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Hewwo mice to neet you :3 this is not a minors-safe zone my art feed -> bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svb63qynt6… tip or commission me at ko-fi.com/guaramau (any name and pronouns; born last millenium)

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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[guy who acts like everyone is from their country] everyone don't forget to go vote today
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He also missed two jumps in a row (from my lap to the desk, from the bed to my lap) and fell off the desk once or twice so I'm beginning to wonder if I should worry about his coordination. But maybe it's just because he's so zoomies right now
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He fell off the bed moments after the last picture
Photo of a tabby kitten on a messy bed playing with a ball of dark blue yarn, biting it in an awkward position Photo of a tabby kitten on a messy bed playing with a ball of dark blue yarn, in a different positionPhoto of a tabby kitten on a messy bed playing with a ball of dark blue yarn, now embracing it with all four paws
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
autism be damned my boy can shit
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bought her a scratching board to appease her anger (she's mad at me because she hates the kitten)
Photo of a fat gray cat using a cardboard scratching board as a pillow
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My microbe 🦠
A photo of a tabby kitten on a bed, turned to look at the camera
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Saiu na Folha @folha.com Mais tiras com MULHER-ELEFANTE aqui: manualdominotauro.blogspot.com/search/label...
Tira de Laerte, em 5 quadrinhos, com a Mulher-elefante - uma mulher cujo rosto tem uma tromba e duas presas como de um elefante.
1) A Mulher-elefante está sentada a uma mesa de bar e agita a mão chamando: “Garçom! Garçom! GARÇOM!”
2) Garçom, mal-humorado, se aproxima. Mulher-elefante pergunta, fazendo charme: “Não está me reconhecendo?” - o garçom responde: “Não.”
3) A Mulher-elefante diz: “Sou a Mulher-elefante…” - o garçom a interrompe: “O que quer?” - ela diz: “O cardápio.”
4) Garçom se afasta, informando: “Está no QR code.” - Mulher-elefante espia um selinho grudado no tampo da mesa.
5) A Mulher-elefante apoia o rosto nas mãos e diz: “Odeio QR code.”
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Ello after dark 🔞 @ohnoello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The first three are the new doodles, but the fourth is related to the original so I decided to add that in as well. #art
Sketch of the angel on the quoted post now normal size, faded larger versions of him in the background indicating he’s just shrunk down. He holds his hands out in front of him with a calm smile, his speech bubble reading: “better?” The demon looks at him, shocked and tense from the sudden change, eyes wide.They are both quiet, the angel’s hands held together with a question mark over his head. The demon stands now turned just slightly away, hands held close in front of him in a nervous gesture.The demon now holds one hand up, arrows following the motion of his hand upward. He has a darker blush on his face now, eyes comically large, and his speech bubble reads: “can you go back up a little?” The angels hands have fallen down, still held together, and his eyes a little wider and a slight blush on his face. His speech bubble reads: “Oh” underlined and in italics, pleasantly surprised.A separate sketch of the angel, a bit larger than the demon and holding him in his lap. They both look pleased and comfortable, eyes closed as the demon enjoys being held.
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Surprise Mongol Horde on your dashboard. Defend yourselves against my archers on horseback. If you can. 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it is also slightly weird to me that there seemed to be more kittens two nights ago but yesterday and today there only seems to be one...
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🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sorgy :'( #myWyrm
A photo of a cute little pearlescent dragon finger puppet, looking down it's nose at you while perched on (Your pov) hand. Text over it meme style reads: "my wyrm knows what you are :)
One (1) gay bitch. No bitches :(
Sorgy :c"

There is also a tiny image of a sobbing man on the ground, implied to be you, milord...(This is how you learn I have written this text from the POV of whoever had to explain this joke to the king under threat of execution or whatever<3)
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
realizing I probably could've/should've been throwing the Kitten Saga here.... well hi. I'm doing it now. there is one or more kittens on the roof of a neighbor's house meowing desperately for at least two nights. two nights ago I was spotted spotting the kitten noises by one of the neighbors,
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I dont like mornings
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Thea @flakops.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a cruel god #comic
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being sick fucking suuuuucks. BUT. There is my kitty cat. Sleeping near me
My cat sleeping on a pillow in a mattress beside the hammock I was sleeping in
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BUT. At least there's a my kitty cat nearby ready to be bothered
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am yucking sick and I can't play my bideogame because it won't load. hell on earth
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servals @servals.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
more tilcayo fanart 💕
an illustration of the newly described cat species, leopardus tilcayo!
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
crazy that I'm supposed to be a responsible adult and host my cousin and his friend for the night until they can go home (other city) tomorrow just because I'm all alone in a house with enough space for guests. this is so scary. I'm not grown up enough for this [<- literally older than the cousin]
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I hate being a human being with a phone why does everyone keep trying to contact meeeee
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𓃡 @doginyard.ca · 14/09/2026
old
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Laura Grace Weldon @lauragraceweldon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This
Cartoon by  Gautami Reddy 

