Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Kid Rock just sounds like a nickname for Epstein’s Island. 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 14/01/2026“Honoring” a cartoonist’s death by posing yourself with a completely off-model AI generation of their life’s work is extremely funny. 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 09/01/2026@midimyers.com does this mean you already won one of your predictions? Is this the quickest prediction confirmation ever? 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/09/2025How does this mask literally look more normal and less like plastic than her actual face? 020
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Damn, Charlie Kirk will do anything to avoid having a real debate, huh? 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 10/09/2025RFK Jr. is the only motherfucker I’ve ever known that has awake apnea. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 01/08/2025I’m pretty sure there are only three species of birds on this planet whose ass I couldn’t whip. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 26/06/2025No man is an island, but personally I am more comforted by the fact that no island is a man. 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Here you go, Democrats, I’ll give it to you for free. If you want to win now and for the next 100 years do the following: 1) establish universal healthcare. 2) forgive all student debt and make university free for all students. 3) stop paying enabling Israel’s ongoing genocide. 1/2 110
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/05/2025Protip to all you ice cream truck owners out there: maybe don’t use “Predator” brand generators to power your shit. 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I wish all former and current living presidents would follow Joe Biden’s shining example and also get cancer. 120
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 17/05/2025The thing about the bread and circus approach is that there should at least be some bread and circuses. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I just can’t keep up with the news. I’m still working my way through the olds. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Wow, a milquetoast centrist with no aspirations for actual progress running against literal fascists?! 110
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 09/05/2025The rallying cry of the soda supremacist? “Juice will not replace us.” 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 06/05/2025I bet RFK’s dick looks like something out of Lovecraft. 000
Reposted by Kid Presentablethe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people 4590163118
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The fact that JD Vance was one of the last people the pope saw before he died is kind of just proof that that there is no god. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 21/04/2025If I were the Pope, I’d also prefer to die before risking being exposed to JD Vance for a second time. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Based on the state of the world currently I find it hard to believe that going to Jupiter would actually make things more stupider. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 15/04/2025I hope Pizza Rat is doing okay. I wonder if he’s ever thinking about me at the same time that I’m thinking about him. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Just found out that ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START is also the code for making a person cum. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Holy fuck this is so cringe that I’M embarrassed and I had nothing to do with it. 110
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Got back from vacation today and disappointed that I can’t even take a week off without the entire U.S. economy crashing. 100
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Genuinely hilarious that this is who the fascists picked for their strongman this time. 140
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Hey, very cool of them to do this right when Louisville and this stretch of KY, IN, and OH is becoming the new tornado alley due to climate change. 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Republicans don’t care about being hypocrites. They are incapable of feeling shame. This approach of trying to use their own words against them will never work. 110
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Just a heads up, right-wingers do not have enough of a soul to ever feel disgrace or shame. 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I don’t live every day as if it was my last because it isn’t, and it’s never going to be. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 26/03/2025If only there was some way to reward people for doing the absolute bare minimum at their job.media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying that 's .Alt: Don Draper informs Peggy that the thanks she gets for doing her job is the money she gets paid. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This motherfucker looks like he’s trying really hard to make his eyes point in two different directions and he’s kinda doing it. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Brb, putting a “I bought this before Elon went crazy” bumper sticker on my dick. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Man, a lotta people are really pissed about a group chat, but not nearly pissed enough that we’re bombing the fuck out of Yemen. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Damn, The White Lotus making incest funny is a genuinely incredible feat. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Chicken wings are the dark meat of white meat. 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 22/03/2025For real. We’re in a several years long Golden Age of video games that shows now sign of stopping because it’s easier than ever to continue playing retro games while new incredible indie and AAA releases come out every month and you’re still being a little bitch about it. 110
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 20/03/2025If you start a new game of Final Fantasy V and you don’t rename the main character from Bartz to Fartz, can we even be friends? 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 14/03/2025@schumer.senate.gov why are you such a fucking wiener? 000
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 11/03/2025“Crocs coming to Fortnite so you can buy Jibbitz for your Peely” 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Why is this old ass man just now getting to books I read when I was 14? 010
Kid Presentable @zaccarman04.bsky.social · 05/03/2025If you’re takeaway from all the fallout of this past election is “Dems need a super centrist who will adopt Republican policies to court moderate Republican voters and win the election,” just go ahead and start voting Republican. That’s clearly what you actually want. 000
