lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 4hwhy am i getting ads for diet coke like babe, you don’t need to advertise to me im holding one IN MY HAND 070
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 9hjocktober and long run day all in one? bout to be in need of a thorough butt massage fyi 😇 2500
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 03/10/2026not horny, not lonely, just very touch starved… i just need someone to come over and give me a little attention then cuddle me to sleep then leave… why is that so hard!! 2120
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 02/10/2026jocktober this, locktober that… why are these mutually exclusive… 1150
Reposted by lucille bluth-esqueKream @savagegoodboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry but jocktober >>>> locktober 101769
Reposted by lucille bluth-esquelucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 26/10/2025✅ scrubs march the jock 5691
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 18/09/2026wild im halfway through my marathon training plan and im not any skinner this is NONSENSE 1120
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 14/09/2026gayest possible outfit out of texas teehee 3760
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 13/09/2026so like.. do people in texas just literally not read? the airport stores have like half of a shelf and it’s mostly sports romance like where am i?? 150
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 10/09/2026apple watch suggesting it’s time to stand midway through a 4 hour flight like shut up!!! 170
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 10/09/2026heading to austin tomorrow, anyone there wanna help me show off this outfit? 4560
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 21/08/2026phew this alaska gate agent making me wanna miss my flight 🫦 060
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 20/08/2026what is wrong with the world why is every person under 30 just watching videos in public, full volume.. what is wrong with pennsylvania…. 180
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 15/08/2026help why am i picking fights with friends in a messy mood 030
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 31/07/2026battery operated deadbolts with no physical key backup are a stupid idea !! 0200
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 31/07/2026def didn’t work, time for a locksmith to come drill m(y lock open)! 070
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 31/07/2026maintenance guy chatGPT-ing how to use the device to fix my broken lock i’m so cooked 050
Reposted by lucille bluth-esquelucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 02/07/2026happy 🐪 day 5722
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 24/07/2026feel like there should be able opportunity for it.. 0100
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 21/07/2026bought my flight to austin in september which texas bloomfs wanna kiss? 👀 031
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 21/07/2026well the reviews are in, tell your friends! 3321
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 20/07/2026had to pause stop! that! train! partway through to have gay sex am i doing it right 2330
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 11/07/2026who’s taking me on a costco date to get chicken tendies 😘 1120
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 07/07/2026week 2 of marathon training and i’m already becoming the insufferable 30-something who’s training for a marathon and i LOVE IT 1190
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 04/07/20264th of july, but now we know what i’m wearing underneath 🇺🇸 0230
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 02/07/2026walking home in the summer, freshly fucked, in a skirt is such a top tier vibe 3121
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 30/06/2026so amazon just sent me 2 cases of diet coke.. i at no point ever ordered any nor was i charged for it… is this gay reparations or something? 0110
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 20/06/2026going to a world cup watch party today and wearing the only america-themed piece of clothing i have… think ill fit in? 2431
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 17/06/2026damn these insta ads are getting tempting 050
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 17/06/2026insta thought i was naked here but i promise it was just a slutty speedo 1410
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 14/06/2026guy i’m dating had plans this evening so i’m going to a pre my friends are doing and turns out he’ll be there happy pride! 0170
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 07/06/2026was gonna make a short appearance at a friends bday party and woke up in someone else’s bed ooosie 1200
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 02/06/2026well i’ve been blonde for 1 day and i can now confidently say they *do* have more fun 1110
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 02/06/2026so warm out i don’t need a jacket walking to the g**ndr hookup happy pride month 0200
Reposted by lucille bluth-esqueSammy I Ammy @shutupsammy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026have a desperate need to play monkey in the middle, I’ll be the monkey. 031
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 23/05/2026some of yall in the nyt crossword today! (lovingly) 161
lucille bluth-esque @zaachary12.bsky.social · 18/05/2026got a scrape on my knee :( (from sucking a dick yesterday after work) 3230