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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
"I should be drinking water but I'm gonna have Pepsi instead as a treat" -me, every day
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
My oracle card of the day said "that thing you've been anticipating and preparing for is about to happen" and as a person with anxiety related to the unknown I have about 15 things I'm preparing for, and like 7 of them are bad #oracle #divination
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
All the "omg I hope the astroid hits us" people were the "omg nature is healing" people during covid lockdown and now we have to talk about ecofascism again #asteroid
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
It is currently below freezing with a giant gap in temperature and wind chill in portland and my radiator does not work and my window won't close all the way and we're expecting ice overnight rip me
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
White noise is just regular noise that felt threatened by the superbowl halftime show.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
TIL that St Valentine is the patron saint of epilepsy bc he "healed" several people of their seizures. At the time it was called "falling syndrome" so that's probably why people associate him with "falling in love" (idk for sure just speculation) #valentinesday
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Jane Eyre Jane Watir Jane Erthe Jane Fyre Long ago, the four Janes lived togethir yn harmonye... Until the Fyre Janes attackid.
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
That's the number of humans on earth (almost)
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Taylor Swift lyric of the day: "I didn't opt in to be your odd man out, I founded the club she's heard great things about"
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Taylor Swift lyric of the day: "Gray and blue and fights and tunnels handcuffed to the spell I was under for just one hour of su sunshine"
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A bright neon green paper notice stapled to a tree that reads "notice: illegal campsite" with other details like time of posting etc. In the foreground is my hand flipping it off.
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Taylor Swift lyric of the day: "he's got my past frozen behind glass, but I've got me" #taylorswift #ts #taylorswiftlyric #tslyric
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It's not enough to touch grass I want a salt box house on the coast to take my mind off the city
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Mythworks is making the Myth Work @mythworks.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Hey remember when George Lucas was like “hurr durr Trade Wars” and we were like that’s so silly and he was like no wait that’s how Emperor Palpatine comes to power and we were like you are obviously dumb Jorge.
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
What is posting on here even called? Flapping? Fluttering?
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Airplanes.gov.uk @planeyboys.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Do radio telescopes need to be painted white? Can't we paint big smiley faces on them so when you look to the horizon you see a distant :)
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
10 little monkeys jumping on the bed, 1 fell of and bumped his head, went to the doctor and the doctor said "that'll be $10,000"
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Someone: you should probably drink some water it's been like- Me:
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a cat standing next to a row of coca cola bottles on the floor
ALT: a cat standing next to a row of coca cola bottles on the floor
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This is what the government did with 120K+ Japanese Americans in 1942. I know. I was there in those camps.
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Except they don't actually know that she was a gift from France and if someone told them, they wouldn't believe.
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Whitney Alese @thereclaimed.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Happy: Black history Black present Black future Black love Black joy Black health Black healing Black people Black community Black family Black kids Black culture Black creativity Black ingenuity Black legacy Black innovation Black liberation Black resistance Black existence ...month🖤
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I think it says something about me that the page in my bullet journal for my plans for the week is a whole page, while my section for what I accomplished in the week is only half a page
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
On Fridays everyone who comes into the shop is always like "have a good weekend!" But I would Friday-Tuesday so I'm like 🥲
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Anyone else have that kind of echolalia where you read certain words or phrases in a specific way that you heard it like once and it tickled your brain? I'm not talking about a word reminding you of a quote or a song, I'm talking about reading the word "diversion" like Tamatoa from Moana #echolalia
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
A Tumblr post originally posted by diamondseaside and reblogged by ofthemessyoumade and reputayswift that reads: "'you're so funny' thanks no one wanted to play with me as a little kid so i've been scheming like a criminal ever since to make them love me and make it seem effortless." It is tagged #taylor swift and has 456 notes
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Well, I filed for divorce today. Here's hoping it goes through before Valentine's Day. Because I'm petty.
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
So, working for a small business (which could also be affected) I don't have benefits. I use Oregon's Medicaid. If I don't have health insurance, I don't have medical care. If I don't have medical care I could die in my sleep or have seizures every day which would make it impossible to work anyway
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.
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Integral Answers @integralanswers.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
1/ RFK Jr. wants to observe unvaccinated kids in Samoa as a “natural experiment.” This is disturbingly similar to the Tuskegee Syphilis Experiment, where researchers let people suffer and die instead of treating them. Let’s compare. ⬇️
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
HELL YEAH
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🇳🇴 Anne Worner #IAmJaneDoe 🇺🇦 @anneworner.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I know shopping on shein or aliexpress is bad but looook 10 or 20 POUND storage??? For rice??
A listing on shein for a product: large plastic storage bins holding rice that are conveniently stored in a kitchen cabinet. Someone is using a small bowl to either put rice in or to take it out. The listing gives 10 or 20 pound options, and specifically states it is for rice, as the bins are labeled "rice."
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 28/01/2025
Regarding the resurgence of the r-slur, we have seen a valorisation of autism as a ‘superpower’ indicating certain elites’ intellectual superiority but also an excuse for their most rancid behaviours. I see a clear, eugenicist desire to delineate b/w ‘acceptably’ neurotypical and the disposable.
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
We need to pay attention to this now before it’s too late.
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Very unironically going to refer to ICE as American Gestapo
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KitKat 🇺🇸🇬🇧🇫🇷🇦🇺🇪🇺🇨🇦🇺🇦 @uk501.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I just got comfy then realized I forgot to take my meds 😭
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
"God's Plan" is such a shit take because first of all what kind of plan involves killing children? And also it's a very preventable tragedy just change the laws. You know, like you did to prevent abortions because it's murdering children.
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Me when I'm working a solo shift at the bakery and I either watch Bob's Burgers or play taylor swift the whole time
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Todaye ys the two hundred and seventhe daye of January 2025
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
YALL. I've been tossing the idea of making my own tarot or oracle deck and I'm sat here trying to figure out a theme and it hits me: TAYLOR ORACLE. If I made such a thing, would you buy it?? #taylorswift #ts #oracle #oracle #tarot #divination
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Rick @rickylongthread.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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A real tough kid 🍉 @yoyokryptid.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
🫰🏻🫰🏻🫰🏻
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Are you paying ATTENTION, yet? 👇 Well, are you?!
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Doctor Who Positivity (Tom) 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @positivitywho.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
THIS!
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