Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 16hWhat's better than having your book in a local bookstore? Doing a signing for it! I'll be at Swallow Stories Bookshop in Lisle on Saturday, October 3, from 12:30p-2:30p. Drop by and say hello! 130
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We've outgrown a few idioms... forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/weve-outgr...forrestwilliams.substack.comWe’ve Outgrown Some IdiomsI don’t get these. 020
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Letting my cutest cat (three way tie) announce I am now on instagram! www.instagram.com/forrestauthor/ 1101
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Several Chicagoland authors, including myself, will be at the Bolingbrook Fountaindale Library tomorrow, Saturday September 19, from 10a-1p to talk books, writing, and perhaps give out a few sweet treats. Stop by! communico.fountaindale.org/event/17074232 030
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A Writing Technique I Learned in College from ol' Billy Shakes. #booksky #shakespeare #writing #repetition #repetition #repetition forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/a-writing-...forrestwilliams.substack.comA Writing Technique I Learned in CollegeFrom a guy named... something Shakespeare, I can’t remember his full name. 060
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The ridiculousness of complaining about The Odyssey’s historical realism. forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/the-odysse...forrestwilliams.substack.comThe Odyssey is SO UnrealisticSatire 1121
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Mozart loves the sofa! #caturday #cat #cats #laborday 1301
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026My book, THE WORMHOLE, releases today in hardback and paperback! When carefree Zhang uncovers the awful secret fueling Earth's plentiful lifestyle, he must bury the truth or risk destroying paradise. #booksky #book #scifi #speculative #ethics #mechs #SF #sky-fi bookshop.org/p/books/the-...bookshop.orgThe WormholeZhang lives in paradise, thanks to a common household appliance: the fabricator. The fabricator prints whatever his flighty heart desires, from frankfurters to foie gras, rubbers to rubber ducks, coca... 33512
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Kikimora and Bartleby enjoying the golden hour. 2654
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Do people still faint in movies? I feel like it's out of style. forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/fainting-i...forrestwilliams.substack.comFainting in MoviesOh my stars! 5353
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Bartleby looking good! #cat #cats #caturday 717414
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My debut #scifi novel THE WORMHOLE is available for preorder from Barnes and Noble or your local bookstore! When carefree Zhang uncovers the awful secret behind Earth's plentiful lifestyle, he must bury the truth or risk destroying paradise. #booksky #SF www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-wormho...barnesandnoble.comThe WormholeBarnes & Noble’s online bookstore for books, NOOK ebooks & magazines. Shop music, movies, toys & games, too. Receive free shipping with your Barnes & Noble Membership. 614139
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Every seen the hit PBS series #wishbone? I've got some hilarious ideas for a new series, if they ever reboot it. Check it out and add a few of your own! #whatsthestory #jackrussellterrier #dogs #tvdogs open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comRebooting "Wishbone"A few storylines on me 5549
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Does anyone have stories about bad mothers to recommend? Not evil step mothers, not fathers vs. sons, I'm talking mothers vs. daughters. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comStories about Bad MothersNot bad muthaf***ers. 12160
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Should you leave the foil on your cream cheese? open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comBreaking the SealShould you keep the foil on the cream cheese? 6153
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Why are so many mascots cannibals? We dive in. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comCannibalism in MarketingMore common than you'd think 0101
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Are spray tans makeup? We debate. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comAre Spray Tans Makeup?Thoughts and internal debate. 381
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Why don't we see sea monsters anymore? #sea #seas #ocean #space forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/what-happe...forrestwilliams.substack.comWhat Happened to Sea Monsters?Why you've never seen one. 281
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Are my cats related? I can't tell. #cat #cats #caturday #kittens forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/are-my-cat...forrestwilliams.substack.comAre My Cats Related?I can tell... unless I can't. 0211
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Do you hate waiting room TVs as much as I do? forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/waiting-ro...forrestwilliams.substack.comWaiting Room TVsForrest's got beef. 3102
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Kiki rules the sofa. #caturday #cat #catsofbluesky 0211
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 31/03/2026New rules for my airbnb checkout, based on recent travel experiences. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comMy New AirbnbBased on my recent travel experiences 000
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Have you seen this bird? Thanks to (mostly) one guy, this species invades your yard. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comHave You Seen This Bird?Yes. 152
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Who dares disturb Bartleby? #cat #cats #caturday 0140
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026More DVDs! open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comA Plea for DVDsPhysical media in general 061
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 24/02/2026How about instead of giving Discord my ID to prove I'm an adult, I send them an email from my hotmail address? #discord #ageverification #hotmail 260
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Two cute cats. #kikimora #caturday #bartleby #cat #cats 1161
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Have you noticed an increase in Catherine O'Hara material lately? I dive into Profiting Off the Loss. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comProfiting Off the LossHave you noticed this? 010
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Rebooting "House," or "How to Make a Smash Hit." #house #wilson #cuddy #thirteen open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comRebooting "House"I've got ideas. 211
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Kikimora the gremlin #cat #caturday #cats #kikimora #teeth #gremlin 0111
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Great films I watched last year #movies #film #talkies forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/my-best-fi...forrestwilliams.substack.comMy Best Films 2025That I saw for the first time 000
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 17/01/2026"Please open the window so I may sup upon some birds," Kikimora asks. #cat #caturday #cats 0110
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 13/01/2026What makes a good crossword clue? Let's dive in! forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/good-cross...forrestwilliams.substack.comGood Crossword CluesAnd bad 010
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 06/01/2026How's your Beanie Baby retirement? #beanie #beaniebaby forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/hows-your-...forrestwilliams.substack.comHow's Your Beanie Retirement?Strong, I hope. 130
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Kikimora looking sharp 🐱 #cat #cats #caturday #catsofbluesky 060
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Need conversations topics for family Christmas? I’ve got you covered. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comConversational BroadsidesPrepare yourself for the holidays. 110
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Using Spotify wrapped to calculate how much I paid my favorite artists. Sorry, artists. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comNot Your Usual Spotify WrappedWrap your head around this non-musical 'stack 000
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 11/12/2025My favorite books I read this year. #book #books #booksky #top4 forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/my-best-bo...forrestwilliams.substack.comMy Best Books 2025That I read for the first time. 040
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 04/12/2025An ode to winter... or not open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comAn Ode to WinterWell, maybe not an ode... 000
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 02/12/2025What do Buddy the Elf and Blade have in common? Lots, it turns out. open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comBuddy the Elf and Blade: Kindred SpiritsNot remake Blade, I haven't seen that. 020
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Bartleby watches #cat #caturday #catsofbluesky #cats #tuxedo 070
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 24/11/2025We're losing the war on Christmas. forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/bad-news-f...forrestwilliams.substack.comBad News from the War FrontWe're overwhelmed. 000
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Who will be the face of old in the future? open.substack.com/pub/forrestw...open.substack.comWho Will be Old's Face When I am Old?This title made intentionally confusing. 000
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Kiki is hungry for petting! #caturday #cat #cats 070
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Do you also have a stack of college notebooks you can't throw out? Am I a hoarder? forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/my-college...forrestwilliams.substack.comMy College NotebookOr: That shit in our garage. 010
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Lookin' good, Kikimora. #caturday #cat #kiki #cats 050
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Metric vs. Imperial units, which is better for what? forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/two-c-or-n...forrestwilliams.substack.comTwo C° or Not Two C°Metric vs. Imperial 000
Your Man Forrest @yourmanf.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Why aren't people going to the movies? Here's an idea. forrestwilliams.substack.com/p/why-people...forrestwilliams.substack.comWhy People Aren't Going to the MoviesThe reason no one thinks of. 000