12 cartoon images under the caption How To Live In The Age of AI 
read slowly
make ugly thing
don't believe everything
eat together
get bored
avoid instant replies
call your grandma/grandpa
fall in love
cry every now and then
memorize a poem
trust your gut
take your time
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
never go to a gay bar with your coworker 🌽 #art #sketch #ocart #ocsky #starwarsoc
a rough sketch comic of my ocs Dji and Clicker, Dji is a jedi pilot and Clicker is a clone captain under him.
in the first panel they are sitting at a bar with drinks in hand as a devaronian man passes by and they both say "nice".
in the second panel they look at each other, uncomfortable.
in the third panel Dji says "all yours." as they both look away and take a sip from their drinks.
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
maybe drawing more stupid oc shit will fix me
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
artblock has me doing the dishes and watering the garden just to avoid looking at the empty page on my computar
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy birthday brazilians
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🌀 // HEAVEN @machineheaven.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
nir #oc #ocsky
Digital artwork of a woman, pale white with gradients of grey and blood red across her skin, hair, horns, wings framing her face and hiding one eye as she gives a small smile to the viewer. She's aglow in the lighting.
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Jake Bartok @jakebartok.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A WIP look at a new medieval Star Wars piece that I’ve been working on. Going back to the Clone Wars era.
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Got a 3d printer from my dad and that's very cool! But I don't even know how to turn it on yet
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I want a new cat......
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Reb Art @beatrizrebolloart.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
A mighty warrior I sketched in the library. #sketch #characterdesign
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
AND the worst part about this smut fic. is that I already have Thoughts about a possible sequel. so I really really gotta get it done. for the sake of writing more porn.
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Laerte @laertecoutinho.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Saiu na Folha @folha.com
Tira de Laerte, em 4 quadrinhos.
1) Homem, de óculos e barba, caminha pela rua, falando com alguém: “Ideias! Tenho muitas ideias!”
2) Ele sobe degraus de uma escada interna de prédio. Pelas paredes, aparecem formigas circulando. Homem continua dizendo: “Estou fervilhando de ideias!”
3) Ele está em sua sala e pendura o paletó num gancho, enquanto diz: “Ideias pra todo lado!” - pelas paredes, teto, móveis, por toda lado circulam formigas.
4) Voz de alguém comenta: “Parecem formigas.” - o homem, em uma poltrona, afasta formigas com a mão. E diz: “…vieram atrás das minhas ideias.”
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🏳️‍⚧️screaming queer cryptid👁️🔥🎨 @nintala-scribble.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
support human drawn food art not the scary garbage slop!!! Watercolor, acrylic, mixed media and digital food art of mine! scribbled-death.carrd.co #art #humanart #foodart
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
back to trying to write this smut fic. it's soooooo good why can't it write itself while I'm not looking...... [remembers AI exists] NOT like that though.
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Yonson Carbonell🎏Commissions OPEN🎏 @yonsoncb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Meh
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
hi what the fuck
a screenshot of my notifications showing that Chiitan the japanese mascot has liked my art of Darth Maul dressed in the Beatles' Sgt Pepper uniform
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🔞teobutt💕 @smutteo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
bro wtf. my weird weasel got zoomies and started infodumping about the x files.....???? #art #ocart
Sketch page of exploratory doodles of my oc Matteo, experimenting with how I want his monster form to look. Something between a weasel monster and a sphynx.
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sgt pepper 🌽 #art #starwars #starwarsfanart #starwarsart #swart #maul #darthmaul #BRart
a colored sketch of Maul in a red and black outfit imitating the costumes worn by the Beatles in Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. his jacket is open with no shirt inside to cover his chest. his hands are slightly tucked into the top of his pants, similar to John Lennon's pose in the back cover of the album.the same sketch, but now with a fake mustache drawn on maul's face
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
o yeah I have a stupid thing to post
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
every time I walk to the supermarket or even just the bakery (3 blocks closer) is a reminder that I am actually a little physically disabled. because my foot will hurt for the next few days. but every time I take an uber to the supermarket I feel bad because like. it's only a bit over a km.
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Avery Storm (they/them) 🔞 | 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 @averystorm.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
not every piece of advice you see, no matter how popular, is going to work for/apply to every writer, and that’s OK! this is especially true for neurodivergent writers, disabled writers, writers who have to juggle multiple responsibilities (like a day job and/or raising a family)—
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/04/2026
dogweapon on tumblr: "the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world"
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
they liked it <3
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'M FREE
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Killer Caits from Outer Space @caitsplace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to the owner of the greatest line read in acting history
youtu.be
Tim Curry is escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.
YouTube video by geoff EXE
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My head hurks and I'm not even sure if I'm really sick or just having a bad reaction to the dust in the air and I hate it
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eggwife 🔞 @myrmecophilia.bug.sex · 19/08/2024
IN HER GUTS
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rat crimes @younicrimes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
BUT. at one point my cat (who does not like being close or on top of people) laid on my head (I had my face covered with a blanket to see if it helped me breathe) and purred while making biscuits on my pillow and blanket. that was very very cutie of her. still happy about it
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