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youngmi mayer

@youngmimayer.bsky.social
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writing a bio.. embarrassing buy my book www.youngmimayer.com

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Cynthia Khoo @cyn-k.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This news made my week! For anyone else who misses and hasn't found another podcast to fill the void left by both Feeling Asian and Asian Not Asian shutting down. Youngmi (imo) always brought the most incisive and deepest insights, so it's especially exciting that this new project is also from her:
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
new essay open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
introducing disoriental a podcast by 3 asian rejects who say the shameful part out loud with Kari Ferrell and Henry Bae podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d...
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
sex drugs and chatgpt. my latesttttt open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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i asked chatgpt about my ex and it said i needed to be a man
a logical answer to an emotional problem
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
new substack! open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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soon yi previn our worthless daughter, you are so pretty i'm going to die
우리 쓸데없는 딸내미 이뻐죽겠내
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
for koreans embarrasing bf is nothing new open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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my time with the haenyeo of jeju-island and how korean women are born to be embarrassed by their boyfriend
this isn't our first rodeo
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
if you want a signed book fyi yuandmebooks.com/products/978...
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
what the dog doin (dyin) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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the dog is dying but at least we have the sea monkeys
the dog, my son, and control
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
im having a bad day i think open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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no one is coming to save you
i'm gonna die alone (thank god)
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Symphony Space @symphonyspace.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Padma Lakshmi will be joined by some of her funniest friends for her Nov 3 event! Celebrate the launch of Padma’s bold new cookbook with Michelle Buteau, Marie Faustin, Ilana Glazer, @youngmimayer.bsky.social, and Jaboukie Young-White, with special guest Kerry Diamond. bit.ly/45Fn3Iw
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
new FREE essay up now open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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i fucking love making billionaires money everyday bro
creating art in time of war
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
THE WORLD TOUR youngmimayer.com/tickets
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
i’m in SAN FRANCISCO NEXT MONTH tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
i wrote a kids book and illustrated it and the title still makes me laugh open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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Mom's New Boyfriend- a kid's book i wrote that didn't sell about feminism or something who cares
so you guys have to look at it now i guess
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
the reason i’m a fucking chaotic bitch is because i’m korean. new substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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there are only two types of korean women: church and jail
the long history of the chaotic korean woman
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
LA TONIGHT!! IM PERFORMING ONE NOGHT ONLY WITH DYLAN ADLER!! tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...
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Center Yourself (Skunk Room) — The Elysian
An audience participation show hosted by Youngmi Mayer where the audience makes the jokes and Youngmi makes the money. Buy Tickets
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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why are the vibes off right now? it's the fucking AI isn't it
everything feels uncanny
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
if you order a personalized signed copy of my book it will come like this order here: www.yuandmebooks.com/products/978...
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
is your ex a narcissist? new essay up on substack open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
what is an echo? no one knows open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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EVERYONE'S EX IS A NARCISSIST
except mine, he's an echo
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
somebody come get her she’s posting another substack 🎵 open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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How I Overcame My Eating Disorder or Whatever
I'm Cured! Do my arms look fat?
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i will be in LA (a threat) tickets: www.elysiantheater.com/shows/center...
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Abortion Access Front @abortionfront.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
❗IAVA's Kyleanne Hunter drags Pete Hegseth for absolute FILTH and schools us on being a womb-haver in the military. ❗Comedian & author @ymmayer.bsky.social brings the hilarity & the realness of getting an abobo in South Korea and the joy that can ensue. 🎧 All this & MORE! Don’t wait—hit play NOW!
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
new!!!! and freeeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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i never dreamt of my wedding, i never dreamt of my death
did you guys know you can just wear the dress without getting married
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
i wrote a show based on my memoir and act out parts of it as my grandma and my mom and these are the last shows in nyc!!! publictheater.org/performances...
publictheater.org
Youngmi Mayer: Hairy Butthole
Hairy Butthole is a one-person show featuring Youngmi Mayer based on the Korean saying "If you laugh while crying, hair will grow out of your butthole."
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
new free essay open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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when men rape and kill women it's our fault lol
hugh hefner and the arabian nights
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
laugh or cry who cares open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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no person is good or bad, so go ahead and celebrate charlie kirk's death or not who cares
the ethics of celebrating death and "having no empathy"
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
here are my thoughts on the hyundai ice raid (free article just click on link to read) open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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hyundai plant ICE raids
ok so... why isn't anyone saying the thing
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
i am writing open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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i used to be a trad wife i wanted to fucking kms everyday
a warning for the girls who think they want to lie down instead of lean in
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
new substack up nowwww open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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the r-word, having no ethos and the nazi youth
live by the sword. die by the sword.
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
newww and freeee open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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my muses are shitty men
lets talk fuckboys (i refuse to spell it the way they want us to)
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
hey i’m doing this verbally abusive show again on 8/13 and 8/14 you can click on the same link for tickets
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
what if you read this thing i wrote open.substack.com/pub/youngmim...
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ADHD breakups and touching the live wire
about wanting to feel something, even if it hurts
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
i’m back at the public theater!! get your tickets now before they sell out publictheater.org/performances...
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
new essay up its freeeeeeee substack.com/@youngmimaye...
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the road is a circle
dead ends, straight lines, and the circle
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
if you don’t subscribe to my substack i’m gonna kms substack.com/@youngmimaye...
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youngmi mayer | Substack
writing a bio... embarrassing. please buy my book
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Cha Ron Sattler-Leblanc, Ph.D. @chacharon.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Being in between isn’t easy. But it can be a superpower. A dozen of us gathered for a campaign book club in English & ASL to read I’m Laughing Because I’m Crying. We shared stories, silence, and snacks. There’s strength in the in-between. What’s your story? @ymmayer.bsky.social
Group photo of 11 people multi racialThree people one holding a book
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
come check out my show where i verbally abuse asians as my korean grandma tickets: youngmimayer.com/tickets
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
why would i get a job at the american nintendo factory when i already have perfectly good job as a paid protestor
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
shows sold out but we added another one!! tickets ➡️ publictheater.org/productions/...
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
burning man answers the question what if the most annoying roommate you ever had paid 10k to go to the desert with other peoples most annoying roommates they’ve ever hads
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
imagine being rich enough to buy a cyber truck but not rich enough to trash it when it becomes embarrassing so you need to buy a bumper sticker to save face that seems like a hellish tier of pseudo wealth
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
this might seem like a small infraction but by the looks of it he is a demon troll and pulling her ponytail was probably some sort of evil troll curse. like she’s gonna give birth to a bog toad in 5 years or some shit
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
why pay $10 for avocado toast when you can pay $5 for an entire bag of avocados forget them and throw them away a week later
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
looking through all the reels and tiktok’s i sent my friend and she was right to not watch those tbh. trash compilation. what was i thinking
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
you know how fish mate is one lays the eggs on an algae or some shit and the other sprays the eggs with sperm like biologically that has to feel as good as fucking to them right like just shooting one billion eggs out the hoo and watching some loser spread sperm all over them must feel good right
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
some of the spicy food at trader joe’s is actually spicy now. they’re about to kill some white people
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
the salon i get my hair done at is having a raffle !! go to 1900bleachme on ig for a chance to win a free color and cut !!
a mirror selfie at the salon 1900BLEACHME in new york city after getting my hair done into a lavender bob
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
i hate procrastinating but also i am so good at it wtf
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youngmi mayer @youngmimayer.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
it’s sort of funny that politics in this country has created a group of people who get enraged when they see a rainbow
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