean laundry, it will be a succession of girlfriends if they are passably good-looking.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Contact leatherdelights.co.uk they should be ab le to sort you out. If they haven't got what you want in white, they will make it for you.
leatherdelights.co.uk
Leather Delights
Founded in 2002 LeatherDelights are makers of Quality Handcrafted Leatherwork. We make all our items ourselves in England from the finest quality English leather.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I do know there were some studies done decades ago which indicated that the arrival of an evangelical church in a neighbourhood meant that sexual assault and domestic violence invariably went through the roof...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Not been on for a while because REASONS (computer-related). How are you all? Miss me?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
And yes, it's just as good, if not better...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
What I have found about Bluesky is that a lot of the people I actively liked interacting with on TwiX are now over here. SO of course I am here too.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
As long as we don't get what we got before: witless moral panic and exhortations to snitch on your neighbours (who are going to work because they can't afford not to)...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Urgh, sounds horrible. These are the sort of people who want to live forever and I really can't imagine why...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I'll look out for that, thank you.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
One of the very few reasons one can approve of Taylor Swift is the way she stuck it to them...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I was going to recommend Swinella but it is... probably unsuitable for a youngster. Unless said youngster has, um, open-minded parents. It is officially Not For Under 18s as it is very explicit. Brilliant but VERY explicit.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This is somehow enormously pleasing to me...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I honestly don't know. I put it... somewhere and it just disappeared. (No I do not think it literally dematerialised though I will *claim* it was poltergeist activity. I probably picked it up with something I was throwing away).
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
High levels of stress, they reckon. Thorough range of tests to follow but GP says it isn't dementia, which is reassuring.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Don't know how the rest of you are doing but after another horrible day I have made a GP appointment to ask them what is wrong with my brain and if they can fix it. I lost a bit of paper. It completely dematerialised. My gears are definitely slipping.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
One bit of the dayjob that I like some times more than others: slideshow-building. Fun when it's someone who lived a good long life and there's a mix of vintage photos, happy poses with the grandchildren and a few daft ones in silly hats to make people smile. Not so nice when it's babies.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
You don't have to like porn to defend it. There's not even much wrong with having issues with some types of porn... but you do need to understand that the weaponised moral panics around porn are not about porn. They are about power and control and the scapegoating of those with little of either.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Yeah. It's ALL about reinforcing, as brutally as possible, the idea that men are people and everyone else is not *quite* a person.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I have noticed this a LOT among the modern breed of bigot, particularly the christofascists and the 'free speech' defenders. They don't want equality, they want to be worshipped. It's never enough that they are allowed to say horrible things: you have to praise their 'bravery', too.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Reminds me a bit of Valerie Solanas.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Thank you. Was just thinking of a very awesome book by a Brit author that came out this year. Though it is quite possibly just too, well, British... www.amazon.co.uk/Swinella-Ham...
amazon.co.uk
Swinella: A Hamden Town Tail : Sync, Gloria: Amazon.co.uk: Books
Buy Swinella: A Hamden Town Tail by Sync, Gloria (ISBN: 9798300706883) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Here’s Judith Butler explaining what this movement is and always was, about five years ago.
As a fascist trend, the anti-gender movement supports ever strengthening forms of authoritarianism. Its tactics encourage state powers to intervene in university programs, to censor art and television programming, to forbid trans people their legal rights, to ban LGBTQI people from public spaces, to undermine reproductive freedom and the struggle against violence directed at women, children, and LGBTQI people. It threatens violence against those, including migrants, who have become cast as demonic forces and whose suppression or expulsion promises to restore a national order under duress.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Hello, is this open to books by non-US authors?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
'have you ever buried someone alive?'
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
with a bottle of specialist single malt whisky, and was cross that it is not a service we offer. (I have also had someone try to pay me his parking fines. Again not my job...)
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
There's always a sprinkling of weird on a weekend shift. People who do not understand what we do/whatwe are willing to do/what the law entitles them to (quite a bit of that yesterday). Though not quite as weird at the lady a couple of months ago who thought we were the people who could provide her
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