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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Reject modernity (chat gpt) embrace tradition (magic 8 ball)

Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

could never be a teacher because if I thought the way you chewed was loud and annoying I would put you on a list of kids who aren’t allowed to eat in class. Normal chewers can eat tho

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Just heard a lady describe her lemon ginger mocktail as “strong”. So me

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

caught up on emails. should I fix all of the city’s potholes while I’m on a roll

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Uber driver put Gaga on because he could smell my stress sweat

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’m about to set up a night camera to document the way my cat has sat ON MY CLAVICLE YELLING every morning at 5:55 a.m. ever since I switched her to a gravy based food….just greedy

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Almost skeeted something about bagels but then I saw that the last time I skeeted was 2 days ago and it was also about bagels smh

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

unpopular opinion: bagel w butter > bagel w cream cheese. let the bagel have her moment. Allow her to really sing. A lot of yall are scared to see her at her full potential that’s why you keep holding her back

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

marked safe from blowing my nose w/ a fresh piercing

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

just need to show u the perf color/texture match I did on these extensions 🙂‍↕️

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

a youth just stopped me on the street and said “I recognize you! You’re in a polycule”

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I know I tweet something like this every month… But if I were to write out a chronological play-by-play of what happens to me over the course of my period it could literally serve as a pitch deck for a horror movie

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

it’s my birthday not to be dramatic sorry to bother anyone

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I genuinely love kids and have no issue sharing physical proximity to children so please don’t take this as one of *those* tweets…. But parents who refuse to pay to choose plane seats and then pester everyone around them to swap so they can sit with their kid…… you will be drawn and quartered soon

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

straight guy barista just made me the actual worst latte I’ve ever had…. It drips with hatred

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

My uber driver is trying so hard to whistle along to every song when he so clearly cannot whistle ….. practice makes perfect I guess

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

wow I just got the absolute best hair color I’ve ever had :)

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misty @mrmistress.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

front fucking row for zadrahka tonic like it’s sooo serious

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Do not ever correct me on here. I'm not wrong, and if I am then it's because it's fun for me

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

didn’t even know today was the 4th of July that’s how much idgaf

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I don’t like blueberries because they lack depth in a way that feels inauthentic to me. You’re just sweet? No bite, no teeth, no tartness, no emotion? Not buying it sorry

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I think love island is a mind control operation akin to mk ultra and im literally only like 12% joking

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

watching the substance saying “how it feels to be me” “how they treat me” every 30 seconds

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I’m at the age where I love me a good kaftan

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

People act so offended by my loud abrasive sneezing. What should I do hold it in and shit myself and pop one of my eyes out and have an aneurysm for your comfort

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

the feeling of the first bike ride/car ride w the windows down with freshly parted braids or twists….. never kys

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

just asked a man to please move his bag off the seat so I could sit down on a crowded bus full of white people and now they’re all looking at me like I’m g*d lowkey….Manners mogging

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I have no pride bookings so I’m straight now

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

got off work early so I’m camped outside cozy corner waiting for them to open. I am not embarrassed though

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Same bus driver picked me up twice in one day and said “and here I was beside myself thinking I’d never get the chance to see you again”

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

the crazy thing about truly locking in is that the more locked in u become the more u feel the need to lock in still further

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

sadly I’ve been laughing at this for 4 days :(

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I know this may make me sound batshit crazy but I didn’t understand what “lucid dreaming” was for the longest time because my entire life, for as long as I can remember, ALL my dreams have been lucid lol

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The way my cat acts so personally offended when I sneeze like it’s not entirely her fault

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

reminiscing on the days before I was a stripper when getting my nails and hair done and my teeth whitened was like…… something fun to do

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

you have never met a bitch more anemic than me

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

few things more intimate than me inhaling a bag of hot fries on a completely empty train car after a dance class that kicked my ass

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

just saw undertone, easily the worst movie I’ve spent money on in the last 5 years

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Zahradka Tonic @zahradkatonic.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Customer came to see me last night and said “I had to come back to see if you were as hilarious as I remember or if I was just drunk” (I was as hilarious as he remembered)

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