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Patch, Your Pal

@yourpalpatch21.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️ she/her I'm here for stupid baseball & wrestling takes and shitposting. Forced into politics takes because cis people cannot leave us alone. Buy my silence with the Transgender Bill of Rights. Canonically the only white woman who can cook.

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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 7h
It’s like this guy wished on a monkeys paw to be the exact opposite of JK Rowling
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have seen entire romance novel series with faster burns than this. Hurry the fuck up.
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this website needs a setting "only beautiful transgender women allowed to QT"
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
ALT: Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If there’s any musician I should have 100% expected to use AI art to advertise their shows, it’s 90s mid tier country singer Sammy Kershaw.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For all the people saying SC needs to leave the WNBA to continue podcast grifting, quite frankly I think the better result for everyone involved including trans people is to give her a do nothing job in the Fever FO on the condition she never does a podcast or speaks to the media again.
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nat_halie @nat-ha-lie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every boy and young man watching AEW’s tribute to Pac saw men openly grieve, love, and support each other. That matters.
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"Doc" Chris Mueller 🌅 @chrismueller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Pac was one of the best wrestlers in the world, and the fact that all of these tributes to him are way more about the quality of his character than his skills tells you exactly how highly these people think of him. #AEWDynamite
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GirafaStev - WRESTLING VTUBER 🦒🤼 @girafastev.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To be taken so suddenly and so young is incredibly tragic and hard to wrap my head around. All I can say is, appreciate today. Because tomorrow is never guaranteed. RIP, Bastard 🤍🖤 🤼
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 30/157 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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GirafaStev - WRESTLING VTUBER 🦒🤼 @girafastev.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Petitioning #AEW to please stop booking the NOW Arena because it’s hot, cramped, smelly, and not even really in Chicago. I watched that opening package and all I could think was them saying “Here’s where we’d rather be instead!” Brother, I wish you were there too, lock tf in. 🤼
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#NowWatching Dragon Gate USA Open the Golden Gate 2013. This is some indierific fuckin bullshit and I love it.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
SUNDAY FRIENDS #4 @whatifisaidit.bsky.social @ken1984-2.bsky.social @susietime777.bsky.social @baconskingirl.bsky.social @nateturner.bsky.social @un5toppabl0.bsky.social @smileytiff.bsky.social @tbonewilliams.bsky.social @bakingsteele.bsky.social @briansconverse.bsky.social
A bear sits casually on an old couch in a trash-strewn field. Text above jokes about the bear being chosen over JD Vance. Bear and skull emojis included.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why does he look perturbed lmao
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The best part of this joke is that it works with both the dance and as an ork player, though in the latter case krumpin would *be* the couples therapy.
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🎀 Silvaria Sereneblossom 🎀🤎🖤🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @sereneblossom.gay · 20/09/2026
also, as part of my many, many Interests, I run a Out of the Park Baseball 27 online league that is oriented about worldbuilding, lore, and being very gay (with names to match) - if anyone is interested in being a part, I'd love to hear from you! our new season starts Wednesday!
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
20 year old me would be somewhere between confused and “yeah that tracks.” That said, a lot of my arc revolves around youthful ignorance, so I’d prefer not to meet him. Butterflies and tornadoes.
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open borders now @radtranslib.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
anyway i don't know who needs to hear this, but the so-called "PMC" *is* the working class, and the bearer of any revolutionary potential that exists in this society, but so many people are still fixated on a romantic (read: reactionary) *aesthetic* of the working class
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DiGM // DiaTonicRecords @diontegeorgemusic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey there! Can yall hold this for me? Thank you!
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SpiderDIEphenMan @spiderhyphenman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me most of the time: God damn Amerikkka Me when I can accurately and freely call JK Rowling a Holocaust Denier: U S A! U S A! U S A!
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/09/2026
THIS is Peak Bluesky Opinion: popping off with a correction without making the slightest effort to grasp the point being made
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Lola T. BabaBOOie 🏳️‍⚧️ @bababooie42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
we should actually take all the billionaires' money and give it to trans people instead
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wow, you sound like a real champion of women in sports.
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breadedhamster.bsky.social @breadedhamster.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlie Kirk's death thoroughly unsettled the right wing not only because it reminded them they're not invincible, but because they saw how everyone made fun of him and realize that will be their legacy as well. They know their lives and legacies are doomed, and it's driven them mad.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Follow Stev. Do it now.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
In reversal, Seth Moulton thrown under bus by trans people
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Spooky Scary S-Kevin-ton 💀 @kforce1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is the most perfect commentary on the state of the wnba
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Cassonova Kamerer @thenovaofcass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You can't tell me that Fire Pro Wrestling isn't the greatest wrestling game ever.
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GirafaStev - WRESTLING VTUBER 🦒🤼 @girafastev.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fletcher couldn't see what was right in front of his face until now: The Family is the Okada Show. And it pisses him off. Fantastic stuff all around. #AEW #AEWAllIn
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nick “The Undertwinker” Wayne #AEWAllIn
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I need Fletcher vs Takeshita for the World Title like I need air in my fucking lungs. #AEWAllIn
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
FUCK YEAH NEW LEVEL #AEWAllIn
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I need this match to end in a double count out or interference. I don’t want either of them to lose. #AEWAllIn
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Best case scenario for this match tbh.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We had to put up with years of "git gud" and "learn to code" from gamers and programmers but somehow "git gud" is not an acceptable response when sloppers insist that they can't possibly create art for their game without AI
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have no love lost for Bethesda but I would probably play this on a lark if someone actually demade Skyrim onto the DS.
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GirafaStev - WRESTLING VTUBER 🦒🤼 @girafastev.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My text based wrestling booking game is better than whatever Google Gemini can fart out and that’s just a fact.
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FrozenMullet @kishgull.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
WOKE Pokemon be like
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can I get a Diet Coke that’s twice my size
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A two-panel meme based on The Simpsons. In the top panel, a crowd of children looks on in shock while Milhouse points forward, captioned: "No, don't stop, he's not humiliated enough!!!" In the bottom panel, a man in a Spider-Man costume is being held back while tackling another man to the ground in front of a crowd.

