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@zaccarman04.bsky.social
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My two major hobbies are eating chicken wings and thinking I’m funnier than I am.

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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Kid Rock just sounds like a nickname for Epstein’s Island.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Honoring” a cartoonist’s death by posing yourself with a completely off-model AI generation of their life’s work is extremely funny.
Completely inaccurate AI depictions of Donald Trump and JD Vance stand alongside a completely off-model version of Dilbert.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@midimyers.com does this mean you already won one of your predictions? Is this the quickest prediction confirmation ever?
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
How does this mask literally look more normal and less like plastic than her actual face?
A ghoulish Halloween mask of the equally shortish Laura Loomer
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I guess they finally proved him wrong.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Damn, Charlie Kirk will do anything to avoid having a real debate, huh?
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
RFK Jr. is the only motherfucker I’ve ever known that has awake apnea.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This has to be fetish art.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I’m pretty sure there are only three species of birds on this planet whose ass I couldn’t whip.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
No, I have no issues with Jewish people who aren’t committing a genocide of mostly children or otherwise engage in settler colonialism. I am anti-fascist and anti-genocide, regardless of the ethnicity of the people engaging in those things.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Dude, I already told you I’m convinced you don’t know what any words mean. You don’t have to keep proving it.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Are you just trying to prove that you don’t know what words mean? Because I’m convinced.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Democrats are going to blow this so hard.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
No man is an island, but personally I am more comforted by the fact that no island is a man.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
How would you know when you don’t read books at all?
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I’m not a legend in anyone’s mind. I’m just a decent person that stands against indecency. You should try it sometime.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Right, Israel doesn’t SEEK to do genocide. They DO genocide. And the strikes on Oct. 7th in no way qualify as genocidal. Why do you blatantly ignore objective facts to defend a fascist government that’s actively and intentionally slaughtering innocent children every single day? Are you just shit?
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Bro we get it. You don’t read books.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
They came into power by being voted into power, and at the time were backed by the Israeli government.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
The world must be freed from capitalist imperialism.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Israel not only seeks to commit genocide, they’re currently actually doing it. Hamas was also elected, and were backed by Israel at the time.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Sorry, meant to respond to the original comment.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Freeing Israel from Zionists would eliminate the need for Hamas.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I’m a dick because I justifiably criticize a weak and pathetic political party that rolls over and shows their belly for literal fascists? Are you wrong for a living or something?
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Lol, “good” Dem is pretty hilarious. Honestly the fact that you are so desperate to classify me as a Democrat despite me telling you several times that I’m not, nor do I have any interest in being one, just proves how little you actually know.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Is Wiger Donald Ducking here?
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Considering that you mistake leftism for conservatism, is pretty safe to say that you are in no way left-wing. I’d imagine you’re somewhere in the center-right, which definitely puts you more in line with MAGA than me.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I assure you, you have more in common ideologically with MAGA than I do.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If you dip them in beef tallow they become a superfood.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I know more history than you.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
This is AI. Which was not around in 1966, if memory serves.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I’ve never had a twitter, and I go where I please.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Lol, when did the democrats give people Medicare? Because I’m still paying for my health insurance through my employer. The one time they had the opportunity to do so, they let the insurance companies write the bill themselves.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
How many fucking times do I have to tell you that I’m not a Democrat before it gets through your incredibly thick skull? Democrats are not left-wing. Even the most progressive of them are barely left of center. Read more books.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
When the 5% of “bad shit” is stuff like enabling a genocide of mostly children, the other 95% isn’t really worth much.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I believe I’ve pretty firmly established myself as left-wing. The problem is that you are too stupid to know the difference. Don’t blame me for your shortcomings.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I’ll stop shitting on democrats when they stop being so incredibly shitty. The ball’s in their court. Until then, I’ll continue dunking on them and shaming them for being shitty. See how that works?
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I’ve voted in every election since I turned 18, so you can fuck off with that stupid shit. And I don’t agree with Mamdani 100% on everything, but he’s still the best choice by far. I don’t hate AOC, but she’s certainly not making that easy currently. Be less stupid. Read more books.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Yeah, I’ve gotta bow out here. You’re far too detached from reality for me to continue to engage you in good faith and pretend you are a person to be taken seriously.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Yeah but we’ve already established that what you think doesn’t matter because of how stupid you are.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Holy fuck, this is like debating a bug. Read more books.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
You mean the party that continues to let innocent poor and disenfranchised people suffer? That’s some pretty insane logic you’ve got happening there.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Lol, I’m married and very active in my community. You’re not a bright fella.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Goddamn, you’re so close to getting it. You are so close to getting it but just too stupid to connect those final dots.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Sure I do. Just no right-wing ones.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Lol, democrats don’t support workers. They are just as in the pocket of capital as their supposed counterparts.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I don’t have any Republican friends, but if I did, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be telling me that Dems are endorsing a genocide when they are also endorsing said genocide. Be less stupid.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Nah, we’re just workers trying to fight for what’s ours.
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Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
There’s no need. You clearly wouldn’t have the guts to fight.
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