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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 18h

Now THIS movie, Night of the Hunter, I argue IS a Spooktober #horror essential. Or horror/noir at least. It’s like a Grimms fairytale come to life with Robert Mitchum as the Big Bad Wolf. #watchingtonight

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 18h

Yes, I have a 200 favorite #movies list. And I would like to watch them all from 200 to 1 with YOU. Like the Roman emperors of old I shall let you all fight it out amongst yourselves to determine which “you” I mean. #filmsky #movienerd #humor

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 19h

#Watchingtonight: One Hour Photo. Maybe not #horror per se but a great thriller with a terrifying but sympathetic performance by the great #RobinWilliams. It still has worked its way into my #Spooktober #movie rotation. #filmsky

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Robin Williams' Farewell in One Hour Photo

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Men, the next time you feel the need to play the “well, actually” game with a rape/sexual assault survivor, questioning his/her actions, intoxication level, clothing etc. might I suggest a hearty helping of cream of shut the fuck up? It’s yummy and nutritious. #feminism #CornellSeven

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am not Jane Doe. But I will stand by all the Jane Does who are too scared to come forth until the fucking end of the world. Their name calling is meaningless. Their cries of “but false allegations”? Behold my giveafuck tree, men, and note it doth not bear fruit. #IamJaneDoe #feminism #Cornell7

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

#watchingtonight: Evil Dead 2013 and Evil Dead Rise. I’m trying to take my mind off of the state of the world because it suddenly feels like too much but I can’t help but think…even the fucking deadites wouldn’t go near the #Cornell rapists. #feminism #horror #movies

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Evil Dead Rise: Ellie's Demonic Smile

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I feel emotionally exhausted. I know there are bots and fake profiles GALORE on #Facebook. But the ones who are real…men who are parents/siblings of or friends with women …who cheer on or brush off the behavior of the #CornellSeven? We live in a sick society and it gets me down. #feminism

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Part of me…a very small part…is always going to take a bit of delight at the tears of men who swear in the light of things like the #Cornell7 shit that men are being unfairly generalized. The rest of me says “SAY #NOTALLMEN AGAIN!!!! I DARE YOU!!!! I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!” #feminism

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A day of auditions (because #voiceactor life, amirite?) and now it’s time to get back to what spooky #movie season is all about. #watchingtonight #Horrormovie season is about to get…

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Ash Evil Dead: Chainsaw and Shotgun

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Raging men: “what am I supposed to do? Risk losing my friends by calling out their shitty misogynistic behavior?” Me: weeeeeeeell, time to get out every megaphone in the world again. *gets out every megaphone in the world* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! #feminism #CornellUniversity #humor

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Grab ‘em by the pu$$y is just locker room talk.” No it is not. Shut the fuck up. “BUT BILL CLINTON.” Not an excuse. Shut the fuck up. “BUT FALSE ALLEGATIONS…” Are extremely rare. Shut the fuck up. #Notallmen need to shut the fuck up. But men who talk like need to shut the fuck up. #feminism

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Some #horrormovies you can watch in the light. 2001s the Others, a must in the haunted house genre and another place on my 200 favorite #movies, demands you turn off all the lights. “Are you mad? I AM your daughter!” Goddamn, that’s almost as creepy as Harvey Weinstein. #watchingtonight #movies

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The Others

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Apparently in light of the #LindsayClancy shit and the #CornellUniversity shit, more men are going on a sex strike until women “submit to the patriarchy.” Yeeeeeeah, call me a pretty handsome nut but somehow I don’t see this going the way they see it going. #feminism #humor

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know it would not be wise to inject the garlic naan from Royal Masala into my veins…and yet I still want to. And the papadam. And the shrimp korma. Seriously, those who fear multiculturalism have no idea what they’re missing out on. #foodsky

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’m really getting into the spirit of things tonight. El Orfanato would not only go on my favorite haunted house #movies but it’s on my 200 favorite movies of all time. Brilliantly told and filmed, it balances its scares with a loving bond between a mother and her adopted son. #watchingtonight

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Goosebumps had Adam West. That’s why, between this and Are You Afraid of the Dark, Goosebumps wins. You just can’t compete with #Batman. #watchingtonight

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Adam West: Retro Batman's Thoughtful Gesture

