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Your Pal Pete

@yourpalpete.bsky.social
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Music, comedy, musical comedy. Entertainment by any means necessary.

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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let's not act surprised when this guy gets on the conservative grift train.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A LOT of women experience the same thing and don't commit massive fraud.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To me, it all boils down to a lyric I wrote: "When you think you're fireproof/you can watch the world burn"
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And bacon (meat in general, really) comes out ahead in all of these trends. Carbs bad? "You know what is SUPER low-carb?" Gluten bad? "Guess what is the opposite of gluten?" Organic? "Ha, we got you, just open that wallet wider!" High protein? "Buddy, I've got some GREAT news for you!"
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 31/08/2026
Normalise saying 'fascist propaganda' instead of 'culture wars'
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am unreasonably excited about a new episode of Lanterns. I don't know why exactly, but it might be because the storytelling on it has thrown multiple intriguing timeline breadcrumb trails from the first episode.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They don't have to launch a military domination plan, they've basically already succeeded with a economic domination plan, with not a small amount of help from our current president.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Indeed, it only has as much power as we want to give it. It's really that simple.
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The TransAdvocate @transadvocate.com · 23/08/2026
When fascism shows up, it’s because Centrists opened the door. Centrism not only will not, but cannot save us from fascism.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Racism is bad, but..."- a guy that doesn't think racism is bad.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
For those scared of being *called* Communist: My God, sack up. Have you ever tried agreeing with your bully's premise? How did it go? www.the-reframe.com/soon-you-too...
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Soon You Too Will Be A Commie
Accepting a bully's framing won't save you a beating. Why solidarity is the best way out.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The only movie where Mike Myers has genuine chemistry with his love interest, even after Austin Powers.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm calling it now: if we get nuclear with Iran, I will go nuclear with anyone who gave this president any credibility.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The orders from the cult: changing our relationship with South Korea to please North Korea is a good thing and the sailors on the Lincoln are just being crybabies. Please update your talking points accordingly.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
boy, 1965 is a carefully chosen date re: "which bathroom to use"
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 13/08/2026
I feel like an issue that would connect well with voters would be doing anything at all to slow the current progression toward "absolutely everything now is a scam"
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fix your hearts or die? Sure. But also: Fix your hearts and live. Fixing involves doing the work, not having work done for you. People can build the path of liberation from patriarchy, but they can't walk it for you. So, walk the path. Do the work. Be a *man.* www.the-reframe.com/fix-your-hea...
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Fix Your Hearts or Die
It's a invitation, not a threat. The path to liberation for lonely men is feminism.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Both.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When will the WNBA be free of dildos forcing their way on their courts?
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Another thing to remember about "the Americas" pre-europe, they were performing successful brain surgery while the "civilized" were still using leeches.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It's become clear recently how much the donor class has had a hold on politics. I'm the last person to say both sides are the same, but the first to say they aren't different enough.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The thing to remember about conspiracy theorists: Their worldview is dependant on countless people adhering to a story they themselves can't keep straight. When actual conspiracy facts emerge, they aren't interested, the keys of fact will not turn their locks of emotion. Example: Qanon.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is probably the best visual representation for why I never got married. #couplegoals
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reminder that conservatives only care about Women's issues when they can use it for their politics and fuck-all otherwise.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Nothing. Nothing at all. Other than leaving all the anti-vaxxers and Covid deniers feeling vindicated.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
More people are going to be saying this and others will comment that this is always said without recognizing the reason is usually because they weren't taken seriously enough the last time.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"Wake up, babe. Another article that asks a question that pretty much ignores the obvious answer just dropped." www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...
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Are Therapists to Blame for the Rise of Adults Cutting Off Their Parents?
Many moms and dads believe that their adult children are getting bad advice—and a growing number of researchers agree.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Then here's Auntie Anne's: eat as long as you're up on your blood pressure/diabetes/cholesterol meds.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I recently heard this: "They say you can't polish a turd, you can if you leave it around long enough to dry." That applies to SO many things these days.
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
An interspecies example of how we're all in this together, regardless of how anyone else thinks about it.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I would vastly prefer Hillary over Trump, despite my many criticisms of her, but lets not act like she could literally do any of her policy agenda with the full force of the GOP against her, like it stifled Obama.
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
lots of reporters suddenly worried about slipping into communism but strangely f*cking quiet about slipping into fascism
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ok Ro, I'm listening...
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Brett Meiselas @bmeiselas.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
lots of reporters suddenly worried about slipping into communism but strangely f*cking quiet about slipping into fascism
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Canadian life expectancy is 3.3 years longer, and our crime rate is a third of yours.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"Nutritious darkness", wow.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mock Op-Ed Text:

Here's Why It Would Never a Mistake To Do Anything That Inconveniences Rich Assholes

by Some Rich Asshole
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
As opposed to that always successful electoral strategy of pandering to people that would rather see you dead than agree with you politically.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 22/07/2026
i love how centrists continue to do this thing where they say “if DSA becomes more front and center in the party, republicans will run on that!” as if the right doesn’t just say absolutely anything on and run on shit like peanut the squirrel or litterboxes in school bathrooms
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And all it took was decades of evidence.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Just saw a dude on Threads use a James Baldwin quote to defend Andrew Tate. That dude better hope ghosts aren't real or he'd get a visit from James' REAL soon.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Interesing this coming up literally the day after I tried 3 dozen of them at work and not ONE fit!
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Emily (spooky) @emilyrose.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
7/17/20- Ragnapop day. In my 2014 show, this day was supposed to be the end of the World. My new Your Pal album, Earth Dont Suit You, tackles similar themes, but now it's non-fiction. Backed by RagnaPOP: Finley Martin:bass/art and Greg Gendron, drums/recording: on.soundcloud.com/HO3kVktMn0f7...
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RagnaPOP (or She's Got The Bomb)
It's a tale of rock and roll, heartbreak, and the end of the world; in basically that order. The show to end all shows. Literally. It's 2023 and we have found ourselves in the most desperate times bec
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
7/17/04- My 1st album, under the name Your Pal. Check it out here: open.spotify.com/album/5fSAlT...
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This is My Pop - Album by Your Pal | Spotify
Your Pal · album · 2004 · 15 songs
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
More than usual, or...
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Flat Earth is literally all about emotional needs, people that use science to prove it, haven't. So, thanks for proving my point! Thanks also for confirming a theory: that TDS is like bad breath, the people that use the term actually have it, but the rest of us are suffering from it.
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Your Pal Pete @yourpalpete.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
The thing that people that espouse the free market or flat earth or Bible literalism don't seem to realize if they had as much factual support as they do emotional support, no one would be willing or able to believe anything else.
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