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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 1h

I will not impulse buy watches after midnight. I will not impulse buy watches after midnight. I will not impulse buy watches after midnight.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 14h

When Killer Mike won the Grammy for Best Rap Album, I decided to give it a listen. It’s an excellent album that I NEVER LISTENED TO AGAIN, because at the end of the day, it’s still Killer Mike.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 15h

That child’s first language is going to be Spanish

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 17h

We don’t talk enough how admitted rapist Kobe Bryant gets a pass for dating a high school girl during his fourth NBA season

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

I need to find a BLACK book club where they’re reading Sky Full of Elephants because I just finished it, and I have things to say about Cebu Campbell that I don’t want to say in mixed company.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I should not know the last time that white man took his Viagra

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I’m in the hospital for a minor surgery and the whole thing is just a colossal HIPAA violation. I know way too much about the patients around me

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

There are Non-State Actors in Africa that could take out most countries in 1939 Europe

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I’ve come to realize they don’t actually think this look is attractive. It’s a signifier. They want to look inhuman to differentiate themselves from the rest of us.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Extreme dedication to the cause

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

You know that Kent State gun girl with the horsey girl hair is SEETHING right now

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Sometimes I see a light skinned dude with no facial hair and think “damn is that what I look like to other people”? You gotta understand, I don’t do this on purpose. I have no other choice.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Why would you even look at the souvenir photos after a roller coaster ride where another passenger was ejected and killed? I wouldn’t even think of going to the monitors after a trauma like that.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Twitter probably is better than it was three years ago. It’s still a fucking Nazi site.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Y’all do too much begging and borrowing, and not enough stealing.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I low-key hate that we told the general public that language evolves, because it’s become a catch-all excuse for using words incorrectly. Language is not supposed to “evolve” over the course of three weeks.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

There’s no way y’all still arguing about Christopher Columbus in 2026. Everybody already knows how reprehensible and stupid it is to have a holiday dedicated to him. You aren’t teaching anyone anything. At this point you might as well be arguing with Christians about the Bible. They do not care

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m going to say something that may come off as unkind. In my youth we had a phrase that has all but disappeared; “college material“. That faded away when we decided that everyone was capable of some level of higher education, but a lot of you are legitimately not college material.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I just saw the WILDEST snitching video on TikTok. Some lady just told where all the missing dudes from Rayful Edmonds’ crew are living right now

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

The slingshot is the most sure-fire sign that someone has 100% VA disability

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026

Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I saw a video where a Korean man from LA said that when the 1992 riots targeted Koreatown, it wasn’t Black rioters from South Central. It was actually Salvadoran gangs. And now that he said that, I don’t recall ever seeing footage of the rioters, just the Koreans on rooftops with guns

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Eleven days until I can start hating on Nikola Jokic again. I can barely contain my excitement

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’m sure LeBron doesn’t own any property. It’s shell company after shell company.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Earthquake downgraded to 7.6. They’re under tsunami warning.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Just got off the phone with my mom. They just had a massive 8.0 earthquake in Panama.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

These shoes come in a white box that says “Shoes”. They don’t even come in sizes.

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Candy 🎃 Kneivel @corkykneivel.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

American retail architecture has never recovered from BEST going under

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

NGL I thought he left us a long time ago

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Also, this is literally my vantage point, in life. I never notice until I take a pic from eye-level

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I was scrolling my camera roll to find a pic from our last vacation for my son, and I found this pic from your mom’s subway stop

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Yeah, I gotta agree. I just heard somebody from Jersey called a transplant, and it didn’t sit well with me, a (mostly) native

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

New Yorkers: do you consider people who move to the city from LI and NJ “transplants”

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Lawyering up QUICK. Between the Feds and whoever might come looking for that money, you do NOT want those problems.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I was scrolling my camera roll to find a pic from our last vacation for my son, and I found this pic from your mom’s subway stop

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is Caligula-level crazy. It’s nowhere near the worst thing he’s ever done, what is definitely a sign that he is deeply unwell

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There’s a 90% chance he said Pitt when he meant Carnegie Mellon

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You just described 00’s molecular gastronomy. Honestly, it was a better time.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The deployment of National Guard troops into cities has been so normalized that it barely merits a mention in the press or among the public anymore. D.C. remains occupied, Memphis is occupied, so is New Orleans... It's incredible to me.

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I smoked on my first international flight

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is a lie and you should delete it

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I 100% agree that we should not be joining their military, but that whole skeet is a lie

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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Y’all just be on here saying shit

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