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Your Man Forrest

@yourmanf.bsky.social
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Sci-fi and fantasy author; thinker of silly thoughts. forrestwilliams.substack.com - My silly thoughts www.pulsarpublishers.net -My publishing company

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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 16h
What's better than having your book in a local bookstore? Doing a signing for it! I'll be at Swallow Stories Bookshop in Lisle on Saturday, October 3, from 12:30p-2:30p. Drop by and say hello!
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've outgrown a few idioms... forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/weve-outgr...
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We’ve Outgrown Some Idioms
I don’t get these.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Letting my cutest cat (three way tie) announce I am now on instagram! www.instagram.com/forrestauthor/
Tuxedo cat upside down
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Several Chicagoland authors, including myself, will be at the Bolingbrook Fountaindale Library tomorrow, Saturday September 19, from 10a-1p to talk books, writing, and perhaps give out a few sweet treats. Stop by! communico.fountaindale.org/event/17074232
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A Writing Technique I Learned in College from ol' Billy Shakes. #booksky #shakespeare #writing #repetition #repetition #repetition forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/a-writing-...
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A Writing Technique I Learned in College
From a guy named... something Shakespeare, I can’t remember his full name.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The ridiculousness of complaining about The Odyssey’s historical realism. forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/the-odysse...
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The Odyssey is SO Unrealistic
Satire
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mozart loves the sofa! #caturday #cat #cats #laborday
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My book, THE WORMHOLE, releases today in hardback and paperback! When carefree Zhang uncovers the awful secret fueling Earth's plentiful lifestyle, he must bury the truth or risk destroying paradise. #booksky #book #scifi #speculative #ethics #mechs #SF #sky-fi bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
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The Wormhole
Zhang lives in paradise, thanks to a common household appliance: the fabricator. The fabricator prints whatever his flighty heart desires, from frankfurters to foie gras, rubbers to rubber ducks, coca...
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Kikimora and Bartleby enjoying the golden hour.
Two cats lay side by side; one striped one tuxedo.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Do people still faint in movies? I feel like it's out of style. forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/fainting-i...
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Fainting in Movies
Oh my stars!
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Bartleby looking good! #cat #cats #caturday
Tuxedo cat on floor
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My debut #scifi novel THE WORMHOLE is available for preorder from Barnes and Noble or your local bookstore! When carefree Zhang uncovers the awful secret behind Earth's plentiful lifestyle, he must bury the truth or risk destroying paradise. #booksky #SF www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wormho...
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The Wormhole
Barnes & Noble’s online bookstore for books, NOOK ebooks & magazines. Shop music, movies, toys & games, too. Receive free shipping with your Barnes & Noble Membership.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Every seen the hit PBS series #wishbone? I've got some hilarious ideas for a new series, if they ever reboot it. Check it out and add a few of your own! #whatsthestory #jackrussellterrier #dogs #tvdogs open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Rebooting "Wishbone"
A few storylines on me
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Does anyone have stories about bad mothers to recommend? Not evil step mothers, not fathers vs. sons, I'm talking mothers vs. daughters. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Stories about Bad Mothers
Not bad muthaf***ers.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Should you leave the foil on your cream cheese? open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Breaking the Seal
Should you keep the foil on the cream cheese?
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Why are so many mascots cannibals? We dive in. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Cannibalism in Marketing
More common than you'd think
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Are spray tans makeup? We debate. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Are Spray Tans Makeup?
Thoughts and internal debate.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Why don't we see sea monsters anymore? #sea #seas #ocean #space forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/what-happe...
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What Happened to Sea Monsters?
Why you've never seen one.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Are my cats related? I can't tell. #cat #cats #caturday #kittens forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/are-my-cat...
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Are My Cats Related?
I can tell... unless I can't.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Do you hate waiting room TVs as much as I do? forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/waiting-ro...
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Waiting Room TVs
Forrest's got beef.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Kiki rules the sofa. #caturday #cat #catsofbluesky
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
New rules for my airbnb checkout, based on recent travel experiences. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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My New Airbnb
Based on my recent travel experiences
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Have you seen this bird? Thanks to (mostly) one guy, this species invades your yard. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Have You Seen This Bird?
Yes.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Who dares disturb Bartleby? #cat #cats #caturday
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
More DVDs! open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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A Plea for DVDs
Physical media in general
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
How about instead of giving Discord my ID to prove I'm an adult, I send them an email from my hotmail address? #discord #ageverification #hotmail
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Two cute cats. #kikimora #caturday #bartleby #cat #cats
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Have you noticed an increase in Catherine O'Hara material lately? I dive into Profiting Off the Loss. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Profiting Off the Loss
Have you noticed this?
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Rebooting "House," or "How to Make a Smash Hit." #house #wilson #cuddy #thirteen open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Rebooting "House"
I've got ideas.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Kikimora the gremlin #cat #caturday #cats #kikimora #teeth #gremlin
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Great films I watched last year #movies #film #talkies forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/my-best-fi...
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My Best Films 2025
That I saw for the first time
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
"Please open the window so I may sup upon some birds," Kikimora asks. #cat #caturday #cats
Pretty cat looking at your with pleading eyes.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
What makes a good crossword clue? Let's dive in! forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/good-cross...
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Good Crossword Clues
And bad
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
How's your Beanie Baby retirement? #beanie #beaniebaby forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/hows-your-...
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How's Your Beanie Retirement?
Strong, I hope.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Kikimora looking sharp 🐱 #cat #cats #caturday #catsofbluesky
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Need conversations topics for family Christmas? I’ve got you covered. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Conversational Broadsides
Prepare yourself for the holidays.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Using Spotify wrapped to calculate how much I paid my favorite artists. Sorry, artists. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Not Your Usual Spotify Wrapped
Wrap your head around this non-musical 'stack
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
My favorite books I read this year. #book #books #booksky #top4 forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/my-best-bo...
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My Best Books 2025
That I read for the first time.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Cat now! #cat #caturday #cats #catsofbluesky
Cat
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
An ode to winter... or not open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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An Ode to Winter
Well, maybe not an ode...
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
What do Buddy the Elf and Blade have in common? Lots, it turns out. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Buddy the Elf and Blade: Kindred Spirits
Not remake Blade, I haven't seen that.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Bartleby watches #cat #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #tuxedo
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
We're losing the war on Christmas. forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/bad-news-f...
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Bad News from the War Front
We're overwhelmed.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Who will be the face of old in the future? open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...
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Who Will be Old's Face When I am Old?
This title made intentionally confusing.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Kiki is hungry for petting! #caturday #cat #cats
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Do you also have a stack of college notebooks you can't throw out? Am I a hoarder? forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/my-college...
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My College Notebook
Or: That shit in our garage.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Lookin' good, Kikimora. #caturday #cat #kiki #cats
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Metric vs. Imperial units, which is better for what? forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/two-c-or-n...
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Two C° or Not Two C°
Metric vs. Imperial
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Why aren't people going to the movies? Here's an idea. forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/why-people...
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Why People Aren't Going to the Movies
The reason no one thinks of.
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Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Bartleby's big eyes. #caturday #cat #cats
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