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WhyzeRPG

@yzr0wl.bsky.social
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Hey there, I'm Alex the Whyzer Owl. Professional Teacher, former Professional Disc Golfer, Amateur DM, Crappy Crafter, and Goblin Enthusiast. Proud top .005% Limp Bizkit fan on Spotify 3x times.

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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I'm gonna paint some Imperium forces...you bet I'll theme 'em after the only badass loyalist legion... The 829th Chogorian Limitanei as Tempestus Aquilons! #warhammer #killteam #fortheemperor #forthekhan
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ya know, it seems like Drake Maye might actually not be that good at football.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As far as anyone else is concerned, you are forklift certified if no one asks to see your certification.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Kitbash? ❌ Gitbash? ✅ Red Gobbo 2025, some Ratlings bits, and some Bullgryn bits. The Commissar skull bit brings it all together! #40k #kitbash #gitbash #crappycrafting
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
FRENLY REMINDA
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Imagine having an ownership group and front office like the LA Dodgers. Must be nice being a major market storied franchise and care about winning above all else. Unreal.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Blood crisis for the second time in history. Go roll up your sleeve folks, please. Blood donations save lives.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Bron to Philly basically breaks down to "I was going to retire but the dumbass Celtics gave Jaylen Brown to the sixers for a bag of balls, so I'll go waltz to another ECF and take my chances." Generational L by the Celtics to trade Brown to philly. This is Ruthian levels of negligence.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Hello poorhammer, how you doin? #poorhammer #warhammer #40k #diy #wip
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My current Reddit account is 8 years old. That account announced one of the biggest contracts in pro disc golf history when I was working with DGPM. I've currently gotten my most upvoted contribution by making an offhanded comment on an Asmongold 40k shitpost on grimdank. What the actual fuck.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Adeptus Arbites and the Night Lords seem like a logical thing to smush together. Gonna be a fun paint job! #warhammer #40k #miniaturepainting
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Possessed are very fun. XVII is the best legion, yo. #40k #miniaturepainting #warhammer
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Too old for trampoline parks, and for spinny rides at faires.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think things are starting to come together for my mini painting. Doing better at avoiding the trim, and eyes that don't look horrible #40k #miniaturepainting #horusheresy
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Overall I'm just a much more relaxed person when I'm able to use my brain power to be creative vs running around like my lack of hair is on fire.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I follow a lot of Brits on this, so I see a lot of Keir Starmer posts, and I'm just curious why England can have all its people in power resign when they fucking suck but here in the States a certain sick bag can't do the same.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ok, real talk...Necromolds is the greatest gaming experience I think I've ever had. Simple brilliant.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Why is Greg Weissert allowed withing 500 feet of any pitchers mound?
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Oh fuck I'm gonna bear my words #killteam #40k #wordbearers #chaos
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Mainlined my first 40k kill team. Assembled 4/10 last night, started again at 1130am...got trim, armor and all transfers on. I'm bearing all the words, a back ache, and a hand cramp #miniatures #40k #killteam #wordbearers
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
John Sterling, famed radio voice of the Yankees, died today. I immediately went to place a bet on a Nick Castellanos any time home run. You know Sterling will be Eulogized across baseball today. And we all know what Nick Castellanos does in somber moments. He's not in the line up.
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Nick Castellanos Hitting Home Runs At Bad Times Compilation (Up to August 2021)
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Boston sports man. Gonna be a haaaaard few months of sports radio.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
BACK. TO. BOSTON
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Bonus hockey in a win or go home Be still, my heart
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
"It was a massive weight off the shoulders of manager Alex Cora, as his team showed up after the embarrassing loss on Friday night and made sure they weren't going to lose like that again." -Clutchpoints, 3 hours ago. Paragraphs written moments before disaster.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Hang 17 on the Orioles this afternoon. Fire our manager this evening. Boston never ceases to amaze
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
"Yet the world imposes itself on us...events shape us...if faith is maintained in the face of undeniable reality then it is merely a willful delusion." -Apostle, David Annandale I love heretics. Hell ya.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I will hear no MGK slander when it comes to the collab with Fred Durst. FIX UR FACE bangs.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
But yes, there is no implosion like a Boston Bruins implosion.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Sub tweet: Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen is a dungeons and dragons character name if I've ever seen one.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Yaaa know I was all like "all I want is meaningful hockey in March and April, playoffs are house money" all season. But maaaan losing *like that* is rough as hell. You can let Buffalo skate with impunity like that in the third, or they go off like that. Sturm looked like a rookie coach tonight.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@marioprime.bsky.social I am a fiery doduo
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
7 years ago today my littlest girl was born. The day after we learned she had ToF and would need open surgery. Being able to celebrate another year with an absurdly happy, and most importantly healthy little girl is such a blessing. Daddy loves you, lulu
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Hello, Horus? Why are you not Heresy-ing yet?
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"Houston, the dark side of the moon is covered in ligma" "integrity, what is ligma?" "LIGMA BALLS, HOUSTON" What a squandered opportunity.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
GETTING PAID
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think there's something beautiful about having a friend as male that you can just text out of blue some outlandish fucking story seeing some random 90s baseball player at the local market basket that's completely made up, but they just go with anyway. Just solid dudes.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It's time for me to take my stand and speak for my beliefs. Vodka sauce is the superior pasta topping. I will not be open for questions at this time.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
You're goddamn right, Mollari
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
In a world that's rapidly going to hell, the only bastion of good in this hellscape is the incredible looking pies being posted on r/pizza
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Back on my bullshit. The Chompsaw is very fun. It was not entirely useful for this specific project, but I envision it saving a buttload of time. #terraincraft #scratchbuild #dnd
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I make fun of the Maple Leafs so much, but maaaan they've been so good to us. Minten looks fucking goooooood #nhl #bruins
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
@marioprime.bsky.social important reddit ad
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Many who have heard the words I bear agree that they are the best words, my words of Lorgar. Broken Scythes dress up in #sm2
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
@marioprime.bsky.social it's sign for another summer tournament
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Even if your mega hurts my soul, my ace and MVP always.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Huge shout out to FireRed coming out on switch in time for much needed disassociation from this apocalyptic death spiral we're being dragged down to try to make the files go away.
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WhyzeRPG @yzr0wl.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Heads on pikes and pikes on walls and a gleeful little wave to them all
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