Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I hate to break it to you, but you are sooooo far from the first. 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Have them debut with Swerve and challenge for the trios title at All In 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026They're just waiting for Creed to do a relaunch 120
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Also another woman doing a spot-on impression of Trump. 030
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026The lone fry desperately clinging for relevance at the bottom of a BK onion rings. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026So this is what Daniel Radcliffe is up to in his spare time? 060
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I wish her whatever makes her happy, but I think she would be better off spreading her wings and going elsewhere. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026The problem is most legislators saw a parfait with a beautiful whipped cream on top protecting kids, and not looking to see all the other layers are rocks, sticks, and manure. taking away 2181
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025In the next 5 years all "mainstream media" will basically be Fox News if Fox News were the centrist pov. 020
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Yeah, I keep fighting for trans rights. But one day It'll be worth it. 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 27/06/2025You don't want to be here. There's not enough vitriol that will be thrown at you. You'll just end up feeling weird and unsettled. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Pandora curated a Playlist just for me. It's all girl power anthems. I'm starting to think AI is now inside my subconscious. 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I have a hard time reading the news. It literally hurts my heart. 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 24/04/2025media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man with the words go on keep it movin nextALT: a black and white photo of a man with the words go on keep it movin next 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 16/04/2025media.tenor.comtwo cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying "Alt: two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying " 020
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025I was going to write a list of everyone we're supposed to fear. But I thought it would be easier to list all those we're not: 1. Cis white men. 2. 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025These people don't seem to understand that "god's plan" also works when she sends you to burn in hell. 030
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025You were out of my league. And I was 20,000 underneath the sea. 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025So his plan was to turn the entire world against us, throw his own country into economical turmoil, then say; that was so much fun, let's do it again in 90 days... 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Dear ICE I know that you're looking for antisemitic people to send to the beautiful prison camps in El Salvador. May I direct your attention to a Majorie Taylor Green who says Jews have a, and I quote "Jewish Space Laser!". 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Soon none of us will be able to visit our Canadian girlfriends. 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Showed my children Cory Booker making history. They could have literally cared less. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Just remember when you're feeling down: When I'm out walking I strut my stuff And I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out. So, you've got that going for you. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Taking my daughter to a Transgender Day of Visibility speech tonight. I'm here to support her in every way I can, but I swear if this goes on for more than hour, because I don't want to listen to anyone for longer than an hour. 30 minutes would be preferable. #TransDayofVisibilty 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Which is why literally we got our daughter her passport the day that thing was elected. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025It's fun to live in a country that is going back in time instead of all that boring forward stuff we'd been doing before. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025So, I'm guessing I'm no longer going to be able to visit my Canadian girlfriend... 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I stopped playing bingo years ago. Ain't any of this s*** gonna show up on a normal card. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025They're morons who are also evil, which definitely make this the darkest timeline. Waiting for them all to start wearing felt goatees when they show up for their hearings. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Really trying hard to narrow down the 10 sexiest pokemon. Wish there was somewhere I could discuss it with like-minded trainers. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree? 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025My daughter went to the school nurse complaining about a sore foot. The nurse told her that she needs orthopedic sole inserts. Tomorrow, she'll be fine and will come back home with more expensive medical devices to buy. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I haven't yet bought or am planning to purchase a Tesla. I'll be on the lam dodging Johnny Law"s hot pursuit for my illegal activities. Tell Elon, "I'm sorry, I didn't know." 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025The only reason Chuck voted yes was so he could still get a check. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025"We can't say 'Enola Gay' because we're 12 years old and gay is stoopid!" 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025On the bright side; we're not a fully fascist country... for the next few days at least. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025As the father of a trans child, I worry myself to sleep every night. My child worries herself to sleep every night. I keep telling her that she has nothing to worry about as her parents will defend her with their own lives. I'm worried that will come true. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025American People "What are you doing to combat the rise of fascism in our government?" Democratic Congresspeople " We bought matching outfits!" 010
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025My wife keeps saying that we're going to move to another country. I keep telling her we should probably hurry up because soon no one will take us. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Whelp, at least we still have Russia and North Korea... Yay? 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Best song lyric? 'When I think about you, I touch myself. I honestly do. " Like, did you think the rest of this song was a lie? I can assure you dear listener it was not. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I tried to do the Blackout Friday, but I needed to buy tequila so that I can live under this administration. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025I am much too old to have Chappell Roan's Pink Pony Club stuck in my head for 3 straight days. 000
Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 31/01/2025You could bring a big crate of comics on a random cruise and distribute them to the rest of the passengers. Then hound them for the entire trip. They can't escape. 020
