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Zak Jane Keir

@zakdsw.bsky.social
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Writer, bookseller, Morris dancer and undertaker. No, not all at the same time. Caught between dildo shop and crematorium.

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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I have always admired her no-fucks-given approach to other writers, particularly the overhyped grifters.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Low-grade wretched terror. The Bad Thing that you have ignored most of your life is slowly rising to overwhelm you... (a personal failing, not the state of the world, oddly enough).
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well we've got the Thing to Do. It's one of those situations where ALL the factors are in our favour. Just got to get the kid properly on board...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It's about 10 years since I set up my website. This is the first post I made on it... dirtysexywords.com/erotica-the-...
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EROTICA: THE STATE WE’RE IN
Welcome to the new DSW site/blog/general manifesto! It seemed like a good idea to have everything erotica/fiction/sexuality under one roof, so to speak, so if you’ve found this page via either of t…
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Maybe Greggs etc could pay their staff enough for them to care? It's not hard to see why staff are reluctant to confront thieves - either they don't fancy getting duffed up for minimum wage, or they sympathise with the shoplifters because they are skipping meals due to lack of money themselves.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Being bored enough to have a thorough rummage around the internet... and I found THIS to my great delight archive.org/details/aris...
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Aristasia Where Women Live In The Past by Zak Jane Keir : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
From Filament Magazine 2010
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Enormously tired. I think an early night is called for... (see me at 1am still giving some random fascist a good online kicking...)
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Who else has read a short story called The Cold Equations?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
People who start boohooing because someone disagreed with them are generally losers who deserved it in the first place. People who run back to TwiX because someone disagreed with them are definitely losers. Enjoy being back in that circle of hell that mingles fascist wingnuts with endless adverts.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Is it me or has Pixabay got enormously enshittified over the last couple of years?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Not been on for a while because REASONS (computer-related). How are you all? Miss me?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
And yes, it's just as good, if not better...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
As long as we don't get what we got before: witless moral panic and exhortations to snitch on your neighbours (who are going to work because they can't afford not to)...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Don't know how the rest of you are doing but after another horrible day I have made a GP appointment to ask them what is wrong with my brain and if they can fix it. I lost a bit of paper. It completely dematerialised. My gears are definitely slipping.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
One bit of the dayjob that I like some times more than others: slideshow-building. Fun when it's someone who lived a good long life and there's a mix of vintage photos, happy poses with the grandchildren and a few daft ones in silly hats to make people smile. Not so nice when it's babies.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
You don't have to like porn to defend it. There's not even much wrong with having issues with some types of porn... but you do need to understand that the weaponised moral panics around porn are not about porn. They are about power and control and the scapegoating of those with little of either.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Here’s Judith Butler explaining what this movement is and always was, about five years ago.
As a fascist trend, the anti-gender movement supports ever strengthening forms of authoritarianism. Its tactics encourage state powers to intervene in university programs, to censor art and television programming, to forbid trans people their legal rights, to ban LGBTQI people from public spaces, to undermine reproductive freedom and the struggle against violence directed at women, children, and LGBTQI people. It threatens violence against those, including migrants, who have become cast as demonic forces and whose suppression or expulsion promises to restore a national order under duress.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
If I wasn't so sleepy I absolutely would be leaping about and shrieking with joy. I thought the days when putting an obscure band name into your search engine and something you want ACTUALLY COMING UP were long gone. But I have just found this and .... oooh... youtu.be/cT3fqK_thc0
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World Exit (aka Electrix) – Now I've got You Here (Demo Tape or Live Recording) (Obscure UK NWOBHM)
YouTube video by NWOBHM Obscurities and Rarities
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Joyful indeed...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Finally wrapped up another gruelling on-call shift. Today was definitely Weird Shit day...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Oh hello again Bluesky. I'm back - did you missme?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Well I was going to post a nice happy video of me in my pigeon gear dancing with ravens, but it won't let me.
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Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I am sickened by the relentless demonisation of refugees. No refugee underfunded a school. No refugee closed a hospital. No refugee took away support from the sick and disabled. We need solutions not scapegoats. Stop blaming refugees and tax the rich instead!
