Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026*world-famous detective Hercule Poirot visits my sleepy town for a long weekend* Me: Now is obviously the moment to carry out my intricately planned murder. The one I'm certain to be hanged for, if caught. 010
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Counterpoint: Bring me your fatties, your weirdos, your radicals yearning to breathe free. 1913579389
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I cannot applaud this choice enough. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...yahoo.comJD Vance Sees Eric Schmitt as ‘Trustworthy, Intelligent, Articulate’ Amid 2028 Vice President BuzzThe next presidential race is still years away, but the conversation about who could share a ticket with Vice President JD Vance is already underway. Missouri Senator Eric Schmitt has emerged as a lea... 101
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I think I just passed a women in Park Slope whose dog was named Espadrille? 000
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Anyone else knee-jerk think this was RFK Jr? 120
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA 227147362820
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I know it's banal to call people sheep, but this audience is almost literally bred for the slaughterhouse. They cannot fathom the machinery that encloses them, much less the end that awaits. How do we pull ourselves out of this? 020
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkDaniel Radosh @radosh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Republicans have spent the last year trying to defund Dolly Parton 7165572898
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkWill McKinley @willmckinley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026"It's given a lot of people permission to be themselves, to not dream it, be it, which is the motto of the movie, really. I would like to be remembered for that." Farewell to Tim Curry (1946-2026) #RIP 64120453685
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com 69135088680
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I know people can't live forever, but if anyone should have been the exception. 000
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I came up with a joke about Cassandra, but no one believes me. 191
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 12/07/2026One wonders if Graham thought he'd outlast Trump and be able to distance himself for posterity. Alas, he died as he lived, a soulless scarecrow hauled up as a short-term spectacle by the man. 010
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Isn't Eric Adams the US Ambassador to Albania now? Feels like there's a story there. 000
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I’m proud to be endorsed by Mayor Zohran Mamdani and I look forward to being a partner for him in Congress. Meanwhile, my opponent couldn’t bring himself to endorse Zohran as the Democratic nominee in the general election, even when the alternative was serial sexual harasser Andrew Cuomo. 161920242
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I do think crisps is a better word for chips, but must respectfully decline taking up chips in lieu of fries. 010
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Absolutely floored to discover this woman's name isn't really Philomena Cunk. 010
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 09/04/2026This whole thread is such a delight. When we elect principled progressives, good things can happen. 000
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkAlan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We can’t unring the bell of an American president threatening to do genocide 953945789
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/04/2026When the government agrees not to destroy all human life for no reason for at least two weeks 132462292
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Just reconvene without Johnson. Doing it after-the-fact will be too late. The stakes are too high for this to continue. 000
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkNewton Indivisible @newtonindivisible.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Call your congresspeople and senators and implore them to stop Trump NOW. Every single Republican will be complicit in a war crime if we don't force this. 202-224-3121 for Capital Switchboard #newtonindivisible #NoKings 75434
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkRonan Farrow @ronanfarrow.bsky.social · 06/04/2026The reporting on OpenAI and Sam Altman I've been working on for the past year and a half, for @newyorker.com, with Andrew Marantz: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...newyorker.comSam Altman May Control Our Future—Can He Be Trusted?New interviews and closely guarded documents shed light on the persistent doubts about the head of OpenAI. 1482614871
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkCeleste Pewter @celestepewter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Call scripts to come. I know all of us are very stages of freaked this morning, but focus on what you can do right now: calling your reps. Make sure they're hearing you. When you're done? Call five friends/family members/neighbors and get them to do the same. Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121 510974
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are. 269126813351
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I'm at a loss for what to do here. I've called my Rep. There should be articles of impeachment moving through the House at blistering speed, but instead our politicians are bloviating on TV. We're an evil empire ruled by a mad king. 000
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkSwapna Krishna @swapnakrishna.com · 07/04/2026Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome. 4862421550
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Briefly used the internet without an ad blocker today, and it was very "Damn b**** you live like this?" 020
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Lmao, a cloud of flower petals just flew past my window like I'm in the opening cutscene of a JRPG. I love this season so much. 010
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Omg, quail eggs are almost too cute to eat. What do people actually do with these things, besides have adorable little Redwall breakfasts? 020
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Very saddened to realize that one my types is "Swedish scientist in a remote Antarctic outpost who's about to be consumed by the mysterious lifeform his team discovered." 000
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Just saw the extremely fun Project Hail Mary, and my only complaint is living outside the fantasy of well-meaning nerds tackling a global crisis, instead of the worst people on the planet making it worse. 020
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I love how in every season of Bridgerton, the characters finally remember during the last episode that they're reasonable people who care deeply about each other. 😂♥️ 010
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Technically her name is Zoey, but M'lady will suffice. 040
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkSaikat Chakrabarti @saikatc.bsky.social · 13/10/2025If you are an American citizen, you should be very concerned about what ICE is doing. 45017
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words. The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away. 9680293215
Reposted by Zack Loran ClarkSaikat Chakrabarti @saikatc.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Politicians completely underestimate the extent to which the corrupting influence of big money in politics matters to voters. If Democrats swore off big money and ran hard on anti-corruption, they could actually start winning in deep red states. 5477
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Oh my goodness, A Nice Indian Boy. Just an absolute balm of a film. 010
Zack Loran Clark @zackloranclark.bsky.social · 15/09/2025I realize this is probably unhinged behavior, but I've started buying jarred anchovies as a delicious snack. 170
