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Wes Pinkle

@ywfyf.com
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Sausage King of Chicago's northwest suburbs. Pizza enthusiast. Forearm poster under duress. Sometime air person. Impending wife guy. he/him Not an official anything, yada yada yada

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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 5h
I love this new trend where people are tagging me in hot dog and hot dog related pictures 😁
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 15h
Legend of Zelda merch?
static.klipy.com
Link playing ocarina - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026)
Alt: Link playing ocarina - The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (2026)
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 15h
It was only the third inning when I packed my gym bag...
Padres T-shirt in a gym bag
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
It's probably going to be emotionally draining for me, but I'm planning on picking myself back up with ethiopian food afterwards.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
🥹
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
No, but I need this to happen
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are up to 8,000 species of katydids in family Tettigoniidae, 255 in North America alone. But this hot pink katydid isn't some exotic species, it's a 'morph', a normal genetic color variant. Here's the weird part: this is the DOMINANT color gene in katydids. (📷: Audubon Zoo)
From Audubon Insectarium article (it's behind a paywall), a vibrantly pink katydid, probably fresh from molting, sitting on broad green leaves.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
Thanks so much!
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
On the topic of things with legs, check Wyatt out:
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
Doing a little walk on Saturday and some fundraising for the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention.
afspwalks.donordrive.com
Please support the Chicagoland Walk this fall to help #stopsuicide
Please support the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention to help save lives and bring hope to those affected by suicide. Donate or register to walk!
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
It really whips the llama's ass!
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
I saw a leaf with legs on my way home today.
Green leaf bug on a curb
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 29/09/2026
Goes well with tequila
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 28/09/2026
My first thought was you wanted to show her what she'd be coming home to.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 28/09/2026
Buying this soda because it called me hot
Can of hot girl soda cherries and cream flavor. It says "yes, you're hot"
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 28/09/2026
So this would just be hair of the dog
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 28/09/2026
Dawn effect is real
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 28/09/2026
I see this only after saying her cat would eat her, but it stands.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 28/09/2026
He would wait maybe 12 hours without food before he started eating you... Actually no, he's already acquired a taste for your flesh.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 28/09/2026
I had a person that massaged mine!
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 28/09/2026
My freshman year, a fraternity at my university made national news for some heinous Halloween costumes. I found it deeply embarrassing, but no one else has ever connected me to that in any way. Just continue to carry yourself in a way that shows that it isn't you and you don't condone it.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 28/09/2026
Who doesn't love the feeling of clean sheets on the bed?
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 27/09/2026
I'm a proponent of cars being listed by something like mean cost per 1,000 miles. The cost of a fill up may be immediately felt but over the course of a month or a year it isn't the most relevant. Also highlights how 16 mpg vs 13 mpg is much better than 46 mpg vs 43 mpg.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 27/09/2026
Discussing EV fast charging costs vs gas with @wrenispinkle.bsky.social last night reminded me of a coworker that said his new giant SUV was "better on gas" than his large truck because it cost $100 to fill up instead of $120...
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 27/09/2026
We were struggling to figure out why my 11-year-old was getting a TLS error trying to connect to a game server until I realized his system clock was way off. He set it back to manipulate his time limits and was more mad I caught him than he was glad to join the game.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 27/09/2026
Why? Can something bad happen if the wrong people have detailed access to your location?
theintercept.com
Flock Wants the Most Detailed Map of Its Surveillance Cameras Taken Offline
A new map shows Flock has more cameras in the U.S. than was previously known. The company wants the map taken down.
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never Forget
A real tweet from Sean Davis in 2021 that reads "mommy milky"
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 27/09/2026
Ironically, it was the proliferation of "high quality of life" low density housing around where I lived in the suburbs made me hate living there. We had all the car traffic of a bigger city but no mass transit.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 27/09/2026
I only look healthy if that's any consolation.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
I was tempted to get pizza before I left
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
One bite at a time
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
@wrenispinkle.bsky.social and I learned of it from YouTuber Griddle Porn
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
Continuing my string of healthy choices today, this is the first time I've bought a kringle without intent to share. Pumpkin.
Pumpkin Kringle with one slice taken out. It is a flat ring shaped pastry with icing and chopped pecans on top
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
I was inspired. (As if I definitely wouldn't have done this anyways)
Two Chicago dogs, fries and a diet pepsi at Heffy's Hot Dogs
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
"The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain, to leave room for an explanation, and to remember that the person on our screen has a life beyond the moment we are watching."
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
🫶
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
If you aren't willing to use your boss's boss's boss's rank for good, then why even officer?
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
Right and something they just made up isn't a "meme"
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
Before I read your prompt, I thought "why is there six of the same picture with a different color under it?" so I'm probably not the best to ask.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 26/09/2026
Positive
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 25/09/2026
Got some real funny looks from the kids in the arcade though.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 25/09/2026
Playing Beat Saber in my robe to feel like a real nerdy Jedi.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 25/09/2026
Nice!
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 25/09/2026
That cap is such a crazy thing, too. "Oh, you worked a holiday and 10 extra hours this pay period? We can only give you $20 more, but we'll tell you how much you didn't get on your part stub."
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 25/09/2026
I was given water for probably one of the worst interviews I've ever done... It became a crutch to take a drink before answering and by the time they refilled the glass I was definitely thinking more about the water than my answers.
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 25/09/2026
Also I've done plenty of public speaking and their assertion is silly
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Meatwad Ron: Summer of Ron @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But sir, this is my emotional support iced coffee
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 25/09/2026
It's close enough to water but it's funny trying to imagine what kind of interview would be long and grueling enough for beverage selection to matter beyond "does my mouth feel dry right this second"
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Wes Pinkle @ywfyf.com · 25/09/2026
Ohward Johnson
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