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Zach Broussard

@zachbroussard.bsky.social
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My book, Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories, will make you scared of stories: a.co/d/3oa7xLE I pod about men who love cats @ PuzzyBoyz

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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
After months of pretending Spotify is down so I don’t have to play Un Poco Loco for my toddler, I’m finally getting a taste of my own medicine.
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Trump’s Iran deal looks like Obama’s. Trump’s China strategy looks like Obama’s. Starting to think this guy just likes putting his name on stuff…
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
In space, no one can hear Katy Perry sing.
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
The Natural History Museum had a great Ace Ventura 2 exhibit.
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Caught somewhere between ACAB and hoping a mild-mannered judge sorts out America’s problems
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
JESSE WATERS, WEARING A POUND OF MAKEUP OVER A REAL HOUSEWIFE AMOUNT OF BOTOX: Real men do NOT sip from straws!
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Andy Kimy @andykimy.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
RIP, George Foreman. he is survived by his children: George Foreman, George Foreman, George Foreman, Georgia Foreman, and George Foreman
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Does Elon go to jail for all the teslas that caught fire on their own??
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
We should get another set of teeth. Should go like this: 1. Baby teeth 2. Teeth for stretch where you drink Mountain Dew code red 3. Adult teeth
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
If I was Superman and had to look different as Clark Kent, I would wear glasses AND Insane Clown Posse face paint.
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
don’t worry sweetie! mommy, santa, and daddy are poly
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Thinking about getting really into cryptids
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Alice Wetterlund @alicewetterlund.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Babe wake up I'm on bsky now
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Artificial intelligence is finally paying off!!!!!
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Thinking about getting really into swords
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Opinions are like assholes. At a certain age a doctor should check yours out. If they find something weird, you go under the knife to remove it.
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The #blackfriday deal of the century is here. The ebook of Scary Stories to Make You Scared of Stories is only $2.99 thru #cybermonday #booksky a.co/d/iC6YhmJ
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Barely laughed thinking about the turkey’s “cavity” and I’ve never felt older
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I really liked Gladiator 2 but I don’t understand how Glinda, or any of the other witches for that matter, fit into to universe
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Every year I get older and more busted but somehow maintain the same level of vanity. Something’s gotta give
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I would like to thank the copywriter at LL Bean who coined the term BeanFlex®️
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Zach Broussard @zachbroussard.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Um, so there WERE two wolves inside me, but now there are THREE. Never crossed my mind that wolves might be having sex…
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