SCP-9872 - oh my god. it happened. somebody wrote the Wonka blueberry gum as an SCP.
whether you think it fits the wiki or not, this is a funny tongue-in-cheek article. the author is definitely having fun with a kink-based SCP.
i think it'd work very well as a -J!
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9872
