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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This postcard is for sale on eBay, and I'm genuinely intrigued about how it is clearly two different images that have been stitched together. Swipes were pretty common with postcards and travel decals, but here it genuinely looks like the publisher just took an X-Acto to it.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Remember back in the 80s when giant squid monsters ravaged the coast of Florida? Who would have thought we'd look back on then as the good old days. Get this totally radical new design in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1836...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Don't get steamy until you've bought a sticker. New design available in my online store. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1833...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Looking for the perfect give for the nudist paleoanthropologist in your life? How about a hat with this extremely niche design on it? Those guys always want another hat. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1832... #paleoanthropology

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Enjoy the natural bounty of Florida by eating oranges and walking around naked. If you can't make it to Florida, you can buy a T-Shirt and deceive people into thinking you've been to Florida. It'll be more convincing if you're also eating an orange. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1826...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Let's get together and enjoy hot dogs, beer, and social nudity! And invite everyone to join us by displaying this keen design available on one of the many products in my online store! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1825...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Put down the screen you're looking at this on, get naked, and get outside. Then come back and pick up that screen to order a sticker from my online store, but just that. Then get naked again. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1823...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It's summer, it's camping season, the perfect time to get out and go natural. And then slap a sticker on your Subaru from my online store to prove to everyone driving behind you that you did. www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1822...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Enjoy the wonders of nature in South Dakota.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

So I've hit a few unusually high speed bumps lately, hope to be back to Substack soon. Meanwhile, there's a few new designs in my online store. www.redbubble.com/people/sweet...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Learn some of the fascinating things that have happened in and around hot tubs! New strip up now! This one is so exciting I'll even use a hashtag! #hottubbing Now I feel dirty! #Ihatehashtags

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Great Moments in Hot Tub History

Part One

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

A remembrance of the late Desmond Morris, whose work forever changed the way we see our bodies, topped off with a little Paleolithic humor. Now up over on Substack. Why not subscribe while you're there?

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The Hunt for Red Ochre

And, RIP Desmond Morris

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

If you'd like to get a specially selected sticker pack in the mail from me, just become a paid subscriber, and in no time at all it'll be witting in your mailbox right beside your water bill and a flyer from a discount mattress place. So read today's strip and click that button!

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Male Cale

Or, D.O.A., R.F.D.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Public service announcement - apparently they've changed the formula for Reed's Ginger Chews and they are absolutely disgusting now. No kick, and the texture is just slimy.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Just heard on the radio a piece announced as being conducted by “The late Michael Tilson-Thomas” for the first time. That’s going to take some time to get used to.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

New strip up over on Substack. I'm going to be off next week to take care of some urgent home repairs, so this will be your last mild chuckle until the 14th. And speaking of urgent home repairs, now would be a really, really good time to become a paid subscriber.

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Don't Come A-Knocking

Or, It's Like Learning To Ride A Bicycle

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Very sad to learn that Nicole Hollander has passed away. One of the most innovative comic strip artist to ever hold a pen.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I had no idea @planetnude.co was going to run this article when I ran today’s strip. If we’re forming a gestalt consciousness, I want more money.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

When I was a kid, we didn't have all these fancy toys. All I had to play with was a sharp, pointed stick. But that stick made me the one-eyed man I am today.

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Live A Little

A little injury never hurt anybody

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Planet Nude @planetnude.co · 22/04/2026

Nudie Cutie Comics www.planetnude.co/p/nudie-cuti...

Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

CVS has a new AI assistant to answer calls and it hangs up on you in a way that’s almost human.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Science fiction and nudism have always gone hand in cold, robotic hand. Explore some of the great moments of nude science fiction. And if you enjoy doing the implausible, why not subscribe while you’re there?

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Great Nude Moments in Science Fiction

I Have No Clothes, Yet I Must Sunscreen

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

This month’s @planetnude.co Sticker Club is a little puzzling…

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

If anybody in the UK wants to send me some of the last Gentlemen's Relish we could be friends for life. Farewell, Patum Peperium. You will be missed.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

In the modern version of Plato’s allegory of the cave, we seem to be just wondering if we can get the shadow puppets to have little shadow puppets of their own.

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Mighty Computrex

Because I guess we're really doing the robot overlords thing.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I promise I wasn't thinking about some guy I knew in college when I was drawing this, Gary. www.planetnude.co/p/nudie-cuti...

Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Today would be an interesting day to read up on the story of the Lydian king Croesus and his consulting the Oracle at Delphi if you're not already familiar with the tale.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Nature is truly amazing. Just think how pandas are antisocial, barely mobile, incredibly poor at romance, subsisting on a diet they can barely digest - and that they did all of that without ever having invented the internet.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I wonder if shouting "Simon says be sane!" at the world would work.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Rabbits are one of the few mammals that both lay eggs and produce a powerful hallucinogenic venom.

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Down The Bunny Trail

Or, Paschal Slammed

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Big sale up over at Redbubble if you're in the mood for some swag. Up to 40% off on some stuff. That's one more than 39! www.redbubble.com/people/sweet...

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

For some reason I’ve been seeing a lot of ads for treating “Low T,” so I looked it up and apparently the cure is a savory late afternoon meal traditionally served in the United Kingdom.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

April Fool's Day is an annual event where people post fake stories online that are slightly more plausible than the actual news.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Get out there and enjoy these first warm days under the yellow skies. After you read this.

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Spring Is Here, Spring Is Here

Or, Nature is Weird

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Planet Nude @planetnude.co · 27/03/2026

We love independent culture until it’s time to pay the people making it.

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Funding the work behind Planet Nude

Supporting writers and artists through the March raffle

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Thinking that a working definition of the difference between nudism and naturism might be that nudism regards access to social nudity in private spaces, naturism access to social nudity in public spaces.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

I guess one upshot to a Paramount buyout of Warner Brothers is that it will clear the rights for that Godzilla vs Human Centipede movie we've all been wishing for.

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Who doesn’t love a little sponge diving humor on a Thursday morning? Also, could there be historically accurate nudist re-enacting? So much happening in this week’s paid subscriber post.

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To See the Sea is to be the Sea

Also, Nudepunk!

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Zaftig Pink @zaftigpink.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

On a clear night, you can see the light shining from a billion billion stars. On your phone, you can see this comic strip.

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When I Heard the Learn’d Astronomer

Or, Stardusting

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