Me, getting home after a 30 hour smash and grab: I'm exhausted, I can't wait to chill on the couch the rest of the day.
Arlo: OMG WELCOME HOME! I HAVE SO MUCH TO YELL YOU! MOM AND I HAD A SLUMBER PARTY IN YOUR BED! LETS GO FOR A WALK! YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ONE YESTERDAY, SO WE GO EXTRA TODAY?