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

#watchingtonight: Freddy vs. Jason. Hey! This kicks off with an obnoxious douche dumpster frat boy getting killed. In light of certain events, thanks, J-man! I guess he didn’t…MAKE THE FOLD *insert Cryptkeeper laugh here.* I know he’d kill me but I’d risk it for a high five. #horror #movies

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah, the #CornellUniversity shit has got my fucking hackles up. You don’t get to pull the “boys will be boys” shit…or laugh at grab ‘em by the pu**y…or pay any serious heed to five minutes of the fucking manosphere…then wonder why more women don’t come forward. #feminism #notallmenbutalwaysaman

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

#watchingtonight: this is such a treat seeing Heather Langenkamp (returning after a nasty stalker incident) and Robert Englund as themselves as well as Freddy. But, really, this #movie is SMART. It does meta unlike even Wes Cravens Scream (where I never made it past II.) #horror #filmsky

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Shawn Breezy Freddy Kruger

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I’m tired of hearing cries of “misandry” and “anti-white racism.” I’m tired of the whining when he doesn’t get his way. I’m tired of seeing people revel in cruelty then act shocked when no one cares to hear their tales of “victimhood” (“a history book hurt my feelings.”) Basically #fuckMAGA.

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Please debate me!”=“I DESPERATELY NEED VALIDATION!!!!!” #humor

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Between the #LindsayClancy shit and the shit going down at Cornell with the #Cornellseven, it seems every good ol’ boy from Assscratch, USA is up in arms saying “WE DON’T DEFEND THIS SHIT!” Don’t defend it? When you voted for grab em by the pu**y you fucking endorsed it. #feminism

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“I grab women by the pu**y.” “FREE PU**Y UPSTAIRS!!!” Welcome to #MAGAmoron land, where everyone is either a dumbass shit too fucking stupid to realize there’s a connection here or they’re too fucking rich to care. BUT LOOK!!!! A TRANS PERSON!!!!! #feminism #CornellUniversity

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No, I am NOT skipping Nightmare on Elm Street 5: Freddy’s Dead. ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SKIP MOVIES IN THE FRANCHISE. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!? Okay then. #watchingtonight #horror #movies

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One Does Not Simply Facepalm Meme

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Possibly unpopular #horrormovie opinion: Alice from Dream Warrior/Dream Child makes for a decent final girl. She’s no Nancy but those are some hard shoes to fill. She grows nicely as a character and makes for a good foil for the bastard son of 1,000 maniacs. #movies #horror #watchingtonight

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

#watchingtonight: going on with my Freddy binge. The Dream Master may not have been the strongest sequel as killing off the remainder of the Dream Warriors was a mistake (particularly Kincaid) but it gave us some decent Robert Englund time. #movies #horror #Spooktober

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Seven frat boys at #CornellUniversity drugged and raped a girl with the president covering it up and what do the #MAGAmorons protect women from? Ten trans athletes. This is a case of Protectile Dysfunction Syndrome if there ever was one. All talk but failure on delivery #feminism

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

#MAGAmorons in every discussion on #transwomen in sports. Oddly the real tears start coming when you start listing the REAL issues facing women and it ain’t fucking trans people. #humor

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

@calamityjane516.bsky.social Tom and Jerry would NEVER vote for this shit. No one who danced with Gene Kelly AND swam with Esther Williams could be that uncool.

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You know what shows like Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark did? They taught kids how to face their fears with a sense of humor without needless pandering. And I’m disappointed the Disney Goosebumps isn’t getting a third season. That was a legit good show. #horror #nostalgia

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Goosebumps: Based on Books by R.L. Stine

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

#watchingtonight: Dream Warriors. It doesn’t matter who you are. Ever since the days of Ray Harryhausen, stop motion skeletons are ALWAYS going to be fucking cool. ALWAYS. Have I mentioned how much I love spooky #movies? I don’t have a favorite genre but I do love me some spooky fun! #horror

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Ibtrav Art: Freddy Krueger TV Antenna

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

#watchingtonight: Are You Ready For Freddy? I love the Elm Street series, even the so-called “bad ones.” Heather Langenkamp kicked some serious ass. Naturally, all of hers were the best ones BUT..of all the ones she wasn’t in…part 2 is actually kind of my favorite #horror #movies #spookyseason

