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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 10h
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 13h
Aaaand here we go
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like i could use a massage but I dont like to be touched or shirtless in front of people. Also they cost money.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Havlin is the best not hobbit hobbit name. Rolls off the tongue well and it's believable that people would get halfling from it. It's also from a smutty webcomic. I also dont like halfling as the name they call themselves. Sounds derogatory. Like a name someone else came up with to belittle them.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Akari fujinami lost for the first time in nine years. She also recently went up a weight class so that might have been an issue. Also akari fujinami is a wrestler. She won two world championships and the 2024 olympics. And up until now i've never seen her struggle against an opponent.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guardians of the galaxy is the only marvel movie series where theyre all actually good. You're lucky to get one really good movie in a marvel series but guardians nailed it. Gotg3 is also the only post endgame marvel movie i've seen so i might be wrong now
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I move around a lot when i'm going to sleep. I do not have a singular position i like to sleep in. I'll be comfortable for a minute then i'll be uncomfortable and have to move.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I accidentally let go of my giant snail in ffx2 and didnt save recently enough to undo it. I did see a scene i've never seen before though. I dont think i knew the monsters had stories and scenes before now, is that new? Played this game the year it came out and i'm just now finding this out?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trustbusting needs to be a major part of the project for anyone trying seeking elected office going forward.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also capoeira is one of three martial arts that evolved from an African martial art called n'golo. You got danmye in the Caribbean and knocking and kicking in the usa. Knocking and kicking has mostly died out i think. Probably some places in the south are still doing it along with some revival stuff
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a theory that martial arts all start off as practical but evolve into sport, ritual, or exercise to survive. Aikido gets clowned on but it was first used by actual warriors but once it wasnt needed and the pressure testing was gone the practicality disappeared into ritual.
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Stop Killing Games @stopkillinggames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All hands on deck! Ross explains how the EU Kids Act could end #StopKillingGames by collapsing the EU gaming market! youtu.be/mQRcK9nYg9g "The best thing you can do is spread the word...The people who write this crap do not like it when the public at large knows what they're trying to do to you"
youtube.com
This could legitimately end Stop Killing Games.
YouTube video by Stop Killing Games
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I really liked mass effect andromeda, probably my second favorite, but I do acknowledge that it was a mess. I'd love a sequel with more experienced writers but that probably wont happen. Unless I become a billionaire and fund the entire thing myself. Does anybody want to give me a billion dollars?
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thiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 27/09/2026
I have four days to raise over a thousand dollars. Feels impossible but I have faith and hope on my side. And maybe you're on my side too. Please support or share if you see this!
static.klipy.com
Motivational Penguin Depressed
Alt: Motivational Penguin Running. "NEVER GIVE UP"
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I still dont understand how sphere break is a two player game. Also it's also only hard when you don't have echo breaks or whatever which is coin dependent and stupid because you can't win harder games without it.
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Rightstick Studios -> DoubleShake @rightstick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's been a while, here's some new footage of DoubleShake gameplay featuring finalized visuals!!
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also Wrex should have been a romance option
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You say that I remind you of a movie star No one likes you when you're as old as we are And you were barefoot on magnolia avenue The day I met you
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Aalia Mauro @aaliamauro.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
On June 5th Israel attacked the home of Lebanese sea turtle conservationist Mona Khalil. Mona was hospitalized with burns and injuries to over 70% of her body. Yesterday, June 19th, Mona died from her injuries. This wasn’t an accident.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We have *six days* left until the Academy of Natural Sciences, North America's oldest Natural History museum, is scheduled to close it's doors. Here are *six reasons* why we cannot - and will not- let that happen.
a slide that says 6 days until the doors close -- 6 reasons we can keep them open, save-the-academy.org @savetheacademy
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 24/09/2026
They're planning to permanently close the Academy of Natural Sciences; the oldest natural history museum in all of the Americas. youtu.be/nxyfBfCrbDw?...
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The Plan To Destroy Americas Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And i know i understood how to play sphere break once upon a time because i've gotten 100% completion on this game but this mini game is nonsensical bullshit to me now
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dont see how sphere break is a two person game. Does your opponent just supply the board while you do all the work?
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
locked out of discord servers? Friends locked out? if youre a US citizen, you should yell at your representatives re: AV laws
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Powerscalers like saying people jave faster than light reflexes when they dodge lasers when there are other explanations. Like there's a pattern to it so you can predict when theyre coming, or there's a tell or something.
