Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 16/04/2025After months of pretending Spotify is down so I don’t have to play Un Poco Loco for my toddler, I’m finally getting a taste of my own medicine. 020
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Trump’s Iran deal looks like Obama’s. Trump’s China strategy looks like Obama’s. Starting to think this guy just likes putting his name on stuff… 020
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025The Natural History Museum had a great Ace Ventura 2 exhibit. 120
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Caught somewhere between ACAB and hoping a mild-mannered judge sorts out America’s problems 030
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 22/03/2025JESSE WATERS, WEARING A POUND OF MAKEUP OVER A REAL HOUSEWIFE AMOUNT OF BOTOX: Real men do NOT sip from straws! 010
Reposted by Zach BroussardAndy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman 612426
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Does Elon go to jail for all the teslas that caught fire on their own?? 010
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 07/01/2025We should get another set of teeth. Should go like this: 1. Baby teeth 2. Teeth for stretch where you drink Mountain Dew code red 3. Adult teeth 190
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024If I was Superman and had to look different as Clark Kent, I would wear glasses AND Insane Clown Posse face paint. 081
Reposted by Zach BroussardJill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 19/12/2024don’t worry sweetie! mommy, santa, and daddy are poly 016631
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Thinking about getting really into cryptids 010
Reposted by Zach BroussardAlice Wetterlund @alicewetterlund.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Babe wake up I'm on bsky now 4323
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Artificial intelligence is finally paying off!!!!! 010
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Opinions are like assholes. At a certain age a doctor should check yours out. If they find something weird, you go under the knife to remove it. 010
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 29/11/2024The #blackfriday deal of the century is here. The ebook of Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories is only $2.99 thru #cybermonday #booksky a.co/d/iC6YhmJ 010
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Barely laughed thinking about the turkey’s “cavity” and I’ve never felt older 000
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I really liked Gladiator 2 but I don’t understand how Glinda, or any of the other witches for that matter, fit into to universe 020
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Every year I get older and more busted but somehow maintain the same level of vanity. Something’s gotta give 010
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie. 131
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I would like to thank the copywriter at LL Bean who coined the term BeanFlex®️ 020
Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Um, so there WERE two wolves inside me, but now there are THREE. Never crossed my mind that wolves might be having sex… 020