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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 18h

“Niko needs this win because he hasn’t figured out that you can pull out every once in a while.”

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

“Did you find his body?” “No, but…”

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“Oh is there a sportsball going on?” He’s gearing up to write the BlueSky movie.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Bari already has Rupa Subramanya, convoy enthusiast, as the, "Aren't my fellow Canadians crazy?" correspondent.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The final boss is getting his dad to say he's proud of him.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’ll be hilarious when hackers show up on their private channels and burn down their mansions.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Dana and TKO want the UFC brand to be the only star the fans care about.

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Every Brad Bradford endorsement is like, "Toronto used to be a utopia with zero problems. Now it is only fit for the most violent of rats, where sentient crack pipes murder you in dark alleys and feral child gangs feast on the Lululemons of my yoga mom group. Brad will fix this. I live in Whitby."

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I assume he means this will free up his time to appear on the Rebel, Juno News, Western Standard, Fox News, etc. to complain about antisemitism in Canada.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Chloe, Nina and Iyo posted a picture on Instagram of the three of them out for lunch and there was a comment that was a none-too-veiled shot at the two men. I feel like Alex had been saying for years how much he wanted Richard on the show that it feels like Richard just got tired of being asked.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Have the spectator interference bros been fired from their jobs yet?

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You can only have one, "I don't care" contestant per season, and that seems to be the only competition Lucas and Ayoade want to participate in.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yes, and their "bitter" receptors are far more sensitive, to be better able to detect poisonous leaves, insects, etc.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I wasn't sure myself; apparently cats have 500 taste buds to humans' 4000 or so.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It never ends; my 9 year old came home today and told me that cats have the same taste buds as humans and could survive on pizza if they wanted to.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Dylan would only quote stuff from the German episodes, just to be weird.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Turns out his real voice is weird too.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Raw-dogging a flight taking an exciting new meaning.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Olivia Chow's campaign has been abysmal verging on non-existent.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Did Domingo set the record for the SNL recurring sketch that went from "absolutely everywhere" to, "no, let's not mention that again" in the shortest amount of time?

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Chow has handed Bradford so many gift-wrapped setups for his campaign through a ton of avoidable own-goals. If he wins he absolutely needs to send her an Edible Arrangements basket.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And if I recall, Chow, bless her heart, basically said, "Well, the city staff told me it was taken care of and I believed them."

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

WE ARE SCORPIONS GOODNIGHT HAMBURG

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

You just don’t get celebrities dying of autoerotic asphyxiation these days. Glad they’ve figured out how to do it safely.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Groucho should have invested in the Jerry Lewis cinemas. Only G rated entertainment there!

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Love interest to be played by Jeff Bezos’ wife (if she’s not the new Bond Girl).

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Can't lock up the crucial Tuxedo Mask endorsement.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Triple H, who arranged a treaty between the various Bloodline factions in time for this year's SURVIVOR SERIES.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Imagine if he endorsed Kevin Clarke.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Needs to be restated that lots of people on the right dislike Brad Bradford as well.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He never recovered from that picture of him standing alone in Kensington Market, looking lost. An all-timer.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Rob Ford had hit squads (allegedly) trying to track down the crack tape, but someone sees an unhoused person at Union Station and suddenly Olivia Chow is turning Toronto into Gotham City.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The right can screw up a country for a generation, but the left has one term or less to fix everything or else they get the boot.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Maple doing a guest spot on the Food Professor podcast.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Lighten up Francis” lost any remaining impact when Fetterman started using it all the time.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Really wish municipal politics wasn’t overrun with provincial and federal also-rans who don’t want to have to get a real job.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This has aged so terribly but watching them re-enact it at their 40th anniversary show, apologizing the entire time, is one of my favorite all time memories.

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Screw You Taxpayer

YouTube video by NancyPantsTM

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Calling it: Trejo plays a Latino who came to America “the right way” and respects law and order, and all the blue haired Liberals in the movie are really racist towards him (because Libs are the true racists).

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Ian @ianagp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People are like "we can't have mob justice," and instead call a number that dispatches a paranoid domestic abuser with a badge and entitlement issues.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Olivia doing her usual invisible job of campaigning. Brad has been campaigning since the day after the last election.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Weird that they're making them dress up like characters they've played in other movies, but I trust the process. "Why are you carrying that microphone around?"

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Half the world’s population died in INFINITY WAR - 6 seems pretty inconsequential, honestly.

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Sean Hawkins @yourpalhawkboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Really curious as to whether Tory will bite the bullet and endorse him, given the rumors that it was Bradford's team that threatened to spill all of Tory's dirty secrets when he was considering running this year.

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