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
I am quite inclined to take some of the Pride bunting I have knocking around and tie it around lamp-posts in areas where the flag-shaggers have been active. But not sure if it would taint the Pride flag/confuse people into thinking it's an endorsement of the weaponised red&white by the queer
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 21/08/2025
Amazing how many people on this app seem to believe that adopting the fascist stance on trans people is somehow the key to defeating fascism.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Want something to do this Sunday?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Sad but not totally surprising news - the legend that was Tom Lehrer has finally gone. 97 so it was bound to happen. The world is now a slightly sadder place, though.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
About the best thing I can say for this site is that it has so far managed to keep the bots way down. Thr**ds is getting worse and worse in terms of being flooded with christofascists, foetus worshippers, racists and the anti-trans crazies.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=378a...
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Sabbra Cadabra (2009 Remaster)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath - Topic
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Think this may be of interest to some of you... I'm going to be there lybertine.com/events/love-...
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Love Machines Sessions
A curated micro-conference + sensual meetup for the sex-positive vanguard
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
If I had any kind of step-counting device (which I don't, because I refuse to pay money for an electronic Cartman) it would probably have melted today. Bus complications meant a walk of about a mile to start the day, and then this evening's bout of 'FINE if no one else can do it then I'll do it
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I still ache in various places, and today was frazzled but less awful than I was worrying it might be (the Big Mistake I thought I might have made is not only salvageable but already salvaged)...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I am very very tired and my neck, head and shoulders hurt. But it was worth it. #PrideInLondon today, in full pigeon rig, parading with the Queer Morris Alliance. If you were there too, hope you had a good day - who were you with?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Sometimes doing a good deed gets a reward, not in heaven (if there is any such location) but right here. In other words, a grateful client gave me a bottle of EXTREMELY nice Romanian wine.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I have been moderately productive today and intend to be moderately more so this evening. Possibly due to accepting that I am going to remain horribly overworked for a while but there IS a path out of the situation.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Another not-bad opinion piece in the Grauniad www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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When did ‘feminist critique’ of celebrities become nothing more than a snide telling-off? | Jennifer Jasmine White
Those delivering paternalistic lectures to Sabrina Carpenter, Addison Rae and Sydney Sweeney would do well to revisit recent history, says writer Jennifer Jasmine White
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Urgh, absolutely shattered this morning. Went to Cambridge last night to retrieve daughter and her belongings; she was having a farewell meet up with her running club so we agreed I would meet her at 8.30. 'Got everything packed, love?' I texted at intervals. Er, nope. Just caught the last train
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I have something to read tonight that is going to make some of you very envious. Want to guess what it is?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Today's discovery is a band defunct for 50 years called the Hollywood Brats. Anyone else aware of them?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
What are we all at this morning? Anyone else wanting to do a million things at once and also wanting to hide under the bed till it all goes away?
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Thanks everyone who dropped in at @londonaltmarket.bsky.social yesterday - and thanks to all the crew. It was a fun day.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Gah, daughter, caught up in tonight's train chaos, decides to walk halfway across south London and has no phone credit. Trying not to ring her every 10 minutes to order her home when we are both too broke to get her a cab...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
You can also come and see me doing the same this Sunday, June 1st, at London Alternative Market in Great Queen St #LAM @londonaltmarket.bsky.social
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I think I may have dodged cellulitis. I think this is just a regular bug bite. Whew.
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I think I had better go and have a look for some antihistamines. Something has bitten me and there is a certain sensation around that bite that indicates potential trouble. Of course it's Friday...
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Zak Jane Keir @zakdsw.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
If you've bought a copy, why not share a pic of you enjoying it?
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Mistress Synchronicity @gloriasync.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Super happy to see the wonderful @boop.exposed and @porkchop.farm wearing the correct attire while spending time together reading Swinella. You can get yourself a copy of Swinella here- buff.ly/LxevSQk and an organic cotton, vegan ink Swinella T-shirt directly from me by sending me a DM. Oink! 🐷
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