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Freddy Krueger's Scary Hello

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A #MAGAmoron comment I see quite often: “YOU SHOULDN’T GENERALIZE #MAGA SUPPORTERS!!!! IT’S WRONG TO GENERALIZE PEOPLE!!!! O, mine fellow traveler in Gozerly love, behold the fucking mirror in front of thee and sayeth that again. #hypocrites #humor #Ghostbusters

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Tryan Meme: Pointing at Mirror Reflection

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Creepshow is one of the most fun #horror #movies of all time. I doubt anyone who has seen its glory would ever dare debate that. My personal favorite would be the OG Evil Dead trilogy for THE most fun but it’s a close second. And it has the slowest moving Ed Harris in history. #watchingtonight

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Leslie Nielsen in Creepshow: Holding Breath

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Peter Cushings Victor Frankenstein is an asshole…but if you saw him at a cocktail party you’d want him to cross the room and say hello to you. (Even if he would go on to blow up Alderaan.) #horror #movies #filmsky

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It’s just not #spookyseason until Christopher Lee tries to kill Peter Cushing. Do you concur @calamityjane516.bsky.social #horror #movies

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It doesn’t matter how often it happens. Bringing up homophobia or transphobia and having some Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man on steroids pop up in the chat screaming “I’M NOT SCARED” will never in a million years not be fucking funny. If only we COULD get them laid. #Ghostbusters #LGBTally #fuckMAGA

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Apparently this is real. I’m just shocked he didn’t post himself with Captain Crunch, Sgt. Pepper, Private Dancer or Major Tom. #humor #MAGA

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#watchingtonight: Abbot and Costello Meet Jekyll and Hyde…but we all know the met the wrong Jekyll and Hyde. David Hasselhoff, the vibrato that never stops…no matter how much you beg it to. #humor #movies #filmsky

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#MattGaetz: yeah, yeah, the war in Iran is bad and illegal and unconstitutional and all but, uuuuuh… Trans people! Yeah. Yeah, that’ll distract these fucking idiots! #MAGA, real talk. You are…BREATHTAKINGLY stupid. In every sense of the word. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #humor

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Mel Brooks: You Know Morons

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

As a kid I rented the Abbot and Costello Meet…series and they taught me to laugh at things that would otherwise scare me. HOWEVER….Abbot and Costello do NOT meet Frankenstein. That was the name of the scientist. NOT the creature. HAVE I MADE MYSELF GOOD AND CLEAR?!? #watchingtonight #movies #horror

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Abbot And Costello: Scared Whistle

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

#felon47 bans media he doesn’t like and someone asks his dimfuck fanbase if it’s justified. Dude… We’re in an illegal, unconstitutional war to distract from the Epstein files. We have masked thugs violating due process. What the FUCK do these bozos know about justice? #fuckMAGA

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’ll have to hand it to the die hard #felon47 supporters: through TrumpTV they’ve managed to find a way to give him a blowjob the way Stormy never did. Even the #MAGAmoron men. Welcome to the rainbow mafia I guess 🤷‍♂️

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Once again I have to give kudos to #AreYouAfraidoftheDark for doing a respectable job with their monster. I love the 1922 Nosferatu for Max Schrecks eerie performance as Drac—er—“Count Orlock” and Albin Graus makeup. #horror #watchingtonight

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me: Are You Afraid of the Dark couldn’t POSSIBLY terrify me again. Also me: weeeeellp, time to set fire to my television set. #horror #humor #watchingtonight

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#watchingtonight: Dracula. The very first of the Universal talking #horror movie monsters. Even with the strings on bats and the obviously fake spider, this is the most effective of them. There’s a quiet, dreamlike nature to it that is downright unnerving. And of course Lugosi. #movies #filmsky

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Dracula 1931: Bela Lugosi Hypnotizes

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Zach the Soulstealer @zachthenarratorguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

#watchingtonight: Bride of Frankenstein. If we’re going for serious takes on Mary Shelleys immortal work, even with Branaugh and Del Toro on the table, Frankenstein and Bride are the best versions. I also love the Wishbone version. I’m sure @calamityjane516.bsky.social will say the same 😁 #horror

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Bride Of Frankenstein: Classic Horror Icon

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