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I gotta be less nice to strangers on the internet. I joined a subreddit specifically looking for help to find a particular style and fit of boxers, and some guy messages me wanting to swap pics about bulge sizes. My man, I just want to find comfy boxers. Pls stop.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 19h

Do want. Who wants to find my next tattoo? 👉👈

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 21h

Fat Cocks? In MY Locktober??

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Incredibly disappointed to see the new adaptation of A Christmas Carol has been ruined by Depp.

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Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 01/10/2026

What is it called when an orc cums? #orctober

A 3 panel comic showing a beefy orc daddy jacking off a twink as he inflates into an orc.
panel 1. a head close up, the daddy asks the twink "You know what it called when an orc cum?". The twink looks ready to be annoyed.
Panel 2. The orc daddy smile, the twink growing green and larger says "I'm transforming into a beefy fuckin' tusk boy, please don't ruin this with dad jokes!".
Panel 3. A full body image showing the twink fully orced out, large and beey, his arms tied behind his back, his ankles tied together, his feet having exploded through his socks. The twink yells out as he cums whilst the daddy says "It called an orc-gasm".

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My Bator Pup is lost on his bone again. 😋

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Try my hand at the fall writing challenge for @nifty.org and I can't decide if I want it to include sex or not. I kinda like the dynamic I'm writing and I don't know that it *needs* sex. The tension of the scene seems hot enough.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Rachel Weisz makes me a Kinsey 5.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sir: I'm working on dates for 2 sessions. One more relaxation based, one more amped up. I'll need your likes and boundaries for the second one. How does that sound? Me:

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I just got a new subscriber. Thank you! justfor.fans/yvr_sam?Source=NewFanBlueSky

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Lobo @daddylobovan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sweaty thongs for sale! Cardio is up lately so these things are good and ripe...😈😈😈 💪🏾🐺🐻

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Haus Zuk @hauszuk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It’s my birthday!!!! 🎂 until the end of the weekend: use code BIRTHDAYBONANZA at checkout for 25% OFF your entire order!! 🥳

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What if the real fat cocks are the friends we made along the way?

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just my husband's favourite snacks...

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just wanna bury my face in there

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Genitles update: I'm getting a referral for a testicle prosthetic 😍 It's been 5 years, it's time to move on.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have definitely found this to be the case.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Huh. I'll be in Victoria, BC from Nov 4-7. It's a work trip. I'm staying in a hotel room. Evenings may be free. That is information that some folks may be interested in. Dunno.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Tummy Tuesday of Fat Bear Week should be a holiday.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The light above the urinal keeps going out whenever I whip out to pee and I really hope it doesn't mean the Demogorgon from Stranger Things isn't about to pop out in a weird Upsidedown Glory Hole. That would be terrrrrrrrible...

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Has anyone gotten, or does anyone know about, the process for obtaining testicular implants / prosthetic testicles? Asking for me. Pls DM. Canadian info only pls. Bonus points for BC-specific details.

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Lobo @daddylobovan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Come watch me play games with my hubby!

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Someone just subscribed to my JustFor.Fans page. You should too! justfor.fans/yvr_sam?Source=NewFanBlueSky

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Have you ever wondered what could happen if you borrowed a bit of sexual energy for work? What if you brought more of your work energy to the bedroom? I had a client who did just that, and I wrote about it on @bateworld.com bateworld.com/blog.php?use...

bateworld.com

BateWorld

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I get to have a lovely staycation with my husband at the end of the month and I intend to spend as much of it as possible high and naked. And maybe hopefully filming.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I love this. I feel like bondage feeds get dominated by twinks (no offense) and it can sometimes feel like bigger guys aren't worthy of being chosen. Content like this helps us feel seen and appreciated.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Just thinking about the plans I have with @tylerrudd.bsky.social later 😩

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Excellent reminder. Now that my meeting is done, 8 can go back to being naked.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

SSRIs are like the worst edge master, because even they don't know if you'll get to cum.

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hazards of trying to crank one out with phone porn: I get interrupted by work messages and lose all focus. I was so close, too, after fighting my SSRI 😭 At least tomorrow I have a hangout with my cute FWB. I think he's even gonna let me eat his butt 🥺

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Tyler Dårlig Ulv @tylerthebadwolf.com · 15/09/2026

Is this an Orville Peck song

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If anyone needs gift ideas for me...

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yvr_sam🇨🇦 @yvrsam.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Boosting for the SWAID Collective push. The people that make your horny are still people, and they need and deserve your support.

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