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Talya Perper @talyaperper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“Young Spencer Goes To School”- the short I directed for @toonoutanimation.dropout.tv is now on @dropout.tv ! 🎉🎊🎉 We had an art crew wrap party when animation was complete, so I drew this to celebrate all my talented friends who helped make the short - thank you, team! #dropout
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bein a doomer on main but trying to be funny about it
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I peaked in high school which sucks because I hated high school. My peak is like the highest point in Florida.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Decided trying to fix my life by suddenly becoming motivated in a way i've never been in my life is too unrealistic so now i've decided to fix it by stumbling into an alternate reality where I did have the drive and motivation to improve my life and have already improved it.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A physicist that was on the Colbert report said that space and time are pretty much the same thing but you for some reason you cant take a wrong turn into yesterday and i'm over here thinking you might accidentally walk into different timelines though because I could swear bizarre died years ago
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When Elon Musk's groups spent $20M+ on Wisconsin's 2025 Supreme Court race, his involvement backfired and his candidate lost by 10 points. Now his super PAC has quietly spent $14M+ on key midterm races, including the Texas Senate race. Would be a shame if people found out.
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Elon Musk is flying under the radar in the Texas Senate race. Republicans want to keep it that way.
One Republican involved in the Texas Senate contest called Musk’s in-your-face campaigning in Wisconsin last year “a mis
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Until recently I havent looked up the lyrics to reckoner so I had no idea what the fuck they were because you can't enunciate when you sing that song. I just heard "cant take it with you" and "because it never ends" the second line not actually being in the song but I swear it was said at some point
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Japanese war bows and English long bows probably had about the same draw weight. People think theyre weaker because of modern kyudo bows. So that guy whose wife always asked him history questions on tiktok was wrong about them being weaker so now I get annoyed whenever one of their videos pop up.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I dont know anything about the show When Calls the Heart and never see it mentioned but it seemed like the type of show to be on forever so when i remembered it existed and looked it up one of the first things I saw was that it had been renewed for season 14 so it looked like I was right.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“George Lucas’ museum confuses illustration for art” Oh wow. Wall Street Journal confuses diarrhea for journalism
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The difference between bad food and mediocre food is greater than the difference between mediocre food and good food. If you put it on a graph the lines between mediocre food to good food and good food to great food would fit in between the line of bad food to mediocre food with room to spare.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Also i like the facial expressions in ffx2 remastered. They seem better than the facial expressions in ffx remastered but then they mostly only had three characters to focus on. The other characters with the higher polygon faces are just cameos from ffx
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There are people who think they could take a chimp in a fight, and i'm sure there are a couple people who would stand a chance, but definitely not that guy who says he could take a chimp in a fight. Chimps go to moves are ripping off faces and genitals. Your mma training will not save you from that.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm fine sitting with my thoughts for 15 minutes, I do it for longer all the time, but if you present me with a button you tell me will shock me if I press it you can bet imma press that button. I want to see how bad it is. It's curiosity, not boredom, that would make me press the button.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I learned that japanese firefighting rewards was made from layered cotton that was soaked in water in the edo and meiji eras and thought "that must have been heavy as hell" then I remembered that modern firefighting gear is also heavy as hell. Takes a lot to not get burned alive in a fire i guess.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lady saying thank the maker in mass effect was isekaid from the dragon age universe. Krogan whose head was mounted on a wall was isekaid from mass effect universe. Lady did well in mass effect universe but the krogan did poorly in dragon age universe
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
Nichole Hiltz
The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Before the kyoshi novels i just assumed that people with immense spiritual power lived longer in atla so I assumed kyoshi was just very powerful spiritually maybe because kuruk died so young that maybe it fed into her life. I also thought that was why bumi got so old but remained so strong
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't think i'd ever step through the door in the good place. Doing the same shit everyday for all eternity seems fine to me. I'd be the last human in existence. The immortal beings in charge of the afterlife would get sick of me.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trans people are not the cause of any of your problems, and only assheads want you to believe they are.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Wonder how the people of zanarkand would feel if they knew they were just dreams? Personally i'd be fine with it.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I beat penance for the forst time ever. Did it via yojimbo because I got a few minutes in and was like "I feel like i've seen enough let's see if yojimbo cooperates." And he did. It just felt like it'd be a slog and I slogged enough on this playthrough.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Missed his connecting flight so he just decided to settle down in whatever city he landed in. Probably Minneapolis. Idk he wasnt paying attention. He also forgot to inform his friends and family of this and they desperately searched for him for years until he remembered to show up for Thanksgiving.
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some jerk @zakbirdname.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hate the dark yojimbo fight. Mostly because it's five fights and you can miss one and you jave to start over if you do. Also he dodges almost every physical attack because his evasion too high. So i just waste time double casting ultima. Which still doesnt do as much as one physical attack.
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