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Software Engineer. Game Developer. Hater of Generative AI.

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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 1h
The Laid-Off enchanter anime is a bit rough, but I appreciate that it's a comedy rather than some revenge plot. It's quite silly and everyone is quite dumb. It's pretty rough visually. I do love the backgrounds though.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Trying to find interesting builds for Last Epoch to see if I've missed anything neat this season... but every Youtube thumbnail looks the same. It's just so much genAI slop. You couldn't convince me that these are different content creators.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Quick bit of anime reviews as this new season kicks off. Overgeared: First ep is a bit weak. Second episode at least has me interested. It's a story about a VRMMO that seems to be written by someone who doesn't play games. I'm doubting that I see this one through to the end.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I saw a game trailer that was about how the game was made as a pursuit of a dream, specifically to inspire their children to follow theirs... but then the AI disclosure pretty makes it pretty clear they did most of it with genAI. It's not about the journey, it's about the destination. what.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The trash can was very effective. Wound up fueling this hammer thing that would 2-shot anyone.
A picture from the game Batomon. It depicts a victory screen. The notable elements are 228 junk trinkets and a monster with very large stats.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's very frustrating to see my former employer paying for celebrity endorsements after cutting 40% of the the company only months prior. Just screaming into the aether on this one.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shinji: I'm so fucked up
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I am absolutely sick for mashups, me youtu.be/afZu1hxAQQ0?...
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This is (not) the greatest song in the world.
YouTube video by camhcom
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like Monster Sanctuary and Ultros deserve more recognition in the "Metroidvania" space. They're both games that do things quite differently. Monster Sanctuary does RPG battles. Ultros is an entirely unique experience.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm so glad that I put so many of my ideas into text documents. I'm looking back through a document I had used for plotting a behavioral AI framework and there's just a surplus of resources linked. Here's one on shaping functions: thebookofshaders.com/05/
thebookofshaders.com
The Book of Shaders
Gentle step-by-step guide through the abstract and complex universe of Fragment Shaders.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I keep mulling over the whole lawsuit between NYT and OpenAI and I still don't know how it's going to play out. Do paywalls become the new thing? Social media with a paywall to keep bots out? Is there hope of an outcome that kills genAI as a consumer product?
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bungie 'bout to announce a remaster of Oni
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Having finished reading Yugioh, I started on GX... it's not good (so far). It's just people playing the retail card game. The original series was basically people playing a tabletop RPG with cards. Like, a character could do anything as long as there was a logic to it.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love and respect Iron Wok Jan for the narrator providing a factual update on the source material
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daemon's of the Shadow realm has such an emphasis on pairs and twins that I just keep being reminded of Escape to Witch Mountain.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day! 🧵
Batman: You can't win, Barry. I've come up with plans to defeat every member of the Justice League.
The Flash: BRUCE HELP I WENT BACK IN TIME TO TRY TO STOP MY MOTHER'S MURDER AND ACCIDENTALLY SHOT YOUR PARENTS
Batman: what
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I kinda hope they do a comic run for the new Wolverine game. I think the story is poorly paced, but I really like the foundation of it.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's wild how there was this era of pinball videogames using major IP and that was the end of it. Sonic Spinball, Pokemon Pinball, Kirby's Pinball Land... all of them are great. I'd love a new Sonic Spinball.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WoW WoW Classic WoW Zero
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My only doomerist take on genAI is that the technology isn't for consumers. It's for the government and people are paying to beta test and establish legal groundwork. Cyberwarfare, surveillance, propaganda.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'll be honest, Warcraft Forever is probably the closest I've come to being interested in WoW. Dunno if I'll get into it, but there's a non-zero chance.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have no idea who this Night Elf villain lady is, but it's clear someone has a thing for feet.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
2030!? That's not a real game. That's not even in development. That's just a trailer for something that is already canceled.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Turns out Steam has a limit on how many Developers/Publishers you can ignore. I'd been hitting ignore on every developer with genAI products whenever I'd stumble across them. The popup says curator, but these don't actually show up under the ignored curators page.
An error window detailing that you can only ignore 100 curators at a time
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo in their open world era
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Metroid and Megaman? Feels like old-school platformer fans are eating good.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Iruma-kun is very fun and very gay. The anime is currently in a toxic yuri arc (well, about as toxic as this series could muster). Gyari is such a fun character.
