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Zaftig Pink

@zaftigpink.bsky.social
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Cartoonist with a naturist bent. Life is absurd, why not be naked for it? Follow me: zaftigpink.substack.com www.planetnude.co/t/nudie-cutie-com… Buy stuff: sweetteaswamp.redbubble.com

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We're getting in to spooky season, so get this design on a variety of objects which may or may not be appropriate for Halloween use in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1845...
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're going to stand out in the garden all day, you might as well enjoy it. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1845...
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The link if you want to add it to your collection - ebay.io/m/bWcW7N
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This postcard is for sale on eBay, and I'm genuinely intrigued about how it is clearly two different images that have been stitched together. Swipes were pretty common with postcards and travel decals, but here it genuinely looks like the publisher just took an X-Acto to it.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remember back in the 80s when giant squid monsters ravaged the coast of Florida? Who would have thought we'd look back on then as the good old days. Get this totally radical new design in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1836...
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sorry to hear that. But a trip to Dollywood might be just the thing for you. bioengineer.org/old-fashione...
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Old fashioned roller coasters can help patients pass kidney stones
A Michigan State University urologist has discovered that riding a roller coaster helps patients pass kidney stones with nearly a 70 percent success rate. Credit: WikimediaDavid Wartinger, a
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Don't get steamy until you've bought a sticker. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1833...
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Looking for the perfect give for the nudist paleoanthropologist in your life? How about a hat with this extremely niche design on it? Those guys always want another hat. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1832... #paleoanthropology
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the “before” photo.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Enjoy the natural bounty of Florida by eating oranges and walking around naked. If you can't make it to Florida, you can buy a T-Shirt and deceive people into thinking you've been to Florida. It'll be more convincing if you're also eating an orange. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1826...
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Let's get together and enjoy hot dogs, beer, and social nudity! And invite everyone to join us by displaying this keen design available on one of the many products in my online store! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1825...
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Put down the screen you're looking at this on, get naked, and get outside. Then come back and pick up that screen to order a sticker from my online store, but just that. Then get naked again. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1823...
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It's summer, it's camping season, the perfect time to get out and go natural. And then slap a sticker on your Subaru from my online store to prove to everyone driving behind you that you did. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1822...
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Enjoy the wonders of nature in South Dakota.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So I've hit a few unusually high speed bumps lately, hope to be back to Substack soon. Meanwhile, there's a few new designs in my online store. www.redbubble.com/people/sweet...
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Learn some of the fascinating things that have happened in and around hot tubs! New strip up now! This one is so exciting I'll even use a hashtag! #hottubbing Now I feel dirty! #Ihatehashtags
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Great Moments in Hot Tub History
Part One
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Dip into a little humor and soak up the laughter this morning.
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Rub A Dub Dub
This one has a joke about a tub.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A remembrance of the late Desmond Morris, whose work forever changed the way we see our bodies, topped off with a little Paleolithic humor. Now up over on Substack. Why not subscribe while you're there?
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The Hunt for Red Ochre
And, RIP Desmond Morris
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It‘s been a week. New(ish) post up On Substack.
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When It Rains...
Sometimes something unexpected falls from the sky
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If you'd like to get a specially selected sticker pack in the mail from me, just become a paid subscriber, and in no time at all it'll be witting in your mailbox right beside your water bill and a flyer from a discount mattress place. So read today's strip and click that button!
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Male Cale
Or, D.O.A., R.F.D.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
The weather is warming up, time to hit the beach. New strip up today.
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Season Opener
This one is funny because it's true.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Public service announcement - apparently they've changed the formula for Reed's Ginger Chews and they are absolutely disgusting now. No kick, and the texture is just slimy.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just heard on the radio a piece announced as being conducted by “The late Michael Tilson-Thomas” for the first time. That’s going to take some time to get used to.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My father knew Lee Marvin casually - they used to hang out in the same bar - although Marvin was usually already passed out by the time my father got there.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It’s a classic from Lerner & Loewe, I just think the general consensus is that casting Lee Marvin in a major singing role was a bold choice.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I think you’re the first person I’ve ever heard defend Lee Marvin’s singing.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Happy Protestant Star Wars Day.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
New strip up over on Substack. I'm going to be off next week to take care of some urgent home repairs, so this will be your last mild chuckle until the 14th. And speaking of urgent home repairs, now would be a really, really good time to become a paid subscriber.
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Don't Come A-Knocking
Or, It's Like Learning To Ride A Bicycle
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Very sad to learn that Nicole Hollander has passed away. One of the most innovative comic strip artist to ever hold a pen.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Happy World Naked Gardening Day.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I had no idea @planetnude.co was going to run this article when I ran today’s strip. If we’re forming a gestalt consciousness, I want more money.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
When I was a kid, we didn't have all these fancy toys. All I had to play with was a sharp, pointed stick. But that stick made me the one-eyed man I am today.
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Live A Little
A little injury never hurt anybody
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Be sure to get dinner at the Mountain Magnolia while you’re in town.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A little humor that may or may not be in your zone.
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Plants Not Pants
World Naked Gardening Day is Coming Soon
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Planet Nude @planetnude.co · 22/04/2026
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Nudie Cutie Comics
"Don’t Fence Me In"
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
CVS has a new AI assistant to answer calls and it hangs up on you in a way that’s almost human.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
In heaven you'll never hear the words "like and subscribe" again.
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Heaven Is A Place On Earth
With Ample Parking
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Remember this scene inThe Wicker Man? Howie: But they are naked! Lord Summerisle: Naturally, it’s much too dangerous to jump through fire with your clothes on!
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Science fiction and nudism have always gone hand in cold, robotic hand. Explore some of the great moments of nude science fiction. And if you enjoy doing the implausible, why not subscribe while you’re there?
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Great Nude Moments in Science Fiction
I Have No Clothes, Yet I Must Sunscreen
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Everything's coming up folk music. New strip up now.
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They Don't Tell You Tom Dooley Had Syphilis
Or,. Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This month’s @planetnude.co Sticker Club is a little puzzling…
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Support your local mayonnaise, people.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It sounds frivolous, but I know that I am going to my grave without ever tasting another Clark Bar, and I don't want future generations to have to experience that. Recognizing that food is culture means recognizing that in an industrialized society, those products are our foodways.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
All of these are beloved - and yes, important - parts of the culture. But there are no mechanisms to preserve their continued manufacture, and not even any real consideration of their cultural importance.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Just to rant for a moment, there's a real threat from globalization to foods that are both local and industrially produced. What would Detroit be without Faygo? Pennsylvania without Tastykakes? North Carolina without Cheerwine? Would the moon still rise over Chattanooga without Moon Pies?
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
If anybody in the UK wants to send me some of the last Gentlemen's Relish we could be friends for life. Farewell, Patum Peperium. You will be missed.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
In the modern version of Plato’s allegory of the cave, we seem to be just wondering if we can get the shadow puppets to have little shadow puppets of their own.
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Mighty Computrex
Because I guess we're really doing the robot overlords thing.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I promise I wasn't thinking about some guy I knew in college when I was drawing this, Gary. www.planetnude.co/p/nudie-cuti...
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Nudie Cutie Comics
"Sock It To Me"
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Get old. You reach a point where you have so many regrets one more doesn't seem to make a difference.
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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Today would be an interesting day to read up on the story of the Lydian king Croesus and his consulting the Oracle at Delphi if you're not already familiar with the tale.
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