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So his plan was to turn the entire world against us, throw his own country into economical turmoil, then say; that was so much fun, let's do it again in 90 days...

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Dear ICE I know that you're looking for antisemitic people to send to the beautiful prison camps in El Salvador. May I direct your attention to a Majorie Taylor Green who says Jews have a, and I quote "Jewish Space Laser!".

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Soon none of us will be able to visit our Canadian girlfriends.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Showed my children Cory Booker making history. They could have literally cared less.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Just remember when you're feeling down: When I'm out walking I strut my stuff And I'm so strung out I'm high as a kite I just might stop to check you out. So, you've got that going for you.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Taking my daughter to a Transgender Day of Visibility speech tonight. I'm here to support her in every way I can, but I swear if this goes on for more than hour, because I don't want to listen to anyone for longer than an hour. 30 minutes would be preferable. #TransDayofVisibilty

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

It's fun to live in a country that is going back in time instead of all that boring forward stuff we'd been doing before.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

So, I'm guessing I'm no longer going to be able to visit my Canadian girlfriend...

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

I stopped playing bingo years ago. Ain't any of this s*** gonna show up on a normal card.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

They're morons who are also evil, which definitely make this the darkest timeline. Waiting for them all to start wearing felt goatees when they show up for their hearings.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Really trying hard to narrow down the 10 sexiest pokemon. Wish there was somewhere I could discuss it with like-minded trainers.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to disagree?

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

My daughter went to the school nurse complaining about a sore foot. The nurse told her that she needs orthopedic sole inserts. Tomorrow, she'll be fine and will come back home with more expensive medical devices to buy.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I haven't yet bought or am planning to purchase a Tesla. I'll be on the lam dodging Johnny Law"s hot pursuit for my illegal activities. Tell Elon, "I'm sorry, I didn't know."

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

The only reason Chuck voted yes was so he could still get a check.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

"We can't say 'Enola Gay' because we're 12 years old and gay is stoopid!"

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Am I on the Wrestlemania card yet?

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

On the bright side; we're not a fully fascist country... for the next few days at least.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

As the father of a trans child, I worry myself to sleep every night. My child worries herself to sleep every night. I keep telling her that she has nothing to worry about as her parents will defend her with their own lives. I'm worried that will come true.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

American People "What are you doing to combat the rise of fascism in our government?" Democratic Congresspeople " We bought matching outfits!"

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

My wife keeps saying that we're going to move to another country. I keep telling her we should probably hurry up because soon no one will take us.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Whelp, at least we still have Russia and North Korea... Yay?

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Best song lyric? 'When I think about you, I touch myself. I honestly do. " Like, did you think the rest of this song was a lie? I can assure you dear listener it was not.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

I tried to do the Blackout Friday, but I needed to buy tequila so that I can live under this administration.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

I am much too old to have Chappell Roan's Pink Pony Club stuck in my head for 3 straight days.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

So, we have a king now? Cool, cool, cool.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Will Kendrick spend the entire halftime dissing on Drake? Because if that's the plan, I'm all in.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Haven't watched any news story involving the orange oligarch since Monday. So far my life has been pretty good.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I still don't understand what exactly tiktok is.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

John Legend 2004 "Maybe, baby. Puffy, Jay-Z. Would all be better for you." Everyone 2024 "Oh God no. That didn't age well. Please, for the love of all things holy, get away girl!"

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I didn't watch the Beyonce halftime show, but I did watch my wife watching the Beyonce halftime show. It seemed pretty good.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

It feels like negative 4 degrees. I blame Obama.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

I've been in a sad funk lately. I'm thinking I shouldn't have taken this show. It's not doing me any favors.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I've never seen Titanic. It's my badge I wear for telling people I'm better than them.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

I don't think I'll ever understand young people. Or old people. Or people the same age as me.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

I'm enjoying all the skeeting that's all up all over this place.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

My dad "Are you all set for Christmas?" Me "We got a wreath. So basically, yeah."

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Despite the warning, I still to this day, trust a big butt and a smile.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I know it's not the best take, but sometimes when I hear of a celebrities death, I'll think; "Good for them. I didn't even know they were still alive. "

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I don't have a time machine, but I do own a movie screen. And that's ok because it rhymes.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Once again I did not have a white-boy summer. Trying hard this fall.

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Not that Zack @zackmurphy.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

My biggest life regret was never headlining Wrestlemania. I know who I blame.

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