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Joseph Hewitt @gearheadrpg.com · 05/09/2026
The Knight Sabers from Bubblegum Crisis. I'm quite pleased with how this one turned out. Miniatures from Bombshell Miniatures. #Nerdlings
Starting from the top and going clockwise: Sylia Stingray (light blue), Linna Yamazaki (green), Priss Asagiri (dark blue and red), and Nene Romanova (pink and dark blue) wearing their hardsuits on top of a building in front of a city skyline.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The sequence at the end of the tutorial in FF Resonance is gorgeous. Games out there chasing photorealism and this HD-2D thing is one of the most mind blowing things I've seen. I might stop playing there just to savour it more at release.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just started the Final Fantasy Resonance demo and the opening cinematic might be the greatest thing I've ever seen. It's so fucking good!
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I had this realization that the best ideas are the ones that people will pitch with a line like "I have this dumb idea". It means they thought about it to the extent that they now have doubts about it. The idea was so inspiring that they continued to think it through.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I started watching Shangri-La Frontier and it's actually good? The MC is kinda boring and so far it's solo MMO stuff with a boring class... But it really invokes the memories of old Everquest and FFXI and that whole dream of what MMOs could have been.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Finished with Sovereign Tower. It's a great game, I think it could do with some QoL for equipment though (sorting and easier unequip). Favorite Characters: Ligia - Lovely mirror to the main character Gideon - My son Gwendan - Wonderful redemption arc
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Animal Signal continues to be my guilty pleasure each week. It's mildly educational with its animal facts, but it's mostly just stupid fun. The latest being about someone with an earth shattering ass, granted by having Wombat anima.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Ura Files is off to a fun start. I'm a sucker for comedy. It feels a bit similar to Kill Blue actually.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm playing Sovereign Tower and it's fun. I'm actually hoping that there's a whole plot twist where you're not some ruler and it's actually a Truman Show situation. You can't leave the tower, so it'd be funny if you're just being fed stories with no way to verify them.
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Michael Bills @michaelbills.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wanted to immortalize another highlight on the most recent episode of @gamechanger.dropout.tv and try capturing the meditative fish face of @jacobwysocki.bsky.social 🐟 #gamechanger #dropout @dropout.tv #jackobwysocki #fanart #fishface
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Iruma-kun continues to be a delightful anime. It's certainly at its best when there's no real stakes involved.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why is J. Edgar Hoover on your phone? I dunno, he's on everybody else's, why not mine?! There's a lot of great jokes in this film.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wadsworth: My wife, she had friends who were *dramatic pause* socialists. Everyone: *gasp* This might be the funniest bit in the film. Knowing his role in Red Alert makes this so much funnier.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm watching Clue. The banter in this film is so fun. Wadsworth: Your first husband also disappeared. Ms. White: That was his job, he was an illusionist. Wadsworth: But he never reappeared. Ms. White: He wasn't a very good illusionist.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
GenAI use, in any capacity, is frustrating, but it's so much more frustrating to see with game devs. The technology is driving up the cost of hardware. You're destroying your own user-base. Don't use it for art. Don't use it for code. Don't use it.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I noticed that Star Wars: Zero Company was getting good reviews and was surprised it wasn't on my wishlist. It's because it's published by EA. It looks nice, but I won't be giving EA my money.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Honestly, of the funniest things about Ben-To is just the items on the store shelves. It's the classic Beans & Oats aisle. You can find everything you need for a British breakfast.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Geoff addressing the current issues of the game industry (specifically hardware costs) feels insincere given how many games in the show use genAI. Like, these games are contributing to the rising prices of hardware by supporting genAI. They are actively hurting their customers and their industry.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm rewatching Ben-To. It's been quite some time, but it's dumb fun. There's a whole Fight Club setting around discount meals.
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Finally, an ARPG
store.steampowered.com
Showa American Story on Steam
Showa American Story is an RPG steeped in retro pop culture. In the late 1980s, a dominant Japan culturally colonized America. Resurrected from the grave, Chigusa Choko embarks on a road trip of comba...
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Patches @yourpalpatches.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me: Oh, this looks cool *Hoyoverse logo appears* Me: Nah, I'm good
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