"Really Pathetic Productions (c) 2026"
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love her.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What’s more bisexual, an actual bisexual or whatever the fuck this guy has going on
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The fact that they are just stinky slippery wet dogs is the entire appeal.
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open borders now @radtranslib.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A liberalism worthy of its name must not give aid and comfort to those who assail those whom it claims to protect. The New York Times is a fascist propagandist arm, on multiple fronts including this one, and I call on those of good faith to no longer support it. transnews.network/p/boycott-th...
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Boycott The New York Times
For years The New York Times has relentlessly pushed anti-trans propaganda, playing a significant role in the escalating genocide against us. It's far past time for a call to action: anyone who cares ...
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minimme @minimme.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was generally looking forward to GTA6 but the leaks seemingly revealing it to be a bit more abrasive have me a lot more curious. GTA5 was basically a GTA4 apology party but maybe GTA6 will return to being a game some people hate. Make games people will hate
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 15/08/2026
Apparently unpopular opinion: Woke 1.0 was unironically good. Hell, it didn't go nearly far *enough*. I'm sick of moderating everything we say and believe for the benefit of three cishet white landlords in an Ohio diner cosplaying the working class.
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open borders now @radtranslib.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the only valid critique of Woke 1 is that, for the most part, we as marginalized people *asked* for respect, social inclusion and a fair share of power. Woke 2 will not be asking this time, it will be taking.
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Patch, Your Pal @yourpalpatch21.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
As a white person asking other white people, what, specifically, have the police done for you? I’ve never gotten so much as a traffic ticket and every time I see a cop car I shudder. Everywhere I see them is harassing homeless people. They need two cars for a traffic stop.
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