Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Seeing Alejandro Garnacho exchange passes with Leon Goretzka as a Villa fan who remembers the days of Yacouba Sylla & Jordan Bowery is wild. 2151
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026static.klipy.comSide Eye Monkey MemeALT: Side Eye Monkey Meme 000
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Just in terms of the individual talent involved, a front three of Mbaye, Jackson & Manzambi is is potentially as good as any in Europe. 010
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I don’t wish injury on any particular person but if he could have his leg snapped and spend the next year in agonising pain that’d be alright 020
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Unfortunately I’m being a #ShitFan and missing tonight’s game because it’s my #GoddamnBirthday so I shall be spending the day with my #Wife and #Son. If you could put all your effort into booing the absolute shit out of Mason Greenwood in my absence that’d be appreciated. 000
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026If you look at the tactics Trump has employed since being in office, he’s basically taken the Hitler playbook and is running it step by step 010
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Well of course you turn to crime to pay off your debts… 100
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So not only in America do you have to pay for staying in hospital, you have to pay for going to prison as well? A literal hellscape. 200
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I guess Pau wasn’t fit enough to start, but Ty, man, I love the guy but he is not a Prenoer League defender, not any more. 130
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s coming. It really is coming together. There’s just maybe a few bits missing, but when it properly clicks this team could be something special. The main problem is we really have left ourselves short in defence. 140
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I tell you what, once our players decide to start putting away these chances they create it is over for you bitches. 170
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I was gonna say, was the rape conviction not enough for you 110
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I mean, I spent most of my time drinking, got in to loads of debt and handed in most of my assignments late, but yes, I can confirm I was there. 110
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I remember when I was at uni, whenever there was an open day me and two other lads used to go running across campus in just our pants, giggling as we went. Fun times 110
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Lindelof shouldn’t be playing any more, I’m sorry. He’s been culpable in a few goals we’ve conceded already this season and shouldn’t be starting 100
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Good evening @pjwilks.bsky.social are you ready to lose a game of rugby tonight 100
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Big Bri got on for the second half & Garnacho scored one of the goals 😍 000
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026no Champion’s League and just existing in mid table. 110
Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Actually, just seen a video that suggests they should have 35 point deductions for the next 5 seasons. That works for me. Relegating them one or even two levels just means they’ll basically come straight back up, but continuous point deductions over a number of years means no title race, 100
