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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
20 years later DNA evidence found him innocent but we already killed him 🤷🏽‍♂️ oh well
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
To think that a flawed judicial system is even remotely mature enough to accommodate death is beyond me
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Funny, cause if someone actually went out and bought a ps5 and a couple used games Sony would actually lose money
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stupid game, you make me look bad! Ah-boogaboogaboogabooga!
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thanks for offering my account a Google messages update but no one else's, I guess???
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A micro-licensing streaming service that allows you to pick a collection of specific content to be available to you at any given moment for a monthly subscription. Since every platform only has a small number of things you actually want to watch.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It takes incredible bravery and intelligence to overlook the sheer amount of heteronormative propaganda and enjoy homosexuality.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's funny how you can say things like cinephile or audiophile normally but in English you have to say "I love children" otherwise they think something's wrong 😂
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Google is pausing my VPN while it's in my pocket so my browser can finish communicating with the network 😂
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The second mistake was naming their exclusively all-male clubs "The Eagle" 😂
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you could smell the TV in 4D there definitely wouldn't be as many cigarettes on screen
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol, Pentagrandma
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The first mistake gay men made was allowing society to tell them that they were somehow biologically or chemically different than an average man.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I y'all wanted to fix inflation just set literal fire to a boatload of cash
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think peaches beat thom yorke
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The last episode of grace and Frankie just made me doubt my reality
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Google update on my pixel phone just sabotaged the content algorithm in Facebook videos because I wasn't watching YouTube
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People are all wahh 😭 inflation and I'm just like did you not see the immense amount of paper currency this administration printed?
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like video game franchises trap you in unwanted changes to the game design by making you spend money. If the games didn't cost money you wouldn't like them, but now that you already bought in you're forced to enjoy it.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can you imagine building a career in the entertainment industry and then being forced to work in the middle of this circus
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Depends on the verse, if it was new testament they're openly glorifying the death of a Jew 🤷🏽‍♂️
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The aids epidemic could have easily been caused by the substitution of sugar with corn syrup in popular American sodas, which aggravates and dehydrates the colon, making it easier to tear and transmit disease.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Interesting how coffee addiction is just as bad as any other dopamine reuptake inhibitor and yet socially acceptable.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The illusion that air is free when we pay for hvac
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People who complain about AI never complained when machines started building their furniture, clothes, and cars.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you gotten to the part where their employer owns their property and they don't get equity in return for rent?
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sam's club frequently double charges EBT cards at checkout. There is still no way to remedy this currently.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'all watch out cause waterfox decided to sneak in a little setting that "pauses ultra dns protection while a VPN is enabled" and they left it on by default. I wonder how much they got paid to do that.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder what kind of software updates they give rich people since updates are account-based. Like is their software less buggy and suspicious or do they just focus extra hard and keeping them ignorant?
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like some kind of biological virtual reality
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Somewhere between anonymity and sabotage
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The thing about digital security and all the bugs and trust that pervades proprietary software, and then I think about how many journalists depend on that software to serve them. Then I read the news and realize it's not.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm so happy to hear that 👍🏽
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ugh I know right, life's the worst
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes! And because we're still talking about it
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You're exhausting
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah but neither of those games fit the bill!
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No, the typo was *male. But if I wanted to correct her or try to prove her wrong I would've just listed the entire ps3 back-catalogue.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think you misunderstood the assignment
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
See I have the opposite problem where it's impossible for me to find a game where the make protagonist isn't impossibly white and heterosexual
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Downvote
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think wrapping something biodegradable in plastic to be sent to a landfill is counterintuitive.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You know, maybe funding football programs instead of school lunches was a bad idea
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Skeeeeetchy
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Forcing people who have food stamps to only spend money on food so they don't "spend money on drugs" is the criminalization of poverty. There are other necessities besides food, you know?
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Which is funny because the only reason "Babel" happened was because we didn't have the means to talk to everybody at the same time
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The real voter fraud is watching candidates convince the public that their vote matters, as if it's not some massive data harvesting machine that gets vetoed by an electoral college anyway.
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They broke it
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cops are so hateful
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Lx @youenjoyeverything.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The mummy v. The mummy 2
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