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Lucy Lastname

@yourdadwould.bsky.social
28 followers 11 following 31 posts

not a sexbot or a bot at all or a sex even a mysterious fourth thing

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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If his favorite part of the date isn't watching your ass jiggle while you wash your face before bed, he doesn't deserve you.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Achieved "invisible to men" status an entire 3 years early.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Have you ever been so high that even pooping just felt like, the best sensation ever?
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's incredibly self-absorbed of me, but the greatest tragedy of my life is that I've never ruined a man.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Jk I'm way too lazy to do that 😈
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Who wants to pay to watch me try on the new swimsuits I ordered?
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think the correct answer is Yeah
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's basically a 90s romcom in my bra. The right nip is the slutty mean girl. The Regina George of tits. The other is Rachel Lee Cook from She's All That or Kat from 10 Things. You have to put in effort to find her potential. That's why she's my favorite.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's common knowledge that boobs are not symmetrical (unless you pay extra) but you'll be happy to know that my nipples are also not symmetrical. One is large, loud, and proud but the lefty is a shy, introverted wallflower.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The dissociation IS the prize
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
That's the goal!
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I told y'all you were trapped. Never told you what type of spicy alt this was. Less boobs, waaaaayyy more misandry.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
No the girls are never trapped. They get follow backs
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Him: girl I bet that pussy tight Me: so tight :: coughs so hard my vagina expels my super tampon ::
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I really would like to pet your wiener… dog
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Running around at night, hitting looksmaxxers with hammers like god intended
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Yeah they call me the “love machine” [because I’m REALLY bad at tennis]
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Very cute. Purple hair suits you.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Haha I deleted yesterday's post outing me so now it's like I have you all trapped and no one else knows you're here, boys. 😈
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Afraid to follow or just not interested?
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
All the cool girls post feet, this is as close as you'll get to mine.
Picture of my legs and feet covered in bubbles. You can see that I have a bunion and generally awful feet, but you can also see my pretty pink Pedi.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Boob guys should love plus size girls bc it's basically like the fat on the backs of my arms are just another set of boobs.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Damn I was so high I've already forgotten who it was.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Candles that smell like pussy so incels finally know what they're missing out on.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
To the man whose face I just rode into oblivion on in my daydreams: thank you, sincerely. I needed that.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
There's a moment every time this certain edible hits that my entire body vibrates and it's the most incredible sensation on the planet. I can't predict it, I can't replicate it, I just have to ride it.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Jesus and one of his 12 disciples
John Travolta and Eric Stoltz from Pulp Fiction
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If you kissed me right now, you'd taste a nutty richness from sesame the earthy hint of harmless poison and a lingering bright citrus bite
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I found a porn clip of two guys eating the same pussy together and it's so fucking hot.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I believe in enm because I've had 3 great men in my life in recent years. I think one fulfills my sexual needs & I fulfill his emotional, one fulfills my emotional & I (hope) I fulfill his sexual, & one fulfilled my intimacy needs & well, I was there. Why shouldn't we get to have it all?
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
*reskeets from my king sized bed*
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Bi Goblin It’s Hot Outside @bigoblin.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
It just seems like a waste for a woman over 40 to be dating men. Like who has the time or energy to train one when you could be alone and unbothered
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Hello this was the first ever sexy pic I took. Still probably the best.
Black and white photo of a pale white woman's chest wearing a lacy black bra. The best part is the little constellation of three freckles on my decolletage. There's also some strands of long wavy hair falling over my shoulder.
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Everything reminds me of him
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The best part of hooking up, is when he goes home to his wife. (Okay second best part)
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Lucy Lastname @yourdadwould.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
that's a beautiful jawline. know where it would look even better? buried in this fat ass and pussy
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