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Just saw a video that said Everton were docked 6 points relating to a breach that amounted to c.£19m. City’s breaches are put at around £900m. If they were to be punished to the same proportions, that’s a points deduction of over 270 points.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Today, in Football Stories You Couldn’t Give A Shit About:

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In the grand exalted tradition of The Toryest Things Dannygav Has Ever Posted, this is right up there

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The lack of self awareness with these cunts is staggering

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Of all the perspectives and opinions to come out of this, I’d say this is the one I am least interested in.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You really do get fuck all for your money at the bigger mainstream supermarkets nowadays. Just been to Tesco, got two packs of fish goujons, 2 cans of beer, some light bulbs, a drink, and a packet of mash potato. £27.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Tell you what lads, soft play is fucking ace (before anyone starts I was there with my son). I feel like this wasn’t a thing when I was a kid?

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Probably because she’s thick, sticky liquid that does not flow easily.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Catching up with MOTD from the weekend. Brighton are playing so well, if this start to the season is anything to go by, they’d be a good bet for a top 4 place or a trophy

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

See, I do the opposite. It’s better if you can couple it with a tub of Vaseline & maintain eye contact as you’re going through the checkout

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fuck this fascist ghoul forever. This actually makes me want to set up a regular donation to the RNLI

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Maybe that loss away at Brighton wasn’t *that* bad a result after all…

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tbf Spurs’ first two goals of the season being 1) an own goal and 2) one that’s an immaterial consolation in a loss with the last kick of the game is actually quite funny

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Who is the main commentator, is it Darren Fletcher? His tone of voice this entire half, he sounds like his fucking budgie’s just died.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Commentators are absolutely beside themselves about Spurs losing this game. Dry your fucking tears lads

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Another absolute fucking banger from Buendia.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh, we’ve scored a second 🤣 Been cleaning my house and completely missed it

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IanS. @ianmsanders.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Didn’t realise TNT stood for Tottenham Network TV

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

What an absolute star Manzambi looks. Kind of player who will just run a game for you

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

HE’S IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAD

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sorry, did Solanke want a handball for it hitting Wan-Bissaka on the shoulder?

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I guess we’re not seeing Harwood-Bellis as first choice CB until after the international break

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Has Stevie G given up on the whole management thing then?

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

£568.00 to get the car through its service & MOT 🙃

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Bizot, Pau, Maatsen, Goretzka, Madjo, Onana and Cissé all missing through injury 🙃

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The signs just keep coming…

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

No Villa players in the England squad, so whatever tiny little crumb of shit I might have given about England has now gone.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I mean yes, broadly I do agree with this, but also, you know, don’t be a cunt?

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

NARRATOR: Except no one was ever glad he came.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s probably just as well Sky haven’t got the Europa & Conference League. In the build up to Palace v Poznan they’d still end up talking about Liverpool

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And I will say again: Alysson - huge potential. Looks like he could be really special.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Manzambi has just taken control of this game.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sorry but I still think Bogarde isn’t good enough

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So the Premier League banned gambling sponsors from the front of shirts. Aston Villa sleeve sponsor: Betano Man Utd training kit sponsor: Betway

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Apparently the Cov team is a second string lineup

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If I were picking a team for tonight it’d be Bizot, AWB, THB, Mings, Ruggeri, Manzambi, Gomes, Kamara, Mbaye, Jackson, Garnacho. I’ve a feeling Emery will probably play Buendia & Tammy up front tho.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Wait, Goretzka had a day out in Digbeth and went to Golf Fang? What a dude.

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Seriously why the fuck is it so hot today

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Captain McCrap @yxllop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Sorry, was Haaland not offside when the ball was originally played in?

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