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Patch, Your Pal

@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ she/her I'm here for stupid baseball & wrestling takes and shitposting. Forced into politics takes because cis people cannot leave us alone. Buy my silence with the Transgender Bill of Rights. Canonically the only white woman who can cook.

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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 23h
It’s like this guy wished on a monkeys paw to be the exact opposite of JK Rowling
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What’s gayer, two people of the same gender getting married or whatever the fuck AEW’s women’s division has going on
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have seen entire romance novel series with faster burns than this. Hurry the fuck up.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
AEW needs to make their own version of Southpaw.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
On the other hand, while we should not attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by stupidity, stupidity does not seem to be adequate given the body of work put out by these allegedly highbrow outlets over the past half decade or so.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Breaking Bad Funny - Jesse, Walter White Diner Scene
Alt: Breaking Bad - Jesse, Walter White Diner Scene where Walter says “Jesse what the fuck are you talking about”
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Do all AI bros sound like a parody of a 1950s film director mixed with Austin Powers?
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have you (the person in the article) considered that our gains in efficiency over the decades have resulted in, or at least been heavily correlated with, basically everything everywhere going to shit and becoming comically expensive?
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Emperor Protects: A Warhammer 40,000 Musical
YouTube video by Warhammer 40,000
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I literally only care about Chaos and Escape from the City. Still worth it. I need to play more Bobo Bay.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They were ten for a dollar. At a certain point you know what you’re getting.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The sequel to AEW Fight Forever should be a Fire Pro World DLC pack like the New Japan ones. I’m honestly more than a little shocked more companies didn’t go that route.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Death Riders were already tweeners, especially after Mox won the Continental Championship. I think that’s a best case scenario for them: dish out punishment to whoever the story dictates needs punishment.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Insert trans joke here I guess.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Austin has always been fantastic on commentary. All of New Day is.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh I had memory holed that shitass storyline. Paige Van Zant deserved better.
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Zandig John Zandig
Alt: Zandig yelling JAYZUS at the top of his lungs in shock
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They don’t give a fuck about any building except their homes.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Swing voters aren’t real anyway, not in the way people who talk like that mean. The actual swing voters are the people who look at their bank account or some other arbitrary measure of personal benefit on Election Day and vote according to it.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve been very open about saying the discourse around the ballroom and the Kennedy Center is both deeply stupid and belying the actual priorities of this country’s center left (derogatory). That said, bring out the fucking hammers, let’s party. Make a rage room out of it. Fuck the swing voters.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only decent point of his AEW run was the moonsault off the cage onto Wardlow. Now AEW has like twelve guys who can do that as a phoenix splash in their sleep.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this website needs a setting "only beautiful transgender women allowed to QT"
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(To the OP) Don’t forget that more diversity leads to less bigoted attitudes. There have been studies about this. More people coming in means more opportunities to break the bullshit.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
ALT: Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Counterpoint: as a former Missourian with connections to his House district before he became Senator, he was just as stupid when he was elected Senator as he is now. For his political ambitions to be over, his electorate has to change because he hasn’t.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I didn’t realize I needed Marina vs Thekla for the belt but god damn do I need it now.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If there’s any musician I should have 100% expected to use AI art to advertise their shows, it’s 90s mid tier country singer Sammy Kershaw.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For all the people saying SC needs to leave the WNBA to continue podcast grifting, quite frankly I think the better result for everyone involved including trans people is to give her a do nothing job in the Fever FO on the condition she never does a podcast or speaks to the media again.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The main reason it didn’t was because the person who tried to recall him was Larry fuckin Elder.
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nat_halie @nat-ha-lie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every boy and young man watching AEW’s tribute to Pac saw men openly grieve, love, and support each other. That matters.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Goes well with the Kavanaugh stop.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Big meaty men slapping meat.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pac was one of the best wrestlers in the world, and the fact that all of these tributes to him are way more about the quality of his character than his skills tells you exactly how highly these people think of him. #AEWDynamite
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One thing I’m grateful for in all this is that so many of these are “the night before he died we had a great conversation.” I’m glad he got to feel so loved.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hopefully this is the start of a storied time of T4T uploading shit. I’ve still only seen the highlights of that first show from a fancam.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Brady ever do the Minneapolis Miracle?
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Coincidence? I Think Not
Alt: Coincidence? I Think Not from The Incredibles
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We thought the same of Talarico once. We’ll see what happens when the consultants get their claws in him. For now, I’d put him at #2 on my 2028 ballot behind Pritzker.
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GirafaStev - WRESTLING VTUBER 🦒🤼 @girafastev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be taken so suddenly and so young is incredibly tragic and hard to wrap my head around. All I can say is, appreciate today. Because tomorrow is never guaranteed. RIP, Bastard 🤍🖤 🤼
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nope, unfortunately. @seanrosssapp.bsky.social is live on YT rn and he said AEW called him personally. Multiple backstage guys have posted tributes on Twitter.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This burn is already too slow.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And Mark eats the pin.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 30/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why have Hangman and Swerve not kissed yet
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GirafaStev - WRESTLING VTUBER 🦒🤼 @girafastev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Petitioning #AEW to please stop booking the NOW Arena because it’s hot, cramped, smelly, and not even really in Chicago. I watched that opening package and all I could think was them saying “Here’s where we’d rather be instead!” Brother, I wish you were there too, lock tf in. 🤼
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Because America is a generally bigoted shithole.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fire Pro mod?
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#NowWatching Dragon Gate USA Open the Golden Gate 2013. This is some indierific fuckin bullshit and I love it.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because Adam Silver is a bad NBA GM and an actively malicious WNBA GM.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just an absolutely comical amount of bots with like two people saying wild shit to each other in the comments.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mox definitely strikes me as the kind of guy to not really react if you come out but hit you with the most ball knower queer reference like a month later, completely unprompted.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Which is why I think “with all undue respect” should make a comeback.
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