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zeg maar Jonne

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Nog steeds gewoon een lul op kantoor. Vindt muziek leuk, houdt niet van sport, wel van vliegtuigjes. Zingt graag en in VANST33N, het fluiten wordt minder gewaardeerd.

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:

[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]

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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 

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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.

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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free 
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-

BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister 

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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?

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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill

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HITLER:
What we are proposing -

CHURCHILL:
Hang on

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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -

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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here

BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate

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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate 
You don't debate fascists

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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!

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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...

CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-

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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!

BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak

[ends]
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 06/08/2026
I really recommend the 2022 documentary “It’s Quieter in the Twilight,” which profiles the scientists working in relative obscurity to keep the Voyager spacecraft operating—many of them past retirement age, but unwilling to quit until the Voyagers do. It was very sweet and thought-provoking.
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Hush-Kit aviation news, history & satire @hushkit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Spent years building up a big following on Twitter, essential for publicising my aviation blog, which I live from. Desperate to leave it & publicise on nicer platforms, but I have too few follows. If you want to help me escape, do give this a share. Much obliged. My blog here: hushkit.substack.com
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zeg maar Jonne @ypocras.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Stijlvol sterven doe je bij een ander op de mat op de dag dat je bezorgd wordt door het NRC Handelsblad. Voilà
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Enis Odaci آنسون @enisodaci.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Het moet gezegd worden... mijn lezersbrief in @trouw.nl
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zeg maar Jonne @ypocras.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Just look at her! #ProofOfCat
Upsidedown cat
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zeg maar Jonne @ypocras.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
there she is!! #artemis
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ᴄ ꜱᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ🛸 @cstuarthardwick.com · 06/04/2026
This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death:
This morning, NASA sent up a message recorded by Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell before his death: “Hello, Artemis II! This is Apollo astronaut Jim Lovell. Welcome to my old neighborhood! When Frank Borman, Bill Anders, and I orbited the Moon on Apollo 8, we got humanity’s first up-close look at the Moon and got a view of the home planet that inspired and united people around the world. I’m proud to pass that torch on to you — as you swing around the Moon and lay the groundwork for missions to Mars … for the benefit of all. It’s a historic day, and I know how busy you’ll be. But don’t forget to enjoy the view. So, Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy, and all the great teams supporting you  – good luck and Godspeed from all of us here on the good Earth.”
Jim Lovell

Jim Lovell

Gemini VII, Gemini XII, Apollo 8, and Apollo 13 Astronaut
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zeg maar Jonne @ypocras.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
GROVER BABYYYYY!
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zeg maar Jonne @ypocras.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zny-... Deze hier eens de blauwe lucht inslingeren; mijn vertaling van Bo Burnham's Welcome to the Internet. #welcometotheinternet #boburnham
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Welkom op het internet (Nederlandse vertaling - Bo Burnham)
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That Tom Hall @thattomhall.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Happy Keen Day! Commander Keen's IQ was 314, so in the US, that means it is KEEN DAY! #commanderkeen #keenday314
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 09/01/2026
BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
"Tonight, I'm just barely making it. I don't know...sometimes, it's very difficult." The real test for me about whether a project *really* gets the potential of the Muppets & their emotional breadth is whether it would be comfortable with - &, in fact, embrace - moments & performances like these...
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
"Also amazing are pancakes, folks. A new word nobody has ever heard. I came up with it. They're like cakes but from a pan. I call them pancakes. Christians too. Adopting to pancakes. Very big stuff. Ballroom. Huge. And some say flarpnozzle bing. Bingidy bangidy. So sad. Flurp."
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Frank van Pamelen @frankvanpamelen.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Prinsjesdag! Woordjeswoord! #hebbanolla #theater vanaf oktober #boek in november #podcast vanaf januari @nijghenvanditmar.bsky.social Impresariaat buro stek
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zeg maar Jonne @ypocras.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hello my love. #proofofcat
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Jelmer Visser @dietukkerfries.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Godverdomme. www.ad.nl/show/ministe...
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Minister Bruins maakt einde aan NTR, omroep is 'geschokt': 'Alsof je het hart uit de publieke omroep haalt'
Omroep NTR verdwijnt van de buis. De omroep, bekend van programma’s als Dream School, Het Klokhuis en Het Sinterklaasjournaal, sneuvelt in de grote bezuinigingsslag van minister Eppo Bruins (Media). N...
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zeg maar Jonne @ypocras.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Snif #